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An entire Thanksgiving feast fit for a large family. Thoughtful sides and allergy conscious preparation. A chilled selection of bottles from wineries and breweries up north, arranged for easy consideration. Candles and gypsy jazz, a pie baking, fresh vanilla ice cream made that morning. No one shows.
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Nov 23, 2023 18:43
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Expired Halloween candy washed down with a bottle of aftershave
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Nov 23, 2023 19:08
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Nov 23, 2023 19:14
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 My kid was born on thanksgiving day 8 years ago and I ate these gross chix stripz for dinner in the hospital cafeteria while my wife was in labor and forbidden to eat anything at all. It was a joyous day but I found this sad meal funny enough to take a picture.
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Nov 23, 2023 19:54
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Ha Hundreds of pictures painstakingly hand-drawn and this will be my epitaph
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Nov 23, 2023 19:56
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Spinz posted:Ha it's burned into my brain but iirc it's a lunch not a Thanksgiving dinner?
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Nov 23, 2023 20:00
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The USPS is advertising to get people to mail Thanksgiving leftovers to family and friends. Maybe some of you can get in on that. https://fb.watch/ovmN6JhMRt/ Package is temporary lost and shows up 2 months later. Yum!
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Nov 23, 2023 20:03
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Cold leftover hot dog water soup while your parents are smoking meth in the bedroom ignoring you OP.
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Nov 23, 2023 20:54
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Cold leftover hot dog water soup while your parents are smoking meth in the bedroom ignoring you OP. I can't decide if it would be most powerful when being 8 years old or 38.
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Nov 23, 2023 20:58
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nachos washed down with a Packers win
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Nov 23, 2023 21:02
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Watching the weird al movie alone, eating twinkie hot dogs along with weird al. crying as you finish off the can of cheez-whiz. you make a post on usenet about it but nobody reads it or respondsgoatface posted:Green salad, no dressing. Condolences to everyone with the genuine sad thanksgiving meals or situations. nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Nov 23, 2023 |
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Nov 23, 2023 21:09
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:it's burned into my brain but iirc it's a lunch not a Thanksgiving dinner? It's the dregs of my roasted vegetable lunch yes 
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Nov 23, 2023 21:16
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I retract my last post eating rear end alone is the happiest meal every day because you shall never go hungry
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Nov 23, 2023 21:24
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Beer Nuts and Pub Cheese
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Nov 23, 2023 21:25
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The top layer of wedding cake, a week after her funeral.
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Nov 23, 2023 23:21
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delicious green bean casserole and homemade stuffing eaten mostly out of obligation because you had to put your dog down this morning
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Nov 24, 2023 00:01
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A Stupid Baby posted:delicious green bean casserole and homemade stuffing eaten mostly out of obligation because you had to put your dog down this morning  We got a winner gently caress.
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Nov 24, 2023 00:04
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Going to the Cumbys at 1AM after your double shift in the emergency room..
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Nov 24, 2023 00:05
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I would say sitting down to a full table set with enough food and drink for 8 people. Everybody you were cooking for died in a horrible car accident on the way over 
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Nov 24, 2023 00:08
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Van accident maybe. Or they were in the same pile up?
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Nov 24, 2023 00:09
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One car came off the road after puncturing a tyre, the second stopped to help but was hit by a truck carrying canned soup. No survivors.
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Nov 24, 2023 00:15
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Global thermonuclear war on Cowboys kickoff, with jerky
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Nov 24, 2023 00:16
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And no cream of mushroom for the green bean casserole a true tragedy
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Nov 24, 2023 00:16
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Wendigee posted:Van accident maybe. Individual car accidents that happened moments after each other
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Nov 24, 2023 00:17
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A single costco hotdog with nothing on it
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Nov 24, 2023 00:18
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Thanksgiving at Elon Musk's
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Nov 24, 2023 00:18
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Spinz posted:Ha Lmao I thought about posting it too E: I swear posting that picture was probatable for a while wasn’t it?
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Nov 24, 2023 00:19
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Them carrots look like slim Jim's and that yellow thing looks like a rotting lemon wedge
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Nov 24, 2023 00:21
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the pills containing your newborn's placenta
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Nov 24, 2023 00:21
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A cup of instant ramen eaten while watching your favorite hot tub twitch streamer do "smash or pass: my viewers". She skipped over your picture.
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Nov 24, 2023 00:24
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The dried cum in your beard from the homeless guy whose lust you purchased with a half pack of marlboro reds just to feel something other than self loathing
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Nov 24, 2023 00:27
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Our restaurant at Magic Kingdom had complimentary corndogs and small bags of potato chips in the middle of the kitchen hallway for us to grab during our breaks. 2/3rds of the way through a 12 hour shift and I’m probably gonna go home, bake some muffins, and continue watching the new Scott Pilgrim show. We’re loving it!
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Nov 24, 2023 00:41
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pencilhands posted:a full thanksgiving dinner with all the usual main courses and sides that you cooked to pretend youre not miserable and depressed and then you set the table and sit down and cant hold it in anymore and just start crying and go to bed and all the food is sitting there at the table in a dark room getting cold this but imaginary food
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Nov 24, 2023 01:03
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plastic bottle vodka in a paper cup
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Nov 24, 2023 01:13
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Wendigee posted:Van accident maybe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr8EB7QqrMQ
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Nov 24, 2023 01:15
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 That's too much pie.
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Nov 24, 2023 01:19
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Saddest I've had: Hungry-Man turkey TV dinner. Saddest possible: You spend weeks studying the shifts of local Doordash drivers, then order a double turkey dinner from a local place and time it to arrive when shifts end. You spent hours putting together a story about how your brother had to cancel and would you maybe like to stay and share this with me, but you lose your nerve at he last minute. Seated on the bedroom floor, you hoover down stuffing while asking ChatGPT to pretend to be your family, but it refuses to simulate the racist grandpa.
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Nov 24, 2023 02:09
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lmao I thought about posting it too I only know I was probatable for a while
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Nov 24, 2023 02:13
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I'm sorry but the roasted veggie remains win as the saddest alone Thanksgiving dinner if it was true A+ and if it's too be probed, they did their duty as a poster, and I'm sure will take it in pride
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Nov 24, 2023 02:23
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