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2 can per day x 365 days/year x 35 yrs = 25,550 I'm turning 40 next year, and I think I probably started drinking soda around age 5. I've never liked regular soda -- it's always been too syruppy for me. I almost never drink water; I just drink soda. When I say I've had 2 cans per day, realistically it's probably close to 3 cans. It's a habit I've never been able to break, but I'm doin alright. So that's just to say, I'm almost 40 and aspartame hasn't given me cancer yet and by god if there ever was a person e: can we please change the title from drank to drunk or consumed maybe credburn fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Nov 26, 2023 |
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What color is your pee
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 10:11 |
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buglord posted:What color is your pee Of my soda intake probably 80% is Diet Mt. Dew. I actually don't need to pee as often as you might think, but when I do it's kind of like the color of diet mt dew but slightly more... darkish orange? \/\/ goddammit it's drunk, I didn't know, this is so loving embarrassing \/\/ credburn fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Nov 26, 2023 |
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"have drank"
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 10:17 |
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no thanks I'm fine
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 10:39 |
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drink water
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 10:45 |
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You wouldn't have hosed up the title if you didn't drink so much drat soda.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 12:04 |
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Mega64 posted:You wouldn't have hosed up the title if you didn't drank so much drat soda. FTFY
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 15:47 |
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credburn posted:Of my soda intake probably 80% is Diet Mt. Dew. You are insanely dehydrated if your piss is dark orange.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 15:51 |
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I used to be like this in my teens/early 20s. Just buy a 12 packs all week and go through it in a day or two. If I did that now I'd loving die. No more than a soda a day for me and I only get a soda once every few weeks at best. Though you bet I guzzle a 20 gallon pibb xtra at the theater... as a treat. If you want to kick the habbit, op, I recommend fizzy no cal water or water flavor things. Juice is also good. But if you want your kidneys to fail I won't stop a goon with a dream.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:00 |
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i think two diet sodas a day is not a problem at all but really should be in addition to plentiful plain water intake
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:02 |
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OP this is your liver and kidneys, please drink some water tia
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:09 |
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I hope you are lying
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I'm surprised you're alive/don't have uncontrollable diabetes because what the hell
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:37 |
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Could someone please translate into units I can more easily visualize (elephants, 747s, football fields)?
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:49 |
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credburn posted:Of my soda intake probably 80% is Diet Mt. Dew. Diet Mountain Dew is a great mixer
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:49 |
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satanic splash-back posted:Could someone please translate into units I can more easily visualize (elephants, 747s, football fields)? 12,775 distended bladders.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:51 |
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I drank three cans of soda yesterday (over a few hours) and afterwards I felt gross. op that's gross
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:53 |
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I don't have much to add except that diet mountain dew makes my stomach hurt and just thinking about the taste of it is making me a little queasy.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:07 |
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How much do you brap OP?
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:20 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I'm surprised you're alive/don't have uncontrollable diabetes because what the hell how would drinking things that don't contain sugar cause diabetes?
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two cans isn't much, you guys are acting like he's drinking five or six or whatever. Three is a bit much but eh its not gonna kill you OP, you don't need to be some kind of ascetic monk. You probably should drink some water though.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:26 |
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All that phosphoric acid. Do you still have teeth?
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:28 |
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op how did you not turn into a diabetic puddle of dissolved goo after touching a can of soda
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:38 |
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You should switch to jangerel op. It’s just as bad for you but all the great holiday flavors are out right now like cranberry-plum sausage and creamed spinach.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:41 |
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sugar > high fructose corn syrup > any of the artificial sweeteners. Although the normal Liquid IV is okay which is a mix of sugar and I believe stevia. Water is anywhere from above sugar to below high fructose corn syrup.
Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Nov 26, 2023 |
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410,757,864,530 piss stops
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:45 |
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Diet soft drinks taste like poo poo regardless of what artificial sweetener or stevia they put in them well that's my 2 cents op
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:00 |
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I definitely have sucked more than 25,550 cocks in my life
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:06 |
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All these penises just fall into my mouth on the reg.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:06 |
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U got them stones??
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:07 |
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Just pissed out a kidney boulder, felt like I gave birth. Name suggestions?
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:10 |
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wendigee
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:11 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:OP this is your liver and kidneys, please drink some water tia OP this is a representative of the US soda industry, you are a true American hero, please keep it up tia.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:16 |
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Diet soda is still bad for your teeth, correct?
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:19 |
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Jesus you piss orange? What the gently caress I pee slightly yellow and I'm in water panic mode Literally your brain is being dried out via dehydration Like holy poo poo
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:21 |
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change thread title to Renal Failure Clubhouse
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:23 |
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GBS Gigantic Bladder Syndrome
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:25 |
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Oh and if your urine is orange uhh yeah you have a bile duct issue and should seek medical advice
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:26 |
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I pissed fluorescent orange for a few days after I started taking lionsmane mushroom supplements but thankfully it stopped now. I drink more soda than I should too and I've always peed crystal clear because I drink a lot of water too
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