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WILDTURKEY101 posted:What the hell am i going to do with 15 pounds of leftover turkey? Bait traps in the forest, catch more turkeys.
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:What the hell am i going to do with 15 pounds of leftover turkey? 
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Nov 23, 2023 21:52
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Sorry I got here late, but I brought the traditional holiday raccoon: https://twitter.com/sweetraccoons/status/1727725274387591663?t=Z05egB1BQS4SuHOewLxkHg&s=19 someone else gotta cook it tho
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Nov 23, 2023 22:01
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Our historical reenactment of the first Thanksgiving went well.
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Nov 23, 2023 22:03
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you call that carving a turkey i'll host next year and teach you to carve a loving turkey
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Nov 23, 2023 22:10
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:What the hell am i going to do with 15 pounds of leftover turkey? Leftovers are like my favorite part though, I smoke the bird so the breasts are incredibly tender/juicy and perfect as a coldcut so they don't last long. I like to save the legs/thighs cause they heat back up well in the oven without drying out so much. The stock you can make from the carcass is crazy good for a variety of things, usually I'll make split pea soup because the smokey flavor really hits perfect (which makes sense as it's often made with smoked hamhocks).
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Nov 23, 2023 22:27
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Lions lost. It's a tradition!
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Nov 23, 2023 22:33
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Eclipse12 posted:Lions lost. Uncle Jack the Lions fans losing it in the garage.
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Nov 23, 2023 22:35
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one toilet in the house and uncle dick clogged it. hes mad theres no poop knife
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Nov 23, 2023 22:39
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redshirt posted:Uncle Jack the Lions fans losing it in the garage. Uncle Jimmy refusing to use the new name for the Washington football team and causing trouble with the youngeons.
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Nov 23, 2023 23:04
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Thesaurus posted:We were going to eat in a couple hours, but my brother in law just rolled in with the turkey and is currently googling how to cook it. Looks like it will be about 4 hours ... At least it's thawed Update: still waiting on the turkey... No increase in internal temperature in the last 40 min 
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Nov 23, 2023 23:24
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You don't like your turkey medium-rare?
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Nov 23, 2023 23:26
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Lol you better order out to whatever's open if you want to eat something today other than undercooked turkey. What kind of goober is so clueless about how much of a pain in the dick it is to cook a turkey that you just bring one over and Google how to cook it at the destination?
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Nov 23, 2023 23:26
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*Breaks out the Distraction Jaeger
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Nov 23, 2023 23:33
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Shove some burning charcoal in there.
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Nov 23, 2023 23:34
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Wendigee posted:Lol you better order out to whatever's open if you want to eat something today other than undercooked turkey. Lmao, My bro in law.To be clear, this is actually happening and not a fun "ITT" style post. Also to be clear, we are hosting our first thanksgiving without the matriarchs/grand parents in town. I had all of my sides and dishes prepped last night and my HOMEMADE pies in the oven at 7am so that they'd be cooled for whet I thought was a theoretical lunch hour start time for our meal. We've since cooked a frozen pizza to tide over the hungry children. My sis in law also called dibs on cooking green bean casserole, and I was assured that she does a good job with it. surprise! It's just canned green beans dumped together with a can of soup and then canned fried onions. I had offered to make it from scratch.....
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Nov 23, 2023 23:40
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Thesaurus posted:Lmao, My bro in law.To be clear, this is actually happening and not a fun "ITT" style post. Also to be clear, we are hosting our first thanksgiving without the matriarchs/grand parents in town. My advice? Break out the Distraction Jaeger. Shots!
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Nov 23, 2023 23:42
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Throw a massive tanty and leave imo.
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Nov 23, 2023 23:47
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I love canned green bean casserole lol but I'm white trash so *shrug*
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Nov 23, 2023 23:49
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redshirt posted:My advice? Break out the Distraction Jaeger. Starting to make Manhattans...
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Nov 23, 2023 23:52
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Wendigee posted:I love canned green bean casserole lol but I'm white trash so *shrug* I'm not opposed to it... I was just told that the dish was one of her "specialties"
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Nov 23, 2023 23:55
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Thesaurus posted:Starting to make Manhattans... I like mine dry *takes bottle of bourbon*
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Nov 23, 2023 23:57
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Thesaurus posted:I'm not opposed to it... I was just told that the dish was one of her "specialties" Lol the recipe involves 3 cans and a dish to bake it in.. white trash casserole recipe is on the lid of the fried onions. I've never heard of anyone doing it from scratch before I bet it doesn't taste like childhood! My sister usually makes it and her husband just destroys it there's never left overs. Anyone who can read and turn on an oven can make it and anyone that likes salt and Campbell's cream of mushroom soup (but I repeat myself) will eat it.
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Nov 24, 2023 00:02
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Oh don't you wag your finger at me!
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Nov 24, 2023 00:04
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ill just eat the cream of mushroom soup right from the can if it will make you happy
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Nov 24, 2023 00:53
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Heads up, Uncle Bill is looking for the bowl of keys!
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Nov 24, 2023 01:43
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YOU CARVED THE loving TURKEY WRONG, WHERE IS THE DARK loving MEAT, I KNEW IT WAS A MISTAKE TO TRUST THANKSGIVING TO YOU YOU loving IDIOT I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS FROM YOU
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Nov 24, 2023 02:43
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Welp, these Christmas lights ain't gonna hang themselves. *goes outside in the pitch dark, drags the ladder out of the garage, is more than a little drunk*
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Nov 24, 2023 02:48
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Had Christmas lights on two neighbors houses since Halloween lol.
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Nov 24, 2023 02:49
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Mom, come sit down so we can say grace! Mom! MOM! Why are you cleaning? Dinner's ready! It's fine that there's no macaroni and cheese. No, we don't have time to bake the frozen one, everyone's ready to eat now. It takes like 45 minutes to bake. It's no big deal, there's so much food already. Alright, alright, go ahead and throw it in the oven, but please be quick, we're all waiting. Here, we already fixed you a plate. It's getting cold. Where are you going? The laundry is FINE. Just come sit down. Mom!
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Nov 24, 2023 03:01
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Why are you eating? We have to wait for mom. Mom! Come sit down! Just so we can get started. Mom!
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Nov 24, 2023 03:03
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I couldn't even read that but it looked a bunch of bullshit
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Nov 24, 2023 03:04
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redshirt posted:Pie Check in! Who's bringing a pie? Name your pie if so. Shrunken Roadkill
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Nov 24, 2023 03:12
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Thesaurus posted:Lmao, My bro in law.To be clear, this is actually happening and not a fun "ITT" style post. Also to be clear, we are hosting our first thanksgiving without the matriarchs/grand parents in town. It sounds like you and your sibling are both terrible at choosing spouses. You should have married each other that way you would be guaranteed perfect Thanksgivings.
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Nov 24, 2023 03:16
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Vakal posted:guaranteed perfect Thanksgiving (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 24, 2023 03:19
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According to my headcanon, John Candy moves in with Steve Martin's family for awhile and Martin gets him a job with his marketing company and Candy, being an excellent salesman, makes a good living and starts a new life and he stays friends with Martin forever the end.
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Nov 24, 2023 03:26
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What do you mean the turkey's almost done? We already had the turkey. No, I don't know about "second turkey".
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Nov 24, 2023 03:44
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*Bass starts thumping from garage
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Nov 24, 2023 03:45
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Ok, I better go check if they need any more cranberry in there amongst the throbing bass. By the way has anyone seen Climax haha by Gasper Noel, wouldn't it be funny if someone put PCP in the drinks, for a prank. numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Nov 24, 2023 |
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Danny? Danny! *knocks on guest room door Danny! Time to get up!
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