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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

FUCKONG VHRISTMAS MUSIC IN TARGET AND RVERY OTHER DTORE ITS loving KNOT CHRISTMAS GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
because it FRICKIN SUCKS.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

People are too willing to nuke entire relationships if someone doesn't do Christmas :airquote:traditions:airquote: correctly and that's really stupid

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Junk posted:

because it FRICKIN SUCKS.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
my angry about christmas because me not want thing

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

for me it's probably the forced bonhomie directly behind which lurks the engine of capital burying the speedometer needle constantly for weeks leading up to the day. it's a little more galling than usual when you have to swat away the metaphorical hand trying to snake its way into your bank account even as the face associated with it is smiling and wishing you a Happy Holidays

also, as a shameless Halloween partisan, it feels like we hardly get any time to enjoy the spooky season before we gotta strap in for the annual carnival of purchases and consumption

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
what sucks about christmas is that you never just get to chill and do whatever you want, you gotta all have breakfast and eat those little sausages and back bacon and toast and drink mimosas then you all pile into the living room to open your presents and then spend the afternoon loving around with your new presents while watching bob ross paint snow scenes and then eat a ham for dinner

actually i changed my mind christmas ain't that bad

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
They keep trying to put the Christ back into it and I'm simply not having it.

:colbert:

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


trees belong outside not inside otherwise you are making a mockery of the tree.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




People start wailing and writhing on the floor when I wish them a happy holidays.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Santa! :argh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4RQyzypiKQ

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


No one puts effort into their White Elephant gift.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Stealing an AWESOME PAGAN HOLIDAY two times!!


The first, the Christians.

The second, the Capitalists.


Remember the season: The Solstice

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Santa claus killed two women in 2004 and was never charged because the cops hosed it

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
i got mugged by a radioactive santa

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I asked for the Millennium Falcon and got the Cloud City Carbonite Freezing Processing Playcenter

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
youre*

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

too much nog all over the place

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
i am an enlightened atheist

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I like Christmas :kiddo:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Junk posted:

what sucks about christmas is that you never just get to chill and do whatever you want, you gotta all have breakfast and eat those little sausages and back bacon and toast and drink mimosas then you all pile into the living room to open your presents and then spend the afternoon loving around with your new presents while watching bob ross paint snow scenes and then eat a ham for dinner

actually i changed my mind christmas ain't that bad

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Because christmas is loving expensive and it seems like everyone in the uk is living paycheck to paycheck or having to dip into savings, if they have any, to make ends meet. And then three corporation's in a trenchcoat that run scams on the UK constantly push the narrative you have to spend a billion quid on your friends and family or else you're literally worse than hitler or oliver cromwell. A lot of my friends are stressing about it and while it shouldn't really hit me its still a huge gently caress you about how broken this wretched country is.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

heres some reasons op

- sickening cosnumerism and commercialism
- turkey tastes like rear end but my FIL insists on having it
- having all these dumb northern european traditions designed for cold wether in 30c+ weather
- my sister being volatile af
- nz sun being so loving bright and hot its hard to actually enjoy being outside. UK summer was way nicer with the sunlight mediated by a smog layer so you could sit outside in the sun until 10pm without developing several cancers

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
they are taking the christ right THE gently caress OUT OF IT

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The Jim Carrey Grinch movie is such an omnipresent piece of poo poo.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Children's board games suck but Santa sure loves bringing them every year. And when the kids want play them the fat bastard is nowhere to be seen and it's somehow my job now

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

been to every Home Goods store in the county and can't find the stockings holders I need

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Hammerite posted:

I like Christmas :kiddo:

Yule be sorry!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The racial tensions between the coquito drinkers and the crema drinkers.

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Every Christmas song SUCKS.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm not angry about Christmas

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Santa exploits his elves.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

redshirt posted:

Santa exploits his elves.

They have no free will to exploit, they're like ants, mindless. If they speak it's because it's an automatic response.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

too many reindeer off leash

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You can beat the sin out of Santa's elves. They don't even feel pain.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

I just hate joy generally

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They have no free will to exploit, they're like ants, mindless. If they speak it's because it's an automatic response.

Wow, that's elfist.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
THEY MADE SANTA WOKE

I've been told. I'm not 100% clear on what that means but it sounds scary.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

too many loving bells

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