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The Management posted:I’m going to join the resistance to take the battle to the terminators. I assume I’ll be cooking rats or recharging pulse rifles or something else suitable for an old man. i liked qirex's idea for a terminator movie where it turns out that 12 billion people are living in a paradise built by a benevolent ai, and the dirty beaten-down "resistance" is former billionaires and their libertarian hangers-on who want to be in power again and they're mad that the ai took their money and spent it on useful things. so i'll be one of those 12 billion
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that or the guy who builds the war rigs
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Nov 23, 2023 23:17
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echinopsis posted:cant believe that all that waste is somehow still the cheapest way to do a thing at the lego headquarters the designers throw away the leftover loose blocks at the end of the day because it's cheaper to do that than to pay someone to sort them back where they go.
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Nov 29, 2023 05:39
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seems weird that they haven't invented some sort of hormone that makes the cows just produce milk forever without being pregnant. like does the veal industry actually have to exist? does anyone really like it?
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Nov 29, 2023 20:04
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Jonny he lives in upside down land. Everything is backwards over there
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Nov 29, 2023 20:28
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A mare is a female horse, echi. A male horse with a ballsack is a stallion, and a male horse without a ballsack is a gelding.
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Nov 29, 2023 20:42
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pregnancy tests used to be done by injecting a female rabbit with the lady's pee and then if the lady was pregnant her hormones would cause the rabbit's ovaries to do something that was detectable when the rabbit was euthanized and cut open. later they found that injecting the pee into toads would make the toads produce eggs if the lady was pregnant, which was better because the toads were smaller and less cuddly and you didn't have to kill them. imagine if we still did it that way
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Nov 29, 2023 22:29
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"babe...i have some really big news...close your eyes and hold out your hand" *puts fistful of toad eggs*
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Nov 29, 2023 22:37
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imagine all the frog-themed announcements, congratulation cards, parties, etc
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Nov 29, 2023 22:38
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fun fact: zoologically, there is no such thing as a toad. all toads are frogs. toad is a colloquial term for a land-dwelling frog with dry skin, but it doesn't line up with any particular biological or taxonomical distinction.
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Nov 29, 2023 22:55
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Absolutely. Go try it
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Nov 29, 2023 23:49
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echinopsis posted:has anyone used a airify vacuum/blower thing https://i.imgur.com/GykCwXB.gifv
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is it california air tools? they're so quiet
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