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Apologies for possibly taking this thread too seriously, butBlurred posted:I was thinking of Hunter S. Thompson, but I don't want to [...] alienate anyone who likes Richard Nixon. Why not? quote:cooking desserts (makes me sound like a fatass?). Why would you say "cooking desserts" and not just, like, "baking"? edit: I am displeased with this snipe. 
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emSparkly posted:You gotta go for the ones who are into tarot and witchcraft. OP said he wanted to get laid not his tires slashed
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Tea Party Crasher posted:OP said he wanted to get laid not his tires slashed Geez, sounds like someone fumbled the bag.
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"Oh yeah, I'm totally into tarot too"
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Nov 21, 2023 21:10
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Kirk Johnson evangelism and donkeys.
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Street magic, OP. Just think "Is that a quarter behind your ear?" Then you reach behind her ear and pull out her undies.
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Nov 21, 2023 22:57
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Grey Cat posted:Street magic, OP. That's a lot of work just for "a bit". How about miming?
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Nov 21, 2023 23:00
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redshirt posted:That's a lot of work just for "a bit". Miming is a good shout. Everyone is always going for the strong silent type, but the real action is with the silent clown types.
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Nov 21, 2023 23:02
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emSparkly posted:gently caress no. Astrology is usually for the basic lower middle class hoes. You want the real freaky babes? You gotta go for the ones who are into tarot and witchcraft. I've never loving noticed that before but it's so true. There is a massive class divide between astrology and the Higher Magicks.
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Im into piss play, but what i mean by that will shock you even more than what youre thinking of
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I've never loving noticed that before but it's so true. There is a massive class divide between astrology and the Higher Magicks. There isn't though. All is One.
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emSparkly posted:gently caress no. Astrology is usually for the basic lower middle class hoes. You want the real freaky babes? You gotta go for the ones who are into tarot and witchcraft. I'm into tarot AND astrology. MEDIEVAL astrology.  Also regardless of gender, most of the people I know who're into astrology are middle/upper middle class or higher, whereas witchcraft is the domain of poors and trailer trash. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Nov 22, 2023 |
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Nov 22, 2023 01:35
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Travel. Travel. Travel. Force humblebrag travel stories into every interaction as much as you can. Post the # of countries and states you been to like an autistic weirdo. It's a great, socially acceptable way of saying "no poors"
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Nov 22, 2023 01:37
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Tarot and travel. Imagine reading cards at Delphi
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Nov 22, 2023 01:40
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Grey Cat posted:Miming is a good shout. Nobody in history has ever had a single positive thought about mimes, unless it's a pokemon.
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If you don't already, pretend to enjoy puns, op. I used to open with the same line on dating apps (including with my now partner):  : What do you call a belt with a clock on it? : [An incorrect guess, often one that assumes a lewd answer]: A waist of time.It usually went over pretty well. Their guesses/reactions gave me some personality insights, and this way I could be upfront about what dating me was like.
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Nov 22, 2023 01:43
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Oh yeah, I love ballet too
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Nov 22, 2023 02:44
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bathing
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*Adjusts imaginary tie
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The stream. It might disgust you. Arouse you. It does not matter. Come with me. I have such sights to show you
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Actually this thread reminds me of the one time Retsupurae covered a kickstarter for a smartwatch that claims to turn you into an expert PUA via subliminal messaging. So just buy it and you don't have to take our lovely advice anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNk0PrCVTNM
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