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Just tell them you're a goon, if they ask to clarify, read them the entire SApedia so they get the lore. If that fails you can always pretend to be into whatever they say. Oh, you're into horticulture? Omg me tooooo. Lie your way to bed.
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I’ve been happily married for years and before that I was a giant whore so I think the best advice is say what Three Olives would say.
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Nov 18, 2023 07:02
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Specifically the stuff that he gets probated and banned for.
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Nov 18, 2023 07:06
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Caesar Saladin posted:Girls love all of the warhammer 40k factions explained Hey, my roomie’s crazy into* that kinda stuff and he gets laid regularly. I acknowledge, however, he may in fact be the exception. *When I say “into” I mean like he’s got one of our common room areas dedicated almost completely to extensive TT setups and has multiple different games and stuff going at once. So the gals he’s had over HAVE definitely seen it and aren’t bothered by it (at least not openly).
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Nov 18, 2023 09:33
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Trainspotting Let it up to them if it means watching trains or fishing heroin out of a toilet, that easy you can stay both kinds of girls
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Nov 18, 2023 11:08
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Pretend to enjoy handling her the $150.
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Nov 18, 2023 12:28
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You like it when a woman is comfortable enough to wear sweats and fart around/on/in you. It signals you're laid back and mature.
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Pff posted:You like it when a woman is comfortable enough to wear sweats and fart around/on/in you. It signals you're laid back and mature. If I can't wear sweatpants and fart around/on/in, then it's not a relationship worth having.
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I became a vegetarian because the woman I wanted to be with said she had just turned vegetarian, and I was like (lying) "Wow! Me too!" and I faked it. 27 years later still a vegetarian. Thanks J!
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redshirt posted:I became a vegetarian because the woman I wanted to be with said she had just turned vegetarian, and I was like (lying) "Wow! Me too!" and I faked it. 27 years is too long to simp
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Smugworth posted:27 years is too long to simp lol agreed. I moved on like 5 years ago.
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Nov 18, 2023 15:31
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The number one thing to pretend to care about is yourself. For some reason, chicks dig guys who like themselves. I know. It's a complete mystery to me, too.
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Nov 18, 2023 15:55
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anonumos posted:The number one thing to pretend to care about is yourself. For some reason, chicks dig guys who like themselves. I know. It's a complete mystery to me, too. But .. is that even possible? Where would I begin?
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steinrokkan posted:But .. is that even possible? Where would I begin? Beats me. Therapy?
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Nov 18, 2023 16:22
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The notebook
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Nov 18, 2023 16:43
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Definitely take a selfie with a cute puppy and make it one of your pictures.
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Nov 18, 2023 16:46
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put a picture of a really big fish you caught in your dating profile, women love a guy who can provide large fish for his family
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Nov 18, 2023 16:53
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Laughing, while living and loving.
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About me: teach me how to gently caress or I'll die! Hobbies/Interests: consent everything else is just window dressing
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Other human beings.
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Nov 18, 2023 23:44
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Pretend you enjoy getting laid and not posting on the Internet.
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Nov 19, 2023 15:39
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JoJo's bizarre adventure part 7, works for me
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Nov 19, 2023 16:10
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Need to weigh in on the Israel/Palestine situation on my dating profile
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Nov 19, 2023 17:45
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Tell them you deleted your account. Describe in detail what SA is and explain "do you have stairs in your house?" That'll bag 'em.
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Nov 19, 2023 18:40
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Probably sex with a woman op lmao
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Nov 19, 2023 20:31
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BONE DOG posted:Probably sex with a woman op lmao 
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Nov 19, 2023 20:32
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I'm celibate until I lose weight and have visible abs so maybe try not doing that
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Nov 19, 2023 20:59
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BONE DOG posted:Probably sex with a woman op lmao Lol get his rear end
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Nov 19, 2023 23:13
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:"I just want to gently caress and smoke weed, I wash my rear end and won't call you any derogatory terms unless you're into that." If reddit is anything to go off of, washing your rear end puts you ahead of like 75% of the competition
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Nov 19, 2023 23:53
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Cocaine Make sure it's not pretend cocaine
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Toxic Mental posted:If reddit is anything to go off of, washing your rear end puts you ahead of like 75% of the competition *sigh* Guess it's worth a try
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Toxic Mental posted:If reddit is anything to go off of, washing your rear end puts you ahead of like 75% of the competition
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Nov 20, 2023 00:16
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:astrology definitely this op.
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Nov 21, 2023 03:53
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gently caress no. Astrology is usually for the basic lower middle class hoes. You want the real freaky babes? You gotta go for the ones who are into tarot and witchcraft.
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Mean Girls Just kidding, everyone loves Mean Girls
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