Hair Styling Pro Tips

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

style your hair for the occasion. if you are trying to attract a mate go big, the extra volume will impress even the most scrupulous of reproductive partners. if you are going skiing use more product than normal to produce "helmet hair." if you do not have hair consider an amphibious lifestyle as the lack of body hair will cut down on hydrodynamic drag.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

teen witch posted:

You can use Mane n Tail. Not even joking it’s for horses and humans

Save a horse and wash a cowboy.

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