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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hell no bitch, i'm having some pecan pie on thanksgiving

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

peanuyts are legumes!! :mrgw:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I nutted in the pie.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I nutted in the pie.

nice nice, toast them babies first?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Watermelon is a vegetable.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Don't be an internet poisoned weirdo. Consume however many nuts as you would like to in the month of November.

Also jerk off as much or as little as you would like to. It's your life.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

nine-gear crow posted:

Don't be an internet poisoned weirdo. Consume however many nuts as you would like to in the month of November.

Also jerk off as much or as little as you would like to. It's your life.

who said anything about jerking off? kind of a weird post op.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

I'm tugging

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

rear end-penny posted:

I'm t*gging

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Folks we found the Derpies rereg

:cb::byewhore:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

most nuts aren't true nuts. it's kind of weird

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
bananas are actually nuts

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I'M tuggacus

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i think this photo should make my opinion on all this sillyness quite clear

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
goddammit another thread title i have to change to be about writing a novel. thanks op

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

nine-gear crow posted:

Don't be an internet poisoned weirdo. Consume however many nuts as you would like to in the month of November.

Also jerk off as much or as little as you would like to. It's your life.

One hungers for nuts, the other provides. Why would we want to interrupt such a beautiful thing.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


After a month without jacking off your sperm travel up to your brain through your spine and transform into brain cells. Doctors. loving. Hate this.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

No, Nut November!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mozi posted:

i think this photo should make my opinion on all this sillyness quite clear



Yup, time to pick up a big nut sack at the grocery store

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
No nut, no vember

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Mozi posted:

i think this photo should make my opinion on all this sillyness quite clear



The nutting fever has overcome this poor man

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

You don't have to be nuts to post here but it helps!!!!

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Using proper latex protective equipment is essential when making sure you don’t expose someone to traces of your nut supply. Tree nut allergies are more common than you’d think.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

goddammit another thread title i have to change to be about writing a novel. thanks op

Yeah honestly there’s already a thread for this.

Gas thread, ban op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

This Post Was Made In A Nut Free Factory.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Mozi posted:

i think this photo should make my opinion on all this sillyness quite clear



nice nutting form

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'm eating sunflower seeds which are a kind of nut

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
are almonds nuts or tree nuts or what? whats the deal with almonds?

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
is this a pun thread? puns are the lowest form of allergies, wait i forgot to say

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
i ate some almonds last night

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
The coconut is not a nut but a fruit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k2Di6QqqEA

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I just have some almonds as a snack every now and again, they're very tasty. Salted peanuts are my weakness, along with cashews. Can't trust myself with a container of salted cashews, it'll be gone in seconds.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Just lol if you don't nut every single day and night

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i don't do this i do Mo Nut March sorry

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



once I saw a hamster stuff an entire brazil nut into its cheek pouch and the little fucker looked absolutely ridiculous

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
I heard that if you avoid eating walnuts until you’re 40, you’ll become a wizard.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

I ate lunch several time this week at a nice place in Texas that served pecan cobbler for dessert. It was wonderful. The rest of Texas is a festering hellscape from what I could tell but 10/10 on the cobbler.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..




e: Mods give me a sixer with that gif, i want to laugh every time i open my rap sheet

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


can i use peanut oil its what i usually fry with

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Aishlinn posted:



e: Mods give me a sixer with that gif, i want to laugh every time i open my rap sheet

you have to say a bad word or something. earn your probation

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