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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

title says it all.

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I知 quite good at sweeping


like real fuckin good

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
Bangin ur mom

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I知 going to join the resistance to take the battle to the terminators. I assume I値l be cooking rats or recharging pulse rifles or something else suitable for an old man.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Fart sommelier.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
i'm already unemployed, thus deftly sidestepping the entire problem

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

death by basilisk i expect

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'll be the guy that wipes down the loads

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

more realistically most of the work i have ostensibly done in my life has been obviously unnecessary, so i don't see why anyone would automate them, presumably the function was not the actions being performed.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

i'll just unplug the machines op

i'm going to be a luddite 2.0

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
tired: breaking automated looms
wired: running through the streets wild-eyed and naked screaming logical paradox at smart vending machines and waving a large piece of stained cardboard with hand-written sql injection attacks at cctv cameras

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
i wanna be one of those guys that cuts hedgerows in england

e: one of these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoprVhpOKIk

HamAdams fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Nov 23, 2023

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
weed farmer

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

HamAdams posted:

i wanna be one of those guys that cuts hedgerows in england

e: one of these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoprVhpOKIk

when sbf was talking about hedging he should have been doing this instead of whatever the gently caress he thought he was doing

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



mediocre hitman

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mobby_6kl posted:

I'll be the guy that wipes down the loads

be like the guy who doesn稚 wipe them

Perplx posted:

weed farmer

ooo i知 eyeing up cactus wizard

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

mushroom rancher sounds like a good job

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

ditch corpse, assuming i can't get into hobo school

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010
sexman

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

anime appraiser

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

koolkal posted:

Bangin ur mom

fr tho

HamAdams posted:

i wanna be one of those guys that cuts hedgerows in england

e: one of these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoprVhpOKIk

this is a cool video. that's a good sleep after that hard day of work

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i figure ai won稚 meaningfully be in most boutique restaurants til after i die so i値l just go back to that

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

mobby_6kl posted:

I'll be the guy that wipes down the loads

you elitist mother fuckers think you can just swoop in and take my job because you have a fancy degree in computer?

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

HamAdams posted:

i wanna be one of those guys that cuts hedgerows in england

e: one of these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoprVhpOKIk

i remember seeing this before. it's one of those jobs where i can't help but think "boy i wish i were doing something actually useful like that" despite knowing full well i'd be wishing for death by the end of the first day at the latest

i wonder if the pipe is mandatory

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Roosevelt posted:

you elitist mother fuckers think you can just swoop in and take my job because you have a fancy degree in computer?

the traveling jizzmopper problem is np-hard if you catch my drift

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

you elitist mother fuckers think you can just swoop in and take my job because you have a fancy degree in computer?

Should've gotten a STEM degree like your parents told you :smug:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Roosevelt posted:

you elitist mother fuckers think you can just swoop in and take my job because you have a fancy degree in computer?

Roosevelt collapsing dead into a big pile of uncleaned loads after the Caterpillar Load-o-tron easily outworks him in the big load cleaning contest

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


woodworking seems cool

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
boat hull barnacle remover

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

emotional laborer

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Pollyanna posted:

woodworking seems cool

you'll be able to ai generate a picture and have it control a cnc to get you what you want and order online, dont worry

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

The Management posted:

I知 going to join the resistance to take the battle to the terminators. I assume I値l be cooking rats or recharging pulse rifles or something else suitable for an old man.

i liked qirex's idea for a terminator movie where it turns out that 12 billion people are living in a paradise built by a benevolent ai, and the dirty beaten-down "resistance" is former billionaires and their libertarian hangers-on who want to be in power again and they're mad that the ai took their money and spent it on useful things.

so i'll be one of those 12 billion

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

that or the guy who builds the war rigs

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm forklift-certified so I don't need to do manual labour.

e: I'm also really loving good at operating a forklift, coincidentally. Was even before I got certified.

ee: Also I can build huge cruise ships.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


mediaphage posted:

you'll be able to ai generate a picture and have it control a cnc to get you what you want and order online, dont worry

gdi

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


but can a robot eat the rich :colbert:

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
oh i have a degree in animal husbandry and worked in a laboratory mouse breeding center. i'm actually quite set for the luddic revolution

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Sagebrush posted:

i liked qirex's idea for a terminator movie where it turns out that 12 billion people are living in a paradise built by a benevolent ai, and the dirty beaten-down "resistance" is former billionaires and their libertarian hangers-on who want to be in power again and they're mad that the ai took their money and spent it on useful things.

so i'll be one of those 12 billion

I don't entirely remember but I think this is the plot of wall-e

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
butthole licker

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Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

how about native habitat restoration? i'll be the opposite of johnny appleseed, just roaming the suburbs tearing out lovely invasive plants and throwing seedbombs

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