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Good part of christmas: Spending time with mom and dad. Good food, a comfy new pair of pajamas (a family tradition. you get pj's on christmas eve to wear on christmas morning). A fine breakfast of the most christmas-y of foods... Lox and bagels, and blintzes. (my dad's jewish, but we just celebrate christmas as a family holiday rather than a religious one). huge rear end standing rib roast on christmas eve. Bad part of christmas: My sister's kid is a loving howler monkey on crack. he's hyperactive, has absolutely zero impulse control, and runs around screaming and generally acting like a psychopathic little poo poo, CONSTANTLY. there's never a quiet moment anymore. he absolutely loving ruins any enjoyment i have spending time with the family. He ruined my thanksgiving too  Oh good, yes please touch all the dinner rolls with the hand you just stuffed in your mouth. mom: "why aren't you eating" me: "....Lost my appetite."
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:trees belong outside not inside otherwise you are making a mockery of the tree. Trees are worth worshipping!
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Nov 26, 2023 07:53
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It's Santa Clause not DJ Santa M.C.
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Nov 26, 2023 07:56
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I’m not big on those cinnamon pine cone things they put out at the store they’re kinda gross
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Nov 26, 2023 07:58
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Toxic Mental posted:i heard online that there's a gay black trans santa now, it's got me really upset gently caress yeah, Sualc Atnas rules!
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Nov 26, 2023 07:58
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I'm not angry at Christmas, but I am disappointed in it.
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Nov 26, 2023 07:58
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*gingerly placing a jar to the side Thanks grandpa but I said I wanted I a PS5
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Nov 26, 2023 08:01
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sugar free jazz posted:I’m not big on those cinnamon pine cone things they put out at the store they’re kinda gross these too. they reek and the stink permeates every corner of the store and lingers in your nose. it's like a pack of feral elves are loose and marking their territory
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Nov 26, 2023 08:36
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SatansOnion posted:these too. they reek and the stink permeates every corner of the store and lingers in your nose. it's like a pack of feral elves are loose and marking their territory At all my stores they put those out for Halloween so the stank begins in September
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Nov 26, 2023 16:46
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The bad music is following me around town I don't want to hear the jingles or reasons to be merry I JUST WANT WINTER WITH NO VHRISTMAS!!!!
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Nov 26, 2023 18:07
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last christmas is an evergreen jam tho
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Nov 26, 2023 18:08
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Roleplaying Dad posted:I'm Jewish. I'm not really angry, just...feel invisible sometimes. I have a great joke about Chinese food and the movies that I bet you’ve never heard before.
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Nov 26, 2023 18:20
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Toxic Mental posted:last christmas is an evergreen jam tho The lyrics don't make any sense. "The very next day, you gave it away" that's a terrible gift. "Happy December 26th, here's some other person's heart." They can tell you are regifting that. Yes I know it's a metaphor. I'm saying it's a bad metaphor. If I fall in love with Carla, while Alice is in love with me, I'm not giving Alice's heart to Carla, it's nothing like that, that metaphor makes no sense "This year... I'll give it to someone special" ya think? "Hey you're nobody special, have my heart" that's a bad gift in the first place no wonder they didn't keep it. My Christmas pet peeve is those "keep Christ in christmas" bumper stickers. You either get to force Christmas on everyone in the country regardless of religion, or insist Christmas is a religious observance of the birth of Christ, you don't get to do both
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Nov 26, 2023 19:17
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you completely misunderstood the lyrics lol
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Nov 26, 2023 19:20
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I love Christmas! It’s a fun time to spend with my family and loved ones. (:
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Nov 26, 2023 19:30
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Trying to schedule extended family Christmas parties around everyone's schedule and the people with the fewest attachments insist on doing it during the holiday weekend itself as a power play. Mother fuckers every other person at this gathering has 3-4+ other family events to juggle with people that they're closer to and would rather do the extended family the weekend before like we used to. But no, we have to feel sorry for the toxic assholes who have nothing else going on Christmas weekend because they've driven away everyone else in their lives, and oh no grandpa is too old to come out to more than one gathering so we can't just do a separate thing.Toxic Mental posted:last christmas is an evergreen jam tho it's worse than the wonderful christmastime song and that's saying something
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Nov 26, 2023 19:37
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i got real weird hosed up fetishes and christmas got me all horned up (but it’s not why u think) and it gets tiresome after a while
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Nov 26, 2023 19:42
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Polyucle Christmas is tough on scheduling
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Nov 26, 2023 20:04
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They always talk about Santa Claus coming, and yet he never gives me a reacharound
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Nov 26, 2023 20:17
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guess it’s time to go hang out in the rejected parents thread with the other low contact/no contact losers. all staring in through the windows of better topics little match girl style while i talk histrionic dorks out of writing big chunky texts they’re gonna regret later 
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Nov 26, 2023 20:36
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My mom gets drunk and she becomes ugly and please can we just not I get it you wanted to have an christmas for when i was little but i hate it now and dread the whole thing
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Nov 26, 2023 20:43
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No symbolic relationship to skeletons like what's the point
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Nov 26, 2023 21:54
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Polyucle Christmas is tough on scheduling Just get them all over at the same time and be the drunk uncle of the polycule. Problem solved.
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Nov 26, 2023 22:17
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Szyznyk posted:I have a great joke about Chinese food and the movies that I bet you’ve never heard before. This poo poo makes me so mad 
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Nov 27, 2023 05:18
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my sister's favorite christmas movie. Quite possibly the most uncomfortable the rest of my family has been in a long time. She likes the movie "holiday Inn" (and yes, the large hotel chain is named after the movie. ) A "charming" little movie/musical from 1942 starring Fred Astaire, Ginger rogers and Bing Crosby. It starts out harmless enough. some pratfalls, a few musical numbers, pretty generic holiday stuff. until you get to the scene where fred astaire DANCES IN loving BLACKFACE and does a minstrel show style musical number. the whole family was like "uhhhh...." now don't get me wrong, my sister, and the rest of my family, are not even slightly racist. my parents are about as accepting of people as you can find. I know my sister isn't all about that part of the movie, obviously, and really the rest of the movie is fine, if a little bland for my tastes. but the rest of the movie really doesn't make up for that scene existing. Also Die hard is the best Christmas movie, and I won't hear otherwise
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Nov 27, 2023 06:45
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Year 4 of positive confirmation of quantum field movement in the instant before the presents arrive. Multiple sites with passive detectors, he doesn't know they are there. With this information, we can begin to calculate an algorithm to predict his quantum arrival. And with that info, a hope of trapping him....
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Nov 27, 2023 06:52
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redshirt posted:Year 4 of positive confirmation of quantum field movement in the instant before the presents arrive. You must then find a way to trap santa in a box, with a geiger counter and a vial of radium 
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Nov 27, 2023 06:55
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Aishlinn posted:You must then find a way to trap santa in a box, with a geiger counter and a vial of radium That's what the Time Dilation Field project is really all about. Join us, we're always looking for new scientists and researchers.
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Nov 27, 2023 07:20
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We have too many Christmas decorations and not enough space for all of them 
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Nov 27, 2023 08:00
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becaues I love all I want for christmas is you and think it should play all year long and it doesnt and I think that's horrible
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Nov 27, 2023 08:05
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Some dipshit will explain to me that Die Hard is a Christmas movie even though I don’t care and I didn’t ask.
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Nov 27, 2023 10:46
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The candy canes are always too old
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Nov 27, 2023 16:19
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I was specifically told not to get my nephew "the really big lego set" because his parents think he has too many lego already.
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Nov 27, 2023 16:27
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Milo and POTUS posted:becaues I love all I want for christmas is you and think it should play all year long and it doesnt and I think that's horrible Mariah walked so Beyonce could run and I love her for it every day.
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Nov 27, 2023 16:30
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A Fancy Hat posted:I was specifically told not to get my nephew "the really big lego set" because his parents think he has too many lego already. you know what to do 
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Nov 27, 2023 16:37
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No mamaw I don't want any of that damned mincemeat pie
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Nov 27, 2023 17:14
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I have trouble finishing a whole candy cane before I get bored of the flavor.
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Nov 27, 2023 17:19
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redshirt posted:On 12/21 it will be around a 15:53 sunset here. It's funny in Lima Peru, because it is along the equator, the longest day is 13 hours of daylight. The shortest day is 11 hours of daylight. That must be nice.
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Nov 27, 2023 17:22
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Christmas is traumatic as gently caress for me because of how bad my parents were at it so I'm mad at it every year.
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satanic splash-back posted:I have trouble finishing a whole candy cane before I get bored of the flavor. They’re not for enjoying they are for stabbing.
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