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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

style your hair for the occasion. if you are trying to attract a mate go big, the extra volume will impress even the most scrupulous of reproductive partners. if you are going skiing use more product than normal to produce "helmet hair." if you do not have hair consider an amphibious lifestyle as the lack of body hair will cut down on hydrodynamic drag.

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
use shampoo AND conditioner, also comb your hair

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


i braided my rear end hair

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Stealthgerbil posted:

i braided my rear end hair

Just keep it to your hair

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
If you are a larger gentleman and don't own it very well, go nuts with the hair FX, Guy Fieri style. You will thrive or die. And maybe people can get a few chuckles here and there, so it's basically like community service.

If you are a woman, never use shampoo, even if you get mud and sticks in it. The mud and sticks will eventually start to enhance the natural bounce of your hair

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
In the future we’ll all be bald due to the intense radiation so just shave it now to get ahead of the curve.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i like braided pigtails because theyre very cool. and it helps me not eat so much of my own hair.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

In the future we’ll all be bald due to the intense radiation so just shave it now to get ahead of the curve.

Yup

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
You can use Mane n Tail. Not even joking it’s for horses and humans

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I ain't bought shampoo since 1999

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

teen witch posted:

You can use Mane n Tail. Not even joking it’s for horses and humans
Save a horse and wash a cowboy.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Stick your finger in a light socket and your hair will stand straight up protip

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

teen witch posted:

You can use Mane n Tail. Not even joking it’s for horses and humans

oh hell yeah! :hfive:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dick styling

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
But if you use up all the horse shampoo, what will you wash your horses with?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

When is feathered hair coming back? That Farrah look.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Shave a horse you say

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


im bald irl

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

ChickenHeart posted:

But if you use up all the horse shampoo, what will you wash your horses with?
We're rendering down the horses into collagen peptides for our hair care products

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Some horses have spectacular hair.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Oppa gangnam style

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

You don't have to shampoo your hair every time you shower but yku should still do it once-twice a week. More if u r gross and sweaty

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Also do a deep condition, maybe a protein treatment if shits real bad. The latter use sparingly because too much protein makes your hair feel like weird mushy straw.

Use heat protectant every time you have heat tools in your hair

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i bulk my hair in the winter months and then get it real lean for the beach come summer

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

same

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Nobody expects a proper bowl-cut these days. You walk into a nightclub with one of those and everyone is like 'whoa'

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
to style your hair, try styling your hair

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Icochet posted:

Nobody expects a proper bowl-cut these days. You walk into a nightclub with one of those and everyone is like 'whoa'

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

gently caress me up dawg

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

I'm lazy and have long thick hair so whenever I shower I just bend forward and brush my hair from the back to the front and leave it like that to dry. I like how it looks afterwards

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Comb cum into your hair for lasting effects

LordAdakos
Sep 1, 2009
Bald posting ITT :smug:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lawman 0 posted:

gently caress me up dawg

I gotchu fam

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fade: 0 on the sides and 2 on top

I look at myself in the mirror and go, "aye".

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