Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Uncles

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Goons.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
thanksgiving is on thursday op

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Settling for silver.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Brown recluses in your cabooses

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i am down for all the uncle threads lately

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Nutts in your butt

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
many things, i.e.:

fly in your eye
skeeter on your peter
tick on your dick
large mouth bass up your rear end
rubber hose up your nose
dung in your lung
centipedes in your vagina
republicans in elected office
the holocaust
biting into an apple and finding half a worm
network television
most forms of advertising
blind date with ur mom
american healthcare system
rap hop music
drat kids these days
florida
mormons at the door
no access to sanitary facilities when you have danger farts
cops

raspurtin
Apr 18, 2005

soundtrack for this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eC9asFxOws

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Does this guy just have one song that he does over and over again with different lyrics

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Bees in your knees

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tulips on your organ

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



ants in my dick

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Bics burning dicks.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
So many ant threads lately what gives

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



An accidental poop? Is there some reason we're dancing around the obvious here??

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ticks.
Ticks on your dick

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Leeches 'tween your peaches

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Facehuggers on your Day Chugger.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
birds in your turds

Mellow_
Sep 13, 2010

:frog:
toes in your nose

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




ants out my pants

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Not having aunts in your pants OP.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Bowsers in your trousers.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
boils on your skin, flies in your meat and dysentery on your bellies

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
pants in your ants

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Maids with aids

Whores with sores

Full blown anal cancer. Stage 4. Its bad.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
The last season of westworld

Wanting to throw up but cant

Waking up in the middle of the night and finding your water glass empty because you totally housed it in the early to middle part of the night

Having a rock in your shoe and not being in an advantageous place to stop and remove it and also the rock is made of ants

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




ants betwixt your pants

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
ants in your rear end

unless you like that

i wont judge

too much

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Goons on your moons.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




ants beyond your pants

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Pants made entirely of ants and in your hurry to remove them you tripped down the stairs and saw your dads friend jerry jerking him off and then 30 years later you make a post about it in a thinly veiled shitpost

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
poop

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

The Loin King posted:

Pants made entirely of ants and in your hurry to remove them you tripped down the stairs and saw your dads friend jerry jerking him off and then 30 years later you make a post about it in a thinly veiled shitpost

That was just a dream you had. Pants can't be made of ants. There's no way the ants would keep that shape long enough.

I told you that thirty years ago, sport.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Ants made of ants but theyre racist against the goddamn fre...you know what? gently caress you Jerry you piece of poo poo

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

spider inside yer

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Discovering that the three-inch insect with mandibles embedded in your groin, is in fact a new species of an Australian ant.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

This was a real TV ad in Australia, back in the day (Antz Pantz undies).
https://youtu.be/xdoYLLNvbck

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

the termites in my pants are worse

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply