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My work gave me a free apple pie that weighs in at nearly 5 pounds and a 50 dollar bonus. I've got no one to share it with so I'm going to try to get through the whole thing in one day. I'll probably go around the corner and grab some Taco Bell as an appetizer. I haven't decided what terrible booze to pair with it.
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A salisbury steak tv dinner but it is getting cold as you watch reruns of minute to win it hosted by Guy Fieri
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Nov 23, 2023 01:18
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rear end
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Nov 23, 2023 01:21
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Reheated fast food from the day before chased with a handle of the cheapest vodka you can find
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Nov 23, 2023 01:23
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Nov 23, 2023 01:23
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A doordash order from mcdonalds for just yourself that's large enough that they included condiments and napkins for 2+ people. When you answer the door to get it you shout "food's here" behind you to no one in particular to make the delivery person believe you aren't a lonely rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 23, 2023 01:23
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A stouffers single serve lasgna
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Nov 23, 2023 01:25
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A magnificently prepared and delicious banquet for one. All of your favourite foods, cooked to perfection.
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Nov 23, 2023 01:26
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A glass of water, flavored with some oregano and thyme (but no sage)
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Nov 23, 2023 01:27
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This but paid for with the four Afterpay interest-free payments of $0.95 each
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Nov 23, 2023 01:28
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One of those 99cent banquet frozen turkey dinners and one of the real big bottles of barefoot chardonnay
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Nov 23, 2023 01:50
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The biggest loving turkey, cooked to perfection, eat like two bites of it and then throw out the rest.
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Nov 23, 2023 01:52
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Beef jerky plus string cheese plus pretzel sticks.
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Nov 23, 2023 01:53
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Macaroni straight from the box
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Nov 23, 2023 01:54
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baloney sandwich
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Nov 23, 2023 01:55
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Whisky and chex mix
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Nov 23, 2023 01:57
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three olives
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Nov 23, 2023 01:58
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Pbj sammich.
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Nov 23, 2023 02:01
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Casino buffet
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Nov 23, 2023 02:01
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Cold cereal. Or cold cereal with poultry seasoning added to feel festive.
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Nov 23, 2023 02:03
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Some of that delicious canned turkey
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Nov 23, 2023 02:06
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Nov 23, 2023 02:08
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Spinz posted:Casino buffet I raise you strip club buffet
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Nov 23, 2023 02:11
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I'm going to be eating alone on Thanksgiving, but only because the only time I could have it with family was on Saturday. Been eating turkey sandwiches all week since then and it's been great.
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Nov 23, 2023 02:12
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Iron Crowned posted:True story: Strippers like lasagna
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Nov 23, 2023 02:14
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Nooner posted:I raise you strip club buffet I fold
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Nov 23, 2023 02:14
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bossy lady posted:A doordash order from mcdonalds for just yourself that's large enough that they included condiments and napkins for 2+ people.  but going through the drive through so the workers can see that its just you Nooner posted:One of those 99cent banquet frozen turkey dinners and one of the real big bottles of barefoot chardonnay make it a box of chardonnay and now you're talking
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Nov 23, 2023 02:15
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A boiled hot dog garnished with watery ketchup. You stop eating halfway through to have a quick 2 minute J/O session directly into the toilet, wash your hands, then finish the hot dog.
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Nov 23, 2023 02:16
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for sale: thanksgiving dinner, never eaten
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Nov 23, 2023 02:16
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You never eat alone on Thanksgiving if you go to the local gas station and buy something off the roller grill and eat it in front of the cashier. Also, both of you wish one another an insincere "Happy Thanksgiving", and you lie about how, "Oh, I'm just travelling to see my family. Gonna be there in a few hours... Just needed something to eat so I didn't stuff myself at dinner..." Dude sees you in there every day and it's 2PM, he knows you're not driving off now for a family get-together in another state.
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Nov 23, 2023 03:00
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a full thanksgiving dinner with all the usual main courses and sides that you cooked to pretend youre not miserable and depressed and then you set the table and sit down and cant hold it in anymore and just start crying and go to bed and all the food is sitting there at the table in a dark room getting cold
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Nov 23, 2023 03:02
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Turkey feed because you’re a turkey and all your friends are dead
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Nov 23, 2023 03:05
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The ASMR Thanksgiving meal video. Just pretending that someone's sitting across from you, the sound of their silverware carving the turkey, passing you the rolls, telling you that your eyes are pretty as you just have a half-empty 2-liter of Cherry Coke to wash down your own loneliness.
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Nov 23, 2023 03:05
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Nooner posted:I raise you strip club buffet IM THANKFUL FOR BIG THANKSGIVING TIBBIES!! 
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Nov 23, 2023 03:06
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:rear end ones own...?/
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Nov 23, 2023 03:13
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Nov 23, 2023 03:15
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:ones own...?/ It’s very sad
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Nov 23, 2023 03:17
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:ones own...?/ 
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Nov 23, 2023 03:18
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pencilhands posted:a full thanksgiving dinner with all the usual main courses and sides that you cooked to pretend youre not miserable and depressed and then you set the table and sit down and cant hold it in anymore and just start crying and go to bed and all the food is sitting there at the table in a dark room getting cold A tragic waste of good food.
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It's gotta involve turkey, that's all I know.
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