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FUCKONG VHRISTMAS MUSIC IN TARGET AND RVERY OTHER DTORE ITS loving KNOT CHRISTMAS GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 04:54 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:00 |
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because it FRICKIN SUCKS.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:27 |
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People are too willing to nuke entire relationships if someone doesn't do Christmas traditions correctly and that's really stupid
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:29 |
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Junk posted:because it FRICKIN SUCKS.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:35 |
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my angry about christmas because me not want thing
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:39 |
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for me it's probably the forced bonhomie directly behind which lurks the engine of capital burying the speedometer needle constantly for weeks leading up to the day. it's a little more galling than usual when you have to swat away the metaphorical hand trying to snake its way into your bank account even as the face associated with it is smiling and wishing you a Happy Holidays also, as a shameless Halloween partisan, it feels like we hardly get any time to enjoy the spooky season before we gotta strap in for the annual carnival of purchases and consumption
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:41 |
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what sucks about christmas is that you never just get to chill and do whatever you want, you gotta all have breakfast and eat those little sausages and back bacon and toast and drink mimosas then you all pile into the living room to open your presents and then spend the afternoon loving around with your new presents while watching bob ross paint snow scenes and then eat a ham for dinner actually i changed my mind christmas ain't that bad
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:49 |
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They keep trying to put the Christ back into it and I'm simply not having it.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:53 |
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trees belong outside not inside otherwise you are making a mockery of the tree.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:53 |
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People start wailing and writhing on the floor when I wish them a happy holidays.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 06:10 |
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Santa! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4RQyzypiKQ
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 06:15 |
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No one puts effort into their White Elephant gift.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 06:23 |
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Stealing an AWESOME PAGAN HOLIDAY two times!! The first, the Christians. The second, the Capitalists. Remember the season: The Solstice
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 06:27 |
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Santa claus killed two women in 2004 and was never charged because the cops hosed it
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 06:30 |
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i got mugged by a radioactive santa
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:08 |
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I asked for the Millennium Falcon and got the Cloud City Carbonite Freezing Processing Playcenter
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 07:17 |
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youre*
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:20 |
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too much nog all over the place
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:28 |
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i am an enlightened atheist
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:42 |
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I like Christmas
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 10:57 |
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Junk posted:what sucks about christmas is that you never just get to chill and do whatever you want, you gotta all have breakfast and eat those little sausages and back bacon and toast and drink mimosas then you all pile into the living room to open your presents and then spend the afternoon loving around with your new presents while watching bob ross paint snow scenes and then eat a ham for dinner
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 11:10 |
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Because christmas is loving expensive and it seems like everyone in the uk is living paycheck to paycheck or having to dip into savings, if they have any, to make ends meet. And then three corporation's in a trenchcoat that run scams on the UK constantly push the narrative you have to spend a billion quid on your friends and family or else you're literally worse than hitler or oliver cromwell. A lot of my friends are stressing about it and while it shouldn't really hit me its still a huge gently caress you about how broken this wretched country is.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 11:53 |
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heres some reasons op - sickening cosnumerism and commercialism - turkey tastes like rear end but my FIL insists on having it - having all these dumb northern european traditions designed for cold wether in 30c+ weather - my sister being volatile af - nz sun being so loving bright and hot its hard to actually enjoy being outside. UK summer was way nicer with the sunlight mediated by a smog layer so you could sit outside in the sun until 10pm without developing several cancers
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 12:25 |
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they are taking the christ right THE gently caress OUT OF IT
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 12:29 |
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The Jim Carrey Grinch movie is such an omnipresent piece of poo poo.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 12:48 |
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Children's board games suck but Santa sure loves bringing them every year. And when the kids want play them the fat bastard is nowhere to be seen and it's somehow my job now
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 13:07 |
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been to every Home Goods store in the county and can't find the stockings holders I need
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 13:09 |
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Hammerite posted:I like Christmas Yule be sorry!
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 14:25 |
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The racial tensions between the coquito drinkers and the crema drinkers.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 14:33 |
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Every Christmas song SUCKS.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 14:41 |
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I'm not angry about Christmas
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 14:46 |
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Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 14:47 |
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Santa exploits his elves.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 14:47 |
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redshirt posted:Santa exploits his elves. They have no free will to exploit, they're like ants, mindless. If they speak it's because it's an automatic response.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 14:48 |
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too many reindeer off leash
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 14:51 |
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You can beat the sin out of Santa's elves. They don't even feel pain.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 14:58 |
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I just hate joy generally
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 15:00 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:They have no free will to exploit, they're like ants, mindless. If they speak it's because it's an automatic response. Wow, that's elfist.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 15:08 |
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THEY MADE SANTA WOKE I've been told. I'm not 100% clear on what that means but it sounds scary.
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 15:08 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:00 |
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too many loving bells
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# ? Nov 25, 2023 15:53 |