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This is why we need the return of the Crystal sodas. For clear pee.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:34 |
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credburn posted:Of my soda intake probably 80% is Diet Mt. Dew. i drinka shitload of soda daily crushing those dr peppas and even my piss is clear. you must drink additional waters
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:44 |
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Toxic Mental posted:I definitely have sucked more than 25,550 cocks in my life Diet penis doesn’t count the cum doesn’t have any calories
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:56 |
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I bought this "smart" water bottle to keep me drinking water. The truth is, I don't drink water, ever. Ever, ever, ever. I hate the taste of water, and I -- no joke -- I loving choke when I drink non-carbinated water. When I swallow non-carbinated water, it's like, right after the swallowing muscle contraction, there's like a vacuum that sucks a mysterious drop of water down my windpipe. Every time I drink water I cough because I swallow and inhale water. I know, that's fuckin weird. So I got this smart water bottle, anyway, and it's supposed to sync with my phone and bitch at me if I don't consume enough water over a certain amount of time. But it's finnicky and seems to not want to sync unless I go through the app manually every time which is a hassle. But I can make the water bottle beep at me every hour, so I'm definitely more hydrated now than I've ever been. Actually, since I got this water bottle (three months ago) I've probably drank more water than all of last year. I don't choke if I suck water through a straw. No kidney stones, no cancer, I had some blood run recently and the doctor said everything but my sodium levels were good. Well, my testosterone levels have actually plummeted but I think that's a separate issue; it's so low they're putting me on hormone replacement therapy. I should maybe talk about that though, maybe there's a connection. We used to believe, back in middle school that Mountain Dew could lower your sperm count so it was like, you didn't need condoms if you just drank enough Dew.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 19:17 |
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living my life one middle-school rumor at a time
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credburn posted:I loving choke when I drink non-carbinated water. When I swallow non-carbinated water, it's like, right after the swallowing muscle contraction, there's like a vacuum that sucks a mysterious drop of water down my windpipe. Every time I drink water I cough because I swallow and inhale water. skill issue
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 20:23 |
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I couldn't imagine not constantly sipping water. I always have water next to me I drink from it probably every 3-5 minutes.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 20:25 |
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I also drink several diet sodas per day I also drink water though Not much else. Apple juice when I'm sick
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 20:27 |
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credburn posted:I bought this "smart" water bottle to keep me drinking water. The truth is, I don't drink water, ever. Ever, ever, ever. I hate the taste of water, and I -- no joke -- I loving choke when I drink non-carbinated water. When I swallow non-carbinated water, it's like, right after the swallowing muscle contraction, there's like a vacuum that sucks a mysterious drop of water down my windpipe. Every time I drink water I cough because I swallow and inhale water. I know, that's fuckin weird. So I got this smart water bottle, anyway, and it's supposed to sync with my phone and bitch at me if I don't consume enough water over a certain amount of time. But it's finnicky and seems to not want to sync unless I go through the app manually every time which is a hassle. But I can make the water bottle beep at me every hour, so I'm definitely more hydrated now than I've ever been. Actually, since I got this water bottle (three months ago) I've probably drank more water than all of last year. I don't choke if I suck water through a straw. Lmao u need to be reminded to hydrate
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 20:36 |
slunk
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 20:42 |
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10 PRINT "DRINK WATER IDIOT" 20 GOTO 10
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 20:47 |
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whole case a day
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 20:48 |
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they should make a water designed for people who only drink soda. thats a million dollar idea easy.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:01 |
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flubber nuts posted:they should make a water designed for people who only drink soda. thats a million dollar idea easy. It's called seltzer
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:01 |
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flubber nuts posted:they should make a water designed for people who only drink soda. thats a million dollar idea easy. They could carbonate the water and add some sort of flavoring syrup.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:02 |
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Also somehow despite growing up in Northern California in the 80s, I grew up very water insecure. The well had failed at the farmhouse my parents rented when I was a kid, so the landlord had a water truck they'd drive up to a local water slide place and fill it up.. whenever . My parents got fed up with that poo poo and bought a house in the burbs, so yay city water for 4 years, and then my parents bought my grandparents lovely house out in the country, which had a partially failed well and a totally failed filter system. The water was super high in sulfur, so showers/laundry smelled like rotten eggs, which meant during high school I vaguely smelled like rotten eggs. Sometimes it literally looked like the water from the restaurant in the Goonies. Needless to say, I had a very negative association with drinking water. Soda was my treat when I was a kid, because for most of my childhood if I wanted water I had to buy it, and if I was spending money I wasn't wasting it on water In my 20s, I specifically drank Mountain Dew in lieu of coffee. ( I also drank and smoked heavily, and would guzzle a 2 liter Sunday mornings like it wasnt no thing). Energy drinks became a thing and I quit drinking Mountain Dew and then I switched to diet soda, which (unbeknownst to me) has a fuckload more caffeine then regular soda. At one point I was cranking through a 12 pack of Diet Coke a day, wondering why I couldn't sleep and felt like absolute death. When I quit drinking alcohol my soda consumption went into overdrive. I was drinking multiple 64ozs of Diet Dr Pepper a day. As you can imagine thats incredibly unhealthy and I felt like absolute and total dogshit all the time. After an agonizing ER visit and an official diagnosis of Ulcerative Colitis, I started reeling in the soda. But its loving hard because soda is literally everywhere and everyone drinks it. Eventually switching to kombucha helped calm my soda addiction, and these days I average a 2-3 sodas a quarter. I drink half-caf coffee in the morning, and then either water or unsweetened decaf iced tea. I can taste the chemicals in Diet Coke now
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:03 |
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flubber nuts posted:they should make a water designed for people who only drink soda. thats a million dollar idea easy. poo poo there's a subscription water bottle now that has smell pods that just inject scent into the airstream while you suck out of the bottle to trick you into thinking you're drinking flavored water without even putting anything in the water
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:03 |
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No chemicals in kombucha and tea, luckily
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:04 |
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maybeadracula posted:No chemicals in kombucha and tea, luckily yeah a lot of phenylalanine in both of them
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:10 |
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credburn posted:I bought this "smart" water bottle to keep me drinking water. The truth is, I don't drink water, ever. Ever, ever, ever. I hate the taste of water, and I -- no joke -- I loving choke when I drink non-carbinated water. When I swallow non-carbinated water, it's like, right after the swallowing muscle contraction, there's like a vacuum that sucks a mysterious drop of water down my windpipe. Every time I drink water I cough because I swallow and inhale water. I know, that's fuckin weird. So I got this smart water bottle, anyway, and it's supposed to sync with my phone and bitch at me if I don't consume enough water over a certain amount of time. But it's finnicky and seems to not want to sync unless I go through the app manually every time which is a hassle. But I can make the water bottle beep at me every hour, so I'm definitely more hydrated now than I've ever been. Actually, since I got this water bottle (three months ago) I've probably drank more water than all of last year. I don't choke if I suck water through a straw. do more viscous fluids make you choke as well? if not it might be worth trying a fluid thickener, my dad had to go on one for a couple months after throat surgery. either way, definitely tell your doctor about the dysphagia if you haven't good luck with your hrt, hopefully that's not impacted by the culture war bullshit going on
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:11 |
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dervival posted:good luck with your hrt, hopefully that's not impacted by the culture war bullshit going on nobody will ever give a poo poo about test replacement because every old white chud is pumped to the gills
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:12 |
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never mind the color, how carbonated is your piss
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:21 |
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Vampire Panties posted:yeah a lot of phenylalanine in both of them Diet Coke and kombucha? ....Yes? "Chemicals" is just such a dumb scare word
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:23 |
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Ah a classic "I'm an unhealthy dipshit but haven't experienced any negative effects lol, btw my piss is orange" thread
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:25 |
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lol SCOBYs make a shitload of phenylalanine, it's an amine precursor for all the fun neurotransmitters
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:26 |
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Phenylalanine deez nuts.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:27 |
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That’s $1277.50 in deposit return op, cash in bro
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:28 |
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coffee in the morning, water during the day, wine at night. gotta be sure to brush your teeth.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:30 |
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thank you for you are service
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:39 |
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MrQwerty posted:lol SCOBYs make a shitload of phenylalanine, it's an amine precursor for all the fun neurotransmitters There should be a kombucha brand called SCOBY Dew
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:40 |
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That's why I just drink a porridge like low alcohol beverage all day, as I toil in pyramid middle management.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:41 |
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Vampire Panties posted:
Oh wow, thanks for sharing this. I drink soda like a fuckin maniac but truthfully I don't want to. It costs money, I don't really enjoy it, it just sates my thirst kinda and quells the urge. I find what you had to say really inspiring.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:52 |
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credburn posted:carbinated
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 22:40 |
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short-barrel rifled bubbles
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credburn posted:Oh wow, thanks for sharing this. I drink soda like a fuckin maniac but truthfully I don't want to. It costs money, I don't really enjoy it, it just sates my thirst kinda and quells the urge. I find what you had to say really inspiring. Yeah thats where I was at with soda for years and years - i didnt enjoy it, but I felt compelled to drink it, even though a 20oz would gently caress up my stomach later that night. maybeadracula posted:"Chemicals" is just such a dumb scare word sure, but how else would you describe the sickly sweet / bitter salt of Diet Coke? poo poo tastes like battery acid
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 22:42 |
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Vampire Panties posted:sure, but how else would you describe the sickly sweet / bitter salt of Diet Coke? poo poo tastes like battery acid "aspartame" because thats what aspartame tastes like
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 22:42 |
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I drink tea and squash at home, coffee/tea and water at the office. sodas rarely, alcohol once a week or so or socially.
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# ? Nov 26, 2023 22:52 |
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thoughts on diet mtn dew baja blast? thoughts on coke zero? thoughts on loving getting control of your life and not pissing sunny d?
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I drink tons of water but my pee is still red. Don't listen to the haters op. My doctor said it's normal, even if my urethra burns every time I evacuate.
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