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imagine whispering "fart it up johnson" to yourself as you are about to begin your public speech/football game/marriage proposal/swordfight etc.
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May 5, 2024 13:16
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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i have a date tonight and I am going to quietly whisper "fart it up johnson" to myself beforehand. i suspect that this will grant me an easygoing confidence and charm. instead of being a stressed out dorkwad
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Nov 21, 2023 14:42
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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That was my university's motto.
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Nov 21, 2023 19:07
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- RavenousScoot
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reminds me of my classmate, Farted-Up Johnson
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Nov 21, 2023 19:19
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- sisterSyzygy
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The funk soul brother at the back of her head has gone dark. Forever.
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(to the tune of the 4kids one piece intro) dreamin! dont fart it up, johnson!
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Nov 21, 2023 20:07
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- RavenousScoot
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saying fart it up johnson over and over with different emphasis in the mirror for 2 minutes every time I wash my hands when going to the bathroom
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Nov 22, 2023 03:27
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(to the tune of the 4kids one piece intro) dreamin! dont fart it up, johnson!
also I like this one ^^^
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Nov 22, 2023 03:28
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Our wedding vows included "fart it up johnson", but I flubbed the delivery as "fart up my johnson" and now our marriage is legally bound to that.
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Nov 22, 2023 13:44
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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try using "fart it up johnson" as a nondenominational form of saying grace before thanksgiving dinner
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Nov 23, 2023 21:43
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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try using "fart it up johnson" as a nondenominational form of saying grace before thanksgiving dinner
our johnson
who farted up heaven
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Nov 23, 2023 23:39
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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our johnson
who farted up heaven
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Nov 24, 2023 14:46
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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bumping this thread because I thought about this phrase again today
fart it up johnson
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Feb 14, 2024 20:58
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- RavenousScoot
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excuse me, you farted a little upjohnson on your shirt
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Feb 14, 2024 21:04
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- frump truck
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excuse me, you farted a little upjohnson on your shirt
what's upjohnson
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Feb 14, 2024 21:10
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nothing much, just the its I farted, what's upjohnson with you
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Feb 14, 2024 21:34
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- frump truck
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I have class in 20 minutes and I just said "it" to myself as a sneaky confidence booster. I will report back in two hours.
how did it go
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Feb 15, 2024 06:38
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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That was my university's motto.
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May 5, 2024 13:16
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What farts up must come down
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Nov 20, 2023 22:14
maybe try farting it down next time
