hi, i'm the cheesemonger. i really mong cheese

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frump truck: hello... again!

sometimes i mong cheese so hard that people think "he can't possibly keep monging this cheese this hard" but they're wrong. i will always mong

# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:11

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# ? May 5, 2024 11:46

frump truck: hello... again!

Emmentaler? mong it
Neufchatel? mong it
Kraft singles? you better believe i mong it

# ? Nov 16, 2023 02:26

frump truck: hello... again!

most people like their Halloumi grilled. i like it monged

# ? Nov 16, 2023 02:29

RavenousScoot

mong me once?
I'm comin back for more!
mong me twice?
buddy, you've got a customer for life!

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 02:45

RavenousScoot

yeah I see this cheese you got is cave aged

but is it cave-dweller monged?

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 04:43

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

you got any mimolette

# ? Nov 17, 2023 02:08

frump truck: hello... again!

Barco Fiesta posted:

you got any mimolette

i got mongolette. cause im mongin that mimolette

# ? Nov 17, 2023 14:25

Dumb Sex-Parrot

how mongstrous :ohdear:

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Nov 17, 2023 15:39

Waffle House: You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

i mong fish, would you like to trade sometime

# ? Nov 17, 2023 17:35

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

hello gentle monger, i would like your finest laughing cow cheese cubes

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 17, 2023 20:37

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

hom berges

# ? Nov 17, 2023 21:42

Finger Prince

Getting utterly monged on cheese

# ? Nov 17, 2023 21:48

google THIS

In case anyone wasn't sure how cheese gets monged

# ? Nov 17, 2023 22:04

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

mong cheese in the streets, mong dong in the sheets

# ? Nov 17, 2023 22:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Drink-Mix Man posted:

mong cheese in the streets, mong dong in the sheets

# ? Nov 17, 2023 22:33

frump truck: hello... again!

Finger Prince posted:

Getting utterly monged on cheese

# ? Nov 18, 2023 01:18

frump truck: hello... again!

google THIS posted:

In case anyone wasn't sure how cheese gets monged

this rules

# ? Nov 18, 2023 01:18

frump truck: hello... again!

who mongs the cheesemongers

# ? Nov 18, 2023 01:23

RavenousScoot

monging muenster near the manger, mang

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Nov 18, 2023 01:59

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

frump truck posted:

who mongs the cheesemongers

ask not for who the cheese mongs

# ? Nov 18, 2023 02:26

RavenousScoot

don't you know who that was? He's the big cheese! Hugh Mongus

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Nov 18, 2023 04:52

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

there's a mongus among us

# ? Nov 18, 2023 09:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

today at the dispo I asked a dude what his Schreiber name tag was all about. Turns out he is an actual cheesemonger for all the Subways in my county :psyduck:

In honor of this thread I verbally commanded him 2 keep mongin'. He gave me a knowing wink before disappearing silently.

that magical interaction was akin 2 touching a tame deer. truly a majestic moment

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Nov 18, 2023 09:43

frump truck: hello... again!

Areola Grande posted:

today at the dispo I asked a dude what his Schreiber name tag was all about. Turns out he is an actual cheesemonger for all the Subways in my county

In honor of this thread I verbally commanded him 2 keep mongin'. He gave me a knowing wink before disappearing silently.

that magical interaction was akin 2 touching a tame deer. truly a majestic moment

mongin' in the real world

# ? Nov 18, 2023 17:30

frump truck: hello... again!

if he comes back get him to post itt

# ? Nov 18, 2023 17:32

google THIS

Areola Grande posted:

today at the dispo I asked a dude what his Schreiber name tag was all about. Turns out he is an actual cheesemonger for all the Subways in my county

In honor of this thread I verbally commanded him 2 keep mongin'. He gave me a knowing wink before disappearing silently.

that magical interaction was akin 2 touching a tame deer. truly a majestic moment

Some say he's still monging to this day

# ? Nov 18, 2023 19:59

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# ? May 5, 2024 11:46

Finger Prince

Areola Grande posted:

today at the dispo I asked a dude what his Schreiber name tag was all about. Turns out he is an actual cheesemonger for all the Subways in my county

In honor of this thread I verbally commanded him 2 keep mongin'. He gave me a knowing wink before disappearing silently.

that magical interaction was akin 2 touching a tame deer. truly a majestic moment

You missed a trick if you didn't sell him some of that UK Cheese strain. Then he could be a cheesemonger monged on cheese.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 22:45

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