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Grandma agreed to let us host it this year, but she's skeptical, I think, that we can pull it off. Please list the dish or item you'll be bringing, and any preferences or food allergies. We're gonna start eating around 5, but it's a whole day event. Come on over whenever, games on all day. Note: Uncle Bob will be probably be drunk. We got a TV he can watch in the guest room.
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Nov 20, 2023 16:05
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You what's up I'm here y'all 
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Don’t worry, I took the turkey out to thaw this morning. Should only take an hour or so and then I can get cooking.
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Nov 20, 2023 16:05
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Hell yeah!
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Nov 20, 2023 16:06
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Smugworth posted:You what's up I'm here y'all Aw yeah, got plenty of room for your friends. Bring something though!
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Nov 20, 2023 16:06
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Gonna boil the turkey in beer, everyone will appreciate my pioneering spirit at their expense!
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Nov 20, 2023 16:08
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Don’t worry, I took the turkey out to thaw this morning. Should only take an hour or so and then I can get cooking. throw er in the deep fryer
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Nov 20, 2023 16:09
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I let Daryl pick the movie lineup for today. It's gonna be Biodome and The Room, played back-to-back on repeat
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Nov 20, 2023 16:10
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bradzilla posted:throw er in the deep fryer That’s a great idea! I’ll do it right here in the kitchen.
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Nov 20, 2023 16:20
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I'll be taking the literal minutes it takes to throw together the green bean casserole like i do every year and haul that slop over to my parents
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Nov 20, 2023 16:29
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Please, do not block the neighbor on the left's driveway. Also, carpool if you can or take Smugworth's bus. We're expecting a lot of people and parking will be tight.
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Nov 20, 2023 16:44
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Stuffing is looking nice n juicy, dig in folks!
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Nov 20, 2023 16:54
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*hangs the turkey neck out of my pants* Honey, look at this. Honey. *snickers* Honey. HONEY. Honey, check this out. Look at this. Honey. Another Bill fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Nov 20, 2023 |
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Nov 20, 2023 16:58
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No, grandma, you just sit and relax. I'm handling the food and it's almost all done. No, I don't think the yams need more salt, if they do you can put them on at the table, how's that sound? No, I don't know why there are so many birds outside today, either.
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Nov 20, 2023 17:01
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I DON'T SPATCHCOCK. EVER
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Nov 20, 2023 17:02
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Personal request: My sister Mary said she's going to come, with her new husband. As you may have heard, he's dragged her into some weird cult (I think they worship Mercury or something IDK). So they're probably gonna bring it up. Please be polite, we're trying to keep in touch with her in case this cult stuff goes any deeper. TIA.
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Nov 20, 2023 17:03
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I made the curried cream cheese and mango chutney cracker dip, and also the sour cream beet salad that everyone will love. Uwa~~!! Where are all of my friends going!?  and all on my first thanksgiving
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Nov 20, 2023 17:05
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Uncle Steve, please don't talk politics here, okay? Nobody wants to argue, I just want us to have a nice meal together. Why do you have your phone out? Please don't show the kids videos of January 6th. Please, I am asking you nicely.
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Nov 20, 2023 17:07
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Can we not invite your uncle that says the n-word and, despite the evidence of his eyes as a school janitor, believes wholeheartedly that there are litterboxes for furries in schools? No? Ok.
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Nov 20, 2023 17:07
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Everyone refused to come because they are either at work or have never heard of the holiday 
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Nov 20, 2023 17:13
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Need a volunteer to be the DD for the day, keys will be taken at the door 
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Nov 20, 2023 17:15
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bradzilla posted:Need a volunteer to be the DD for the day, keys will be taken at the door Smugworth. He's got a bus.
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Nov 20, 2023 17:18
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No, Uncle Terry we don't have cable, we watch everything on streaming. Yeah, like the internet. No, I don't think you can get Fox News on this, can't we just watch the Thanksgiving parade? I'm not sure if any gay people will be kissing this year, no, I guess you can just walk out of the room if that happens.
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Nov 20, 2023 17:23
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Instead of mashed potatoes we're doing mashed turnips this year. You'll never tell the difference!
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Nov 20, 2023 17:24
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The turkey is too spicy?! I didn't season it with anything that spicy. Wait... are you talking about the pepper?! The black pepper is too spicy for you?
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Nov 20, 2023 17:34
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You only got one pack of rolls? You think everybody here's gonna eat half a roll? Somebody has to go back to the store.
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Nov 20, 2023 17:40
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AARD VARKMAN posted:You only got one pack of rolls? You think everybody here's gonna eat half a roll? Somebody has to go back to the store. Everything's closed on Thanksgiving  Hey could you grab a pack of smokes on your way back?
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Nov 20, 2023 18:00
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AARD VARKMAN posted:You only got one pack of rolls? You think everybody here's gonna eat half a roll? Somebody has to go back to the store. Store bought rolls? Really??
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Nov 20, 2023 18:01
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redshirt posted:Store bought rolls? Really?? my favorite rolls come in a can crescent rolls baby that's right
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bradzilla posted:Everything's closed on Thanksgiving Check in the kitchen I just opened a carton of cowboy killers
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Nov 20, 2023 18:04
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I could really use a hand peeling these potatoes.
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Nov 20, 2023 18:10
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gonna go for a walk with my cousin and definitely not shotgun beers and smoke weed in a park *is 39 years young baby*
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Nov 20, 2023 18:13
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Dude did you set Geemer and Smugworth at the same table? They're forums nemeses!
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Nov 20, 2023 18:18
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I'm bringing fistfuls of loose raisins to ruin everyone else's dishes
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Nov 20, 2023 18:28
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I kill someone for putting marshmellows in the sweetpotato
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Nov 20, 2023 18:28
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Did you hear that Jim's daughter wants to do a land acknowledgement before we say grace this year? It's racist against Christians!!
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Nov 20, 2023 18:30
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I kill someone for putting marshmellows in the sweetpotato how do you feel about raisins
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Don't let Aunt Luanne do the blessing this year. Last year she started talking about The Rapture and it scared the kids. Hell, it scared me, too. Just tell her that she can do a special speech after the meal, she's all doped up on oxy anyway, she won't remember.
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