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Its treating me bad, gary
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So uncle john how did the trucking industry treat you Was it a state trucking company or a federal trucking company
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Nov 22, 2023 08:59
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Getting used to this "Thanksgiving" thing, but what time does King Charles deliver his annual speech? I don't want to miss it.
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Nov 22, 2023 09:25
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Getting used to this "Thanksgiving" thing, but what time does King Charles deliver his annual speech? I don't want to miss it. Uncle Chuck is already 18 beers deep, so I'd guess around halftime of the Cowboys game.
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Nov 22, 2023 14:23
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Guys, who got into the brownies I had in the fridge? The ones in the tupperware container that said "do not touch"? Oh, poo poo. How many did she eat? Listen, somebody needs to get grandma a blanket or something, maybe some chamomile tea.
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Nov 22, 2023 14:32
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OK turn off the parade, Grandma keeps complaining that the balloons are too ethnic this year
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Nov 22, 2023 14:59
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Sally, can you keep Johnny out of the kitchen? He's in the way, and coughing on everything.
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Nov 22, 2023 16:12
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Gee mom, I'm soooooo sorry your pension doesn't cover dental and your social security check is late, and your premiums for medicare went up by $5. Life must be soooo difficult for you. Please keep moaning about your hardships all through dinner. Remind me why you didn't want to host Thanksgiving this year? Oh right, it's because you're leaving for 2 weeks in Bermuda the day after. Thank you so much for not even bringing napkins like I asked. You will never see grandchildren. Never!
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Nov 22, 2023 16:13
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Grandpa you can't smoke inside, go out to the garage.
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Nov 22, 2023 19:41
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anyone for some kombucha??? i made it. 
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Nov 22, 2023 20:34
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Okay, anyone up for one of these cocktails I saw on TikTok? I haven't tried them yet, but I'm going to need a shitload of Grenadine.
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Nov 22, 2023 21:23
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I can bring like thirty bucks' worth of Taco Bell
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Nov 22, 2023 21:33
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We need more pumpkin pie filling, asap.
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Nov 22, 2023 21:39
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numberoneposter posted:anyone for some kombucha??? i made it. You didn't offer any to Bill right? You know he's in AA. Christ, that was him taking that glass jug into the celler wasn't it? Sometimes you can be real thoughtless. BILL? HOW'S IT GOING DOWN THERE BUDDY?
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Nov 22, 2023 23:00
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*continues drinking heavily*
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Nov 22, 2023 23:42
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who knew the 0.5% alcohol content in my peach fizz kombucha would trigger such a violent relapse
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Nov 22, 2023 23:43
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Anyone want to play Monopoly? I get to be the racecar. Brayden, sit on the opposite side of the bank, i heard about your petty larceny last year.
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Nov 22, 2023 23:56
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The Loin King posted:Its treating me bad, gary yeah, i suppose it would. how's florida?
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Nov 23, 2023 00:12
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Anyone want to play Monopoly? I get to be the racecar. Take it to the basement, we need the table space, thanks
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Nov 23, 2023 00:13
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Sorry we had to squeeze into the attic. My son needs the dining room table to finish painting his warhammer figurines. There's a tournament in December. Can you help me get grandma's wheelchair up the ladder?
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Nov 23, 2023 01:15
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Gherkin Jerkin posted:You didn't offer any to Bill right? You know he's in AA. Christ, that was him taking that glass jug into the celler wasn't it? Sometimes you can be real thoughtless. Lol
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Nov 23, 2023 05:15
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Why are you watching TV with the volume all the way down? Can you even tell what's happening in the movie? No, thats not Chris Farley, it's John Candy. Well, maybe if you turned the volume up you'd know why Steve Martin hates him. Because they didn't have cell phones.
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Nov 23, 2023 05:20
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I fuckin love kombucha
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Nov 23, 2023 05:49
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did y’all know amazon got drones that will fly Charmin right to the door
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Nov 23, 2023 06:58
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Wow it looks really windy at the Macy’s parade. Let’s switch to the game. ESPN bottom ticker: quote:23 DEAD, GARFIELD BALLOON AT LARGE
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Nov 23, 2023 07:43
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Chief McHeath posted:did y’all know amazon got drones that will fly Charmin right to the door BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*takes deep breath*
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Nov 23, 2023 12:42
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I’m going to preface this by saying I’m not angry, I just want to know WHY this happened. Again, I’m not angry, you’re not in trouble or anything like that. But why is there a pool of water forming under the toilet? I just need to know what happened so I can try to fix it.
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Nov 23, 2023 13:11
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Quick, someone turn on TBS! The 33 day Christmas Story marathon started hours ago! We're missing it!
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Nov 23, 2023 13:46
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Mmm, Jello Mold looks great as always Maryanne! *Snickers
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Nov 23, 2023 13:59
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Thanksbideting
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Nov 23, 2023 18:09
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What...wait the dog ate the fuckin pie? Why wasn't anyone watching the dog? KAREN GET YOUR loving DOG BEFORE SOMEONE KILLS AND COOKS IT!
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Nov 23, 2023 18:13
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Mordecai you mind your mother!!
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Nov 23, 2023 18:27
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Alright, time to crack open the 30 pounds of durian fruit that my in-laws sent for dessert!
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Nov 23, 2023 18:45
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BUG JUG posted:What...wait the dog ate the fuckin pie? Why wasn't anyone watching the dog? KAREN GET YOUR loving DOG BEFORE SOMEONE KILLS AND COOKS IT! HEY watch the language
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Nov 23, 2023 19:29
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We were going to eat in a couple hours, but my brother in law just rolled in with the turkey and is currently googling how to cook it. Looks like it will be about 4 hours ... At least it's thawed
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Children run screaming as I chase them around with a raw 20lb turkey yelling "GobbleGobbleGobble!"
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Nov 23, 2023 21:09
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raspurtin posted:Children run screaming as I chase them around with a raw 20lb turkey yelling "GobbleGobbleGobble!" Wheras I'll chase around a screaming turkey with little Neveah. It'll stop her from stealing marshmallows off the sweet potato slurry for a few minutes, at least.
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Nov 23, 2023 21:27
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What the hell am i going to do with 15 pounds of leftover turkey? This isnt a joke post wtf am i gonna do with all this
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:What the hell am i going to do with 15 pounds of leftover turkey? u throw it where trash goes aka in the trash OP
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