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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Buck Wildman posted:

same but unironically, ain't getting younger

point out the irony

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luv2shit
May 15, 2023

yeah whi the gently caress doesnt like making GBS threads

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lumpentroll posted:

point out the irony

it's everywhere, like mustard gas

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

smoobles posted:

I love coffee because it makes me poo poo!!!!

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I just had my first cup of coffee in almost a month. delish

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

madmatt112 posted:

I just had my first cup of coffee in almost a month. delish

I ask this respectfully but why have you chosen the bitchmade life

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
I like coffee, but not making GBS threads

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Wiping is the worst part of making GBS threads.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



*jotting coffee bidet into a little notebook*

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Dokapon Findom posted:

Wiping is the worst part of making GBS threads.

eat more fiber, hydrate

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
you can find out more about that in the gruel thread

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Had some 4 PM coffee. Will I regret this when I try to sleep later? Possibly.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Ohtori Akio posted:

eat more fiber, hydrate

hard to hydrate when all I drink is coffee

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

smoobles posted:

I ask this respectfully but why have you chosen the bitchmade life

the bitchmade life chose me, hombre.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Just had my second cup of the day. :coffee:

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Dokapon Findom posted:

Wiping is the worst part of making GBS threads.

convert to the bidet brotha

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Personally I regard the bidet as a geographical curiosity, it's not how we do it in God's own country

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
Coffee and making GBS threads are a winning combination

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
Had a poo poo after my americano but before my aeropress. Feels optimal

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


it's tyool 2024 and y'all are still making GBS threads? do better

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Time for a late morning cup

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
tea today. no movement

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
its too late for coffee now

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Dokapon Findom posted:

Personally I regard the bidet as a geographical curiosity, it's not how we do it in God's own country

as funkadelic saidfree your mind and your rear end will follow


just had some room temp leftover mud, sometimes that's the best cup of the day

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

I'm glad I now live somewhere they have energy drinks and vivarin cause I needed the caffeine so bad I was becoming coffee guy with the scales and poo poo. most of it is not worth paying for.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Ohtori Akio posted:

tea today. no movement

now they say correlation doesnt necessarily imply causation, but

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Ohtori Akio posted:

tea today. no movement

concerning. on both counts

Realized the current batch of beans is much better suited for aeropress. Get those notes of nectarine, caramel, and vanilla coming through much more clearly. For a brief moment while drinking it I feel like a rich guy with a viable future.

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Wife only made a half pot cause I was gonna take a nap on my day off but then I changed my mind and made some more but I was on auto pilot and made an entire pot. Now we have 1 1/2 pots of coffee on this Monday morning. Wow!

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
the coffee machine in the office is finally fixed. if they expect me to be here i drat well better be getting free coffee.

on my second cup rn, its passable.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Used to work for a place that was doing a return to office thing and a big announcement they made was that they were buying us a nice espresso machine and that everybody had to be in the office for some meetings and they were bringing in a professional barista for the first day to show off the new machine

It was just a rep from the distribution company that rented the company one of those automated vending machines where you can select between the different flavored sugars you want in a really lovely latte on a little touchscreen.

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Used to work for a place that was doing a return to office thing and a big announcement they made was that they were buying us a nice espresso machine and that everybody had to be in the office for some meetings and they were bringing in a professional barista for the first day to show off the new machine

It was just a rep from the distribution company that rented the company one of those automated vending machines where you can select between the different flavored sugars you want in a really lovely latte on a little touchscreen.

Did he at least give you flavour suggestions or tasting notes?

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



those things are loaded with some sort of shelf stable non-dairy creamer and instant coffee crystals right?? the nicest ones I can find online arent much more in price than a commercial single group espresso machine and I cant imagine that comes without some serious corner cutting

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



just realized its provably a carousel of nespresso pods lol

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Putting on a second pot because it's, that's right... Monday.

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Ohtori Akio posted:

tea today. no movement
today i switched over to making my coffee 1/2 regular instant and 1/2 decaf instant, it's okay i guess

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Mr. Sharps posted:

those things are loaded with some sort of shelf stable non-dairy creamer and instant coffee crystals right?? the nicest ones I can find online arent much more in price than a commercial single group espresso machine and I cant imagine that comes without some serious corner cutting

This one would grind the beans but yeah the milk and flavorings were just powders that they'd load into a hopper and the powdered milk one never got changed once so after a month or so it would just spit out a lovely espresso shot and then warm chocolate or vanilla flavored water

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Gravid Topiary posted:

today i switched over to making my coffee 1/2 regular instant and 1/2 decaf instant, it's okay i guess

and your movement?

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Ohtori Akio posted:

and your movement?
slightly delayed but 9/10 otherwise

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Gravid Topiary posted:

slightly delayed but 9/10 otherwise

:nice: hmmyes: :letsgooo:

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100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
I was washing my french press this morning and when I crammed my hand inside it to scrub the inside I sprayed soapy water all over myself. I can't take me anywhere jfc.

At least coffee will make me feel better.

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