I definitely have drank more than 25,550 cans of diet soda in my life

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credburn: Jun 22, 2016; A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

2 can per day x 365 days/year x 35 yrs = 25,550

I'm turning 40 next year, and I think I probably started drinking soda around age 5. I've never liked regular soda -- it's always been too syruppy for me. I almost never drink water; I just drink soda. When I say I've had 2 cans per day, realistically it's probably close to 3 cans. It's a habit I've never been able to break, but I'm doin alright.

So that's just to say, I'm almost 40 and aspartame hasn't given me cancer yet and by god if there ever was a person

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can we please change the title from drank to drunk or consumed maybe

credburn fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Nov 26, 2023

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What color is your pee

# ? Nov 26, 2023 10:11

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

buglord posted:

What color is your pee

Of my soda intake probably 80% is Diet Mt. Dew.

I actually don't need to pee as often as you might think, but when I do it's kind of like the color of diet mt dew but slightly more... darkish orange?

\/\/ goddammit it's drunk, I didn't know, this is so loving embarrassing \/\/

credburn fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Nov 26, 2023

# ? Nov 26, 2023 10:14

LordArgh: Mar 17, 2009; Nap Ghost

"have drank"

# ? Nov 26, 2023 10:17

sex excellence: Feb 19, 2011; Satisfaction Guranteed

no thanks I'm fine

# ? Nov 26, 2023 10:39

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drink water

# ? Nov 26, 2023 10:45

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

You wouldn't have hosed up the title if you didn't drink so much drat soda.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 12:04

OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

Mega64 posted:

You wouldn't have hosed up the title if you didn't drank so much drat soda.

FTFY

# ? Nov 26, 2023 15:47

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credburn posted:

Of my soda intake probably 80% is Diet Mt. Dew.

I actually don't need to pee as often as you might think, but when I do it's kind of like the color of diet mt dew but slightly more... darkish orange?

\/\/ goddammit it's drunk, I didn't know, this is so loving embarrassing \/\/

You are insanely dehydrated if your piss is dark orange.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 15:51

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

I used to be like this in my teens/early 20s. Just buy a 12 packs all week and go through it in a day or two. If I did that now I'd loving die. No more than a soda a day for me and I only get a soda once every few weeks at best.

Though you bet I guzzle a 20 gallon pibb xtra at the theater... as a treat.

If you want to kick the habbit, op, I recommend fizzy no cal water or water flavor things. Juice is also good. But if you want your kidneys to fail I won't stop a goon with a dream.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:00

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
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i think two diet sodas a day is not a problem at all but really should be in addition to plentiful plain water intake

# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:02

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

OP this is your liver and kidneys, please drink some water tia

# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:09

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I hope you are lying

# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:34

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I'm surprised you're alive/don't have uncontrollable diabetes because what the hell

# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:37

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Could someone please translate into units I can more easily visualize (elephants, 747s, football fields)?

# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:49

slandergoose: Jun 24, 2023

credburn posted:

Of my soda intake probably 80% is Diet Mt. Dew.

I actually don't need to pee as often as you might think, but when I do it's kind of like the color of diet mt dew but slightly more... darkish orange?

\/\/ goddammit it's drunk, I didn't know, this is so loving embarrassing \/\/

Diet Mountain Dew is a great mixer

# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:49

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

satanic splash-back posted:

Could someone please translate into units I can more easily visualize (elephants, 747s, football fields)?

12,775 distended bladders.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:51

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

I drank three cans of soda yesterday (over a few hours) and afterwards I felt gross. op that's gross

# ? Nov 26, 2023 16:53

cinnamon rollout: Jun 12, 2001; The early bird gets the worm

I don't have much to add except that diet mountain dew makes my stomach hurt and just thinking about the taste of it is making me a little queasy.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:07

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

How much do you brap OP?

# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:20

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
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Seth Pecksniff posted:

I'm surprised you're alive/don't have uncontrollable diabetes because what the hell

how would drinking things that don't contain sugar cause diabetes?

# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:25

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

two cans isn't much, you guys are acting like he's drinking five or six or whatever. Three is a bit much but eh its not gonna kill you OP, you don't need to be some kind of ascetic monk. You probably should drink some water though.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:26

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

All that phosphoric acid. Do you still have teeth?

# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:28

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

op how did you not turn into a diabetic puddle of dissolved goo after touching a can of soda

# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:38

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

You should switch to jangerel op. It�s just as bad for you but all the great holiday flavors are out right now like cranberry-plum sausage and creamed spinach.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:41

Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

sugar > high fructose corn syrup > any of the artificial sweeteners. Although the normal Liquid IV is okay which is a mix of sugar and I believe stevia. Water is anywhere from above sugar to below high fructose corn syrup.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Nov 26, 2023

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410,757,864,530 piss stops

# ? Nov 26, 2023 17:45

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Diet soft drinks taste like poo poo regardless of what artificial sweetener or stevia they put in them well that's my 2 cents op

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:00

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

I definitely have sucked more than 25,550 cocks in my life

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:06

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

All these penises just fall into my mouth on the reg.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:06

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

U got them stones??

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:07

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Just pissed out a kidney boulder, felt like I gave birth. Name suggestions?

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:10

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

wendigee

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:11

Dial A For Awesome: May 23, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

OP this is your liver and kidneys, please drink some water tia

OP this is a representative of the US soda industry, you are a true American hero, please keep it up tia.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:16

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Diet soda is still bad for your teeth, correct?

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:19

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Jesus you piss orange?

What the gently caress

I pee slightly yellow and I'm in water panic mode

Literally your brain is being dried out via dehydration

Like holy poo poo

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:21

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

change thread title to Renal Failure Clubhouse

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:23

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

GBS
Gigantic
Bladder
Syndrome

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:25

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Oh and if your urine is orange uhh yeah you have a bile duct issue and should seek medical advice

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:26

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deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

I pissed fluorescent orange for a few days after I started taking lionsmane mushroom supplements but thankfully it stopped now.

I drink more soda than I should too and I've always peed crystal clear because I drink a lot of water too

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:27

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