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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
This is most likely less a terrorist attack and more a "Tesla went out of control" issue

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Grey Cat posted:

I'm driving to the canada border as we speak, I swear if this gets us stuck at the border...

try not to bomb it this time elon

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Grey Cat posted:

I'm driving to the canada border as we speak, I swear if this gets us stuck at the border...

Apparently all the bridges are closed

Source: my family who lives on the Canadian side

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

mannerup posted:

https://x.com/kendilaniannbc/status/1727412513107779929

contradicting the very early reporting from Fox News it was filled with explosives and was terrorism

the explosives probably blew up already

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

https://twitter.com/alibradleytv/status/1727425579191017583

I'm sure some nerd out there will be able to figure out the model from this grainy rear end photo

Fivemarks
Feb 21, 2015

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

the explosives probably blew up already

Would've been some kind of explosive residue and the like.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
what are you some kind of explosion scientist

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
yesssssss :protarget:

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
if this makes me late for turkey tomorrow i'm going to be so pissed off

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Oh man some poo poo blew up at the border. I have to make a thread about it RIGHT loving NOW before we really know what happened.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Watch Elon start a loving war

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Bronze Fonz posted:

Watch Elon start a loving war

He is holding all the explosives.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Grey Cat posted:

I'm driving to the canada border as we speak, I swear if this gets us stuck at the border...

Uhhhh you're almost certainly about to get stuck at the border

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Youth Decay posted:

https://twitter.com/alibradleytv/status/1727425579191017583

I'm sure some nerd out there will be able to figure out the model from this grainy rear end photo

Holy. poo poo. It is a Tesla, you can tell by the front indentation without a grill and the black roof.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Im with conservative family members already for the holiday and the rapid fire takes and misinformation is way faster and scarier than I thought, lol, its definitely a hamas terrorist attack.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Anime Store Adventure posted:

Im with conservative family members already for the holiday and the rapid fire takes and misinformation is way faster and scarier than I thought, lol, its definitely a hamas terrorist attack.

Fox News is saying its Hamas according to Twitter

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


NoiseAnnoys posted:

try not to bomb it this time elon

I'll try my best.
No promises.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
remember Xmas a couple years ago when some guy blew up a whole rear end building in Tennessee

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Anime Store Adventure posted:

I’m with conservative family members already for the holiday and the rapid fire takes and misinformation is way faster and scarier than I thought, lol, it’s definitely a hamas terrorist attack.

Tell them it was an out-of-control electric car, like those pansy leftists drive, see what happens

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

ProperCauldron posted:

remember Xmas a couple years ago when some guy blew up a whole rear end building in Tennessee

I thought Tennessee was too religious for rear end buildings. Guess that's why he blew it up

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I had to shut up real quick because I muttered how does more border security help this scenario? And didnt want to start a fight. I also had to explain I didnt think this was an actual dirty bomb.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
well at least we know it's not matthew perry wayy to high on coke

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Hamas can drive Teslas too, let's all give fox news the benefit of the doubt on this one

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

My uncle at UNATCO says that Tesla HQ took remote control of the car moments before the crash

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Mnoba posted:

well at least we know it's not matthew perry wayy to high on coke

I mean, if you packed Matthew Perry's corpse full of coke and attempted to cross the border, I wouldn't be paid enough to look into it.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Strategic Tea posted:

My uncle at UNATCO says that Tesla HQ took remote control of the car moments before the crash

That's terror

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

emSparkly posted:

Oh man some poo poo blew up at the border. I have to make a thread about it RIGHT loving NOW before we really know what happened.

people like to talk about current events

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i think it might be a Nissan Maxima not a tesla


judging by the pillars and the trunk, and the wheel in the one picture. also the fact that this is extremely nissan driver behavior

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

people like to talk about current events

Yeah well a forum is no place for discussion so everyone gtfo

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i think it might be a Nissan Maxima not a tesla


judging by the pillars and the trunk, and the wheel in the one picture. also the fact that this is extremely nissan driver behavior

but it would be so freaking lulzy and epic if were a tesla :(

rekko
Jul 24, 2022

〜✧・♡・★〜🌟💗・♥・💗🌟〜★・♡・✧〜
❗スゴイ❗
I'm betting on Tesla engaging in its natural behavior.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/acnewsitics/status/1727408841497923621

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Tesla balls gate attack

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
So when Fox Newss lies stir up some bubba maga hog who then goes out and shoots up a mosque this weekend, will we finally be allowed to take them off the air?

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
It went Dukes of Hazzard

https://twitter.com/BraxBanksOKWX/s...%5Es1_&ref_url=

Seems like an accelation issue.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




All of the border bridges in WNY are closed for the foreseeable future, the next closest place to cross the border is over five hours away in Detroit.

All cars entering the Buffalo Airport have to go through bomb inspections now.

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Oh I don't see that it had any issue accelerating

rekko
Jul 24, 2022

〜✧・♡・★〜🌟💗・♥・💗🌟〜★・♡・✧〜
❗スゴイ❗
What car is this?

https://twitter.com/AliBradleyTV/status/1727425579191017583

Edit: it looks almost like an older Bentley Continental

rekko fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Nov 22, 2023

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

people like to talk about current events

I don't. This thread is now about the Black Tom explosion of 1916, and the Kaiser's deadly plot against our railroads.

Should citizens of German descent be subject to enhanced surveillance? Where will they strike next, if allowed to roam freely? Is putting the nation's entire supply of TNT in one giant pile off the coast of Manhattan a security risk??

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Nov 22, 2023

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Goddamn Mariokart is to blame here, plain and simple.

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