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neato burrito posted:Dude did you set Geemer and Smugworth at the same table? They're forums nemeses! Yes….on purpose!!! 
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Please bring alcohol and ice and coolers if you plan on drinking. We've got the garage set up, there's a TV out there.
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Nov 20, 2023 19:15
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So my “plus one” is actually my polycule…is that gonna be a problem?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:So my “plus one” is actually my polycule…is that gonna be a problem? A... what now?
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Nov 20, 2023 19:21
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turkey is still frozen solid so im gonna drop it in the deep fryer a little early so its done on time
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Nov 20, 2023 19:23
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start with beer, upgrade to wine, switch to port, finish with brandy
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Nov 20, 2023 19:31
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numberoneposter posted:start with beer, upgrade to wine, switch to port, finish with brandy I didn't understand when someone said to "bring port" so I spent dozens of hours building an exact miniature replica of the Philadelphia port
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Nov 20, 2023 19:34
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We have a lot of goons to feed this year, so could I have a couple capable hands unload the turkey pallet out front? Crams fistful of stuffing into Turkey's rear end in a top hat
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Nov 20, 2023 19:44
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*slaps tha poo poo outta anyone who brings green bean casserole*
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https://i.imgur.com/ljqKwIQ.mp4
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Grey Cat posted:We have a lot of goons to feed this year, so could I have a couple capable hands unload the turkey pallet out front? Sorry I gotta chase down the kids, they're in the neighbors yard....
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Nov 20, 2023 19:57
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Okay who left the hamster cage open, I'm not mad but we need to find him
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Nov 20, 2023 19:58
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I just need to get some incredibly racist things off my chest and there is nothing you can do to stop me!
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mannerup posted:turkey is still frozen solid so im gonna drop it in the deep fryer a little early so its done on time the oil will thaw it out
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Nov 20, 2023 19:59
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according to the anarchists cookbook you have detonated a fuel/air turkey bomb in the kitchen
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Nov 20, 2023 20:03
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Slicing cross-sections of frozen turkey with a bandsaw and then grilling them. Also bandsawing yams, a can of cranberry sauce, the pumpkin pie, a bottle of martinelli's sparkling cider, grandma's walker, the box of tangled christmas lights from the garage, a yule log, 8 maids a milking, and a set of snow tires.
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Buttchocks posted:Slicing cross-sections of frozen turkey with a bandsaw and then grilling them. Also bandsawing yams, a can of cranberry sauce, the pumpkin pie, a bottle of martinelli's sparkling cider, grandma's walker, the box of tangled christmas lights from the garage, a yule log, 8 maids a milking, and a set of snow tires. Take it to the garage Frank
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Nov 20, 2023 20:25
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Chief McHeath posted:there ain’t no terlet paper We restocked from the basement!
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Nov 20, 2023 21:37
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Let us join hands and say a prayer for our aging Grandmother who is not with us for Thanksgiving this year because I don't like her and did not send an invite.
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redshirt posted:We restocked from the basement!
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Nov 20, 2023 21:47
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numberoneposter posted:Anyone from the garage care to join me for a basement beer? It's semi-furnished. Take it to the attic, Steve, the kids have the basement.
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Nov 20, 2023 21:48
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Wondering what's going on in the shed...
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numberoneposter posted:Wondering what's going on in the shed... Stoners
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Did anyone pick up Aunt Silvia? Hm. Ah well there’s always next year.
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Another Bill posted:Okay who left the hamster cage open, I'm not mad but we need to find him I brought my cats along as my plus one. I hope that's ok. There's only two of them and they are very sweet.
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Nov 20, 2023 22:03
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Please take your tits out of my mac & cheese. I worked very hard on it.
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Nov 20, 2023 22:37
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*puts too much smoked paprika in everything*
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if you cut the turkey into sections first it'll microwave quicker
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Anderson Koopa posted:I brought my cats along as my plus one. I hope that's ok. There's only two of them and they are very sweet. I hope they’re ok with dogs heh heh
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everyone gets a cornish hen and some sides, I ain't cooking a goddamn turkey
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*buys costco take-n-bake mac-n-cheese and mashed potats and is very satisfied with them*
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Nov 20, 2023 22:51
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I will be bringing my new emotional support turkey, but I beg of you everyone please be more cautious this year.
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Nov 20, 2023 22:59
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*brings scratch made green beans casserole made with fresh mushrooms, green beans, and fried onions* *The one made with cans of glop ise empty almost immediately yet still no one touches the scratch made casserole*
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Smugworth posted:*brings scratch made green beans casserole made with fresh mushrooms, green beans, and fried onions* *slaps the tray outta your hand and all over the floor* biiiitch!!!!!
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Nov 20, 2023 23:12
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anyone care to watch the football game? liverpool is playing. hehe 
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Nov 20, 2023 23:12
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LUKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY
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uhh uh how do I turn on a stove
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Respect my dietary restrictions, bitch!
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Heh heh we're thinking about doing a TOFURKEY this year since everyone's vegan now. (j/k we've got a real turkey)
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