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Yeah can we get a Sides survey? Anyone bringing real cranberry? Artichoke? A salad for the veggie kids?
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redshirt posted:Yeah can we get a Sides survey? Anyone bringing real cranberry? Artichoke? A salad for the veggie kids? Oh hey its me your perpetually single aunt who's a bit fed up with all of this "traditionalism" around the holidays. I've brought along a traditional Punjabi Mutton Curry to add an international flair to the afternoon. I've also brought a 1L bottle of red wine that is clearly from CVS that I will mostly drink myself.
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Nov 21, 2023 00:01
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I'm from New Zealand, so I'm not sure what to bring. I'll bring beer. You drink beer in America, right? And wine. If I can figure out whether Californian Chardonnay goes with both pumpkin and marshmallows at the same time. If you need me, I'll be in the attic with Steve.
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Nov 21, 2023 00:15
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I know you've been waiting and now finally, someone - me - has brought the pearl onions.
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Nov 21, 2023 00:16
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Why don't you go help your grandfather put the jigsaw puzzle together. Yes, it's the same one we do every year but he doesn't remember that.
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Nov 21, 2023 00:19
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you bring the sweet potato I'll bring the marshmallow spread
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Nov 21, 2023 00:22
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"Aunt J's Jellied Green Thing"
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Nov 21, 2023 00:23
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I whipped up this hotdog-tuna aspic with ketchup-mustard gelatin and pickle relish garnish that I found in this old GOOD DAYTON COOKING cookbook from 1970
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Nov 21, 2023 00:27
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Guys, your Uncle Earl keeps asking my opinion of the 2nd Amendment, and I'm not sure what to tell him. Did any of you pat him down when he got here?
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Guys, your Uncle Earl keeps asking my opinion of the 2nd Amendment, and I'm not sure what to tell him. Unfortunately this is an open carry Thanksgiving
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Nov 21, 2023 00:36
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Yeah, sorry, making all this food is taking a little longer than we thought. By the looks of it I think the turkey should be done around 8. Then we just gotta let it rest, carve it up, make some gravy from the drippings, and we're good!
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Nov 21, 2023 00:36
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Pie Check in! Who's bringing a pie? Name your pie if so.
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Nov 21, 2023 00:40
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Turn on the dog show. Yes I promise I won't get intense about it like last year. Look you and I both know it's complete loving bullshit - And I'm not going to watch my language around your kids, Martha, they deserve the truth too - it's complete bullshit that a French bulldog took best in show.
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Redshirt, two of your aunts are in a heated debate about who stole Great-Aunt Cathy's necklace when she died. I'll distract one with a slice of pumpkin pie, you ask the other to look after the kids in the pool for a while. Thanksgiving is a lot like a New Zealand Christmas.
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Redshirt, two of your aunts are in a heated debate about who stole Great-Aunt Cathy's necklace when she died. Copy that Tower. Going in...
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Smugworth posted:*brings scratch made green beans casserole made with fresh mushrooms, green beans, and fried onions* Nobody wants that poo poo nerd Chinatown posted:*slaps the tray outta your hand and all over the floor* 
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Nov 21, 2023 01:34
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Anyway why’s there a dick-sized hole in the mashed potatoes?
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Larry Cum Free posted:Please take your tits out of my mac & cheese. I worked very hard on it. I'm afraid it's a bit late for that.
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Ok everyone light your candles and stand on a corner of the pentagram. Grandma, would you like to lead us in a song of eternal lament?
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ain’t no terlet paper again
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Chief McHeath posted:ain’t no terlet paper again Just use a paper towel you can flush them
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Chief McHeath posted:ain’t no terlet paper again Jesus there were 6 rolls in there!
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redshirt posted:Jesus there were 6 rolls in there! *takes deep breath* So you should really get a bidet…
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I brought traditional mincemeat pie. Dig in everyone!
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redshirt posted:Jesus there were 6 rolls in there! whats done is done 
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Nov 21, 2023 02:16
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Chief McHeath posted:whats done is done Yeah I'm calling in an X-Men extraction squad for your removal. X Squad 3, copy. I've tagged him, take him home.
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Nov 21, 2023 02:18
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Okay, can someone explain the rules of this "football" to me? The commentators keep talking about someone's "tight end', and I want to know whose rear end I should be looking for.
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Okay, can someone explain the rules of this "football" to me? The commentators keep talking about someone's "tight end', and I want to know whose rear end I should be looking for. I'm suddenly interested in football for once.
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Grey Cat posted:I'm suddenly interested in football for once. Wait until you hear about "Penetration" and "Plugging the Gap".
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Anderson Koopa posted:Wait until you hear about "Penetration" and "Plugging the Gap". I can't wait, though I'm more of a visual learner.
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Okay, can someone explain the rules of this "football" to me? The commentators keep talking about someone's "tight end', and I want to know whose rear end I should be looking for. It's kinda like Rugby
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redshirt posted:It's kinda like Rugby So it's got hookers?
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Grey Cat posted:So it's got hookers? Don't stir up poo poo D!
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redshirt posted:It's kinda like Rugby Yeah, but I said they were pussies for wearing helmets, and now one of the Texas cousins wants to fight me.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*takes deep breath*
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Okay, can someone explain the rules of this "football" to me? The commentators keep talking about someone's "tight end', and I want to know whose rear end I should be looking for. So, I've thought a lot about this and haven't really had a forum to share it with anyone. Baseball is the hardest sport to understand from a soccer background. I suggest that Soccer (football) every where else is the simplest sport to learn and understand. All you need is a ball and a net, ball goes in net you get points. Basketball - We just put the net really high up and you use your hands, no big deal. Ice Hockey - Still have a net, but now we have ice skates and a puck. Same general idea. Golf - No net, but we have a hole in the ground and a ball, same goal, put the ball in a general area. Rugby / American Football - No net, but if you get the ball to a certain part of the field, you get points. There is also a huge pole that you can kick the ball through for points. Baseball...In Baseball when your team is in possession of the ball, you can not score. The entire goal is to give the ball back to the other team so you have a chance to score. Also there's no clock.
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Anderson Koopa posted:So, I've thought a lot about this and haven't really had a forum to share it with anyone. Baseball is the hardest sport to understand from a soccer background. I suggest that Soccer (football) every where else is the simplest sport to learn and understand. All you need is a ball and a net, ball goes in net you get points. Which is why Australian Rules football should be the Universal Sport. Kick it, punch it, run with it, whatever. Just kick it between the sticks, mate. If you miss, we’ll give you a point for trying.
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Grey Cat posted:Baseball is just cricket but boring. Well, that’s starting a new argument with the Texas cousins, I’m off the hook.
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Grey Cat posted:Baseball is just cricket but boring. Baseball is an excuse to day drink outside in nature.
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