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im gonna be thanksgivin'er 
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Nov 21, 2023 23:03
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*fight noises from the garage
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Nov 21, 2023 23:06
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Distorted Kiwi posted:
Eat it with a fork and knife. It comes in a single serving can for a reason.
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Nov 21, 2023 23:22
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lots of pie related comics in the funny pages today...
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Nov 21, 2023 23:47
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I'll be out at the shed for 10 minutes. I have my timer on. Watch Jimmy's kids, that boy keeps going for the open oven.
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Nov 22, 2023 00:08
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who decided to put this on a thursday?
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Nov 22, 2023 00:59
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numberoneposter posted:who decided to put this on a thursday? Hey, do you know anyone with Shrooms?
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Nov 22, 2023 01:03
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No but we are hot boxing the shed like whoa
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Nov 22, 2023 01:04
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Hosting thanksgiving alone this year? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 22, 2023 01:11
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you send your cannabis friends to your shed?
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Nov 22, 2023 01:12
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112123 posted:you send your cannabis friends to your shed? Nah, bro, they are over in that garage next driveway over.
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Nov 22, 2023 01:16
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why would you force them so far away from the party?
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Nov 22, 2023 01:18
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deep fryer is ready. filled it up to the top so it covers the whole turkey. doin it in the living room so everyone can watch
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Nov 22, 2023 01:25
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mailorder bees posted:deep fryer is ready. filled it up to the top so it covers the whole turkey. doin it in the living room so everyone can watch Kids get your safety glasses!
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Nov 22, 2023 01:26
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Uncle Ricky says hi from Folsom State Prison, and to ask Aunt Judy if she could put more money on his commissary account because he has some soup debts his cellmate isn't too happy about
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Nov 22, 2023 01:28
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Anyone seen Uncle Rick?
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Nov 22, 2023 02:04
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cant wait for the absolute swamp sludge thats gonna violently blow outta my rear end in a top hat tomorrow from eating nothing but cheese, egg dishes, and various meats while drinking copious amounts of alcohol
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Nov 22, 2023 02:17
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Tomorrow?
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Nov 22, 2023 02:21
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Wendigee posted:Tomorrow? Take it to the basement Carl
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Nov 22, 2023 02:21
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Wendigee posted:Tomorrow? i know where the out of the way bathroom is in the back of teh guesthouse in canse i blow a seal later
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Nov 22, 2023 02:30
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Also, Jesus Jason let the kids play Rock Star
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Nov 22, 2023 02:41
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I brought the pumpkin pies! Though they're still a bit ... jiggly ... I'll just pop these in the oven to firm 'em up. Need to take out the turkey for a few minutes, that okay?
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Nov 22, 2023 03:10
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I hosed up the stuffing the last two years it kept taking like hours longer than it should so I was the last one to show up and I suspect everyone thought I had gotten blitzed the previous night and over slept. I thought I was just a giant idiot and I kinda am, but I finally got a thermometer to stick in there and my oven runs about 45 degrees below it's internal thermostat. So when it says it's 400 f it's actually like 355 f. Lol? Obviously I don't bake much if I only notice this on Thanksgiving.
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Nov 22, 2023 03:14
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ok kids who wants to slaughter the turkey? yes thats a live one in the backyard. no we cant keep it, its dinner.
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Nov 22, 2023 03:15
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Wendigee posted:Tomorrow? This is the kayfabe thanksgiving thread until Thursday when it becomes the actual thanksgiving thread. Try to keep up.
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Nov 22, 2023 03:24
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its always thanksgiving somewhere, thats what they say
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Nov 22, 2023 03:24
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I dunno what kayfabe is but okay
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Nov 22, 2023 03:24
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not much whats kayfabe with you?
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Nov 22, 2023 03:25
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I thought I'd make crab legs instead of turkey. You're all allergic? I guess I did know that. *sucks down two crab legs at a time* Enjoy the cheese and crackers.
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Nov 22, 2023 03:28
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Wendigee posted:I dunno what kayfabe is but okay Pretending to be real, like wrestling storylines
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Nov 22, 2023 03:29
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Buttchocks posted:I thought I'd make crab legs instead of turkey. You're all allergic? I guess I did know that. *sucks down two crab legs at a time* Enjoy the cheese and crackers. Fuckin pro move. I need relatives with shellfish allergies!
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Nov 22, 2023 03:38
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:like wrestling storylines 
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Nov 22, 2023 03:39
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Chinatown posted:i know where the out of the way bathroom is in the back of teh guesthouse in canse i blow a seal later i ran out the terlet paper there too
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Nov 22, 2023 05:15
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I'm goinna bake some rolls tomorrow and eat them myself as a scouting mission
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Nov 22, 2023 06:34
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*coughing and runny nose the whole time, sitting shoulder to shoulder with you* The COVID test was negative so don't worry about it.... Here let me grab you a roll
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Nov 22, 2023 06:36
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so uncle Dan how’s that sex offender registry treatin ya
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Nov 22, 2023 06:55
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Can I not sit at the kids table this year? I know I’m only 5’6”, but the joke is getting old.
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Nov 22, 2023 08:37
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Im gonna buy a ham and just freeze the rest
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sugar free jazz posted:so uncle Dan how’s that sex offender registry treatin ya bad
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