|
"I'm an Idea guy"
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 01:22
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 12, 2024 12:51 |
|
|
Got the CTE
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 01:22
|
|
|
Extremely, utterly dumbshit-idiotic to the point where I've nearly ruined several important relationships because I can't read people at all and make awful, awful jokes during someone's life-threatening illness or show a PTSD-addled friend "Robocop" because that movie always cheers me up Just full-stop a complete moron
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 01:24
|
|
|
I shared a Tiktok with someone. I'm horrified and wondering how to live with the shame.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 01:27
|
|
|
I don't how anyone could. Times past you could hop on a boat and start all over again in the new world. These days though..
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 01:29
|
|
|
Treecko posted:I shared a Tiktok with someone. If it helps no one gives a poo poo
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 01:30
|
|
|
Funky See Funky Do posted:I don't how anyone could. Times past you could hop on a boat and start all over again in the new world. These days though.. Get run out of New York, just take a wagon to Missourah.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 01:30
|
|
|
Dropped my phone and clicked into BYOB
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 01:32
|
|
|
I took a first date to the movie Splice. I did not hear back from her.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 02:08
|
|
|
dummy thin
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 02:42
|
|
|
I wish I could say I'm dummy thicc but that would be a lie.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 02:43
|
|
|
The kind of dumb where 50% of it can be attributed to genetics and other 50% to the bimbofication ray accident.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 02:48
|
|
|
The kind where I actually know a shitload of things but half of it is useless and half of it is wrong
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 02:52
|
|
|
Only four cats. Only 4. In a double wide. Hrrrm ok sis.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 03:15
|
|
|
I'm dumb enough to check back in 6 months later and tally up the
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 03:17
|
|
|
i cant play chess for loving poo poo
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 03:20
|
|
|
I'm your standard dumbshit.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 03:30
|
|
|
i did heroin for like, a decade. then i got sober, saved up money for the 1st time in my life, and lost about 10k trying to trade options oh and im basically incapable of making any kind of social connections
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 03:40
|
|
|
I sometimes forget what I went into the kitchen for
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 03:41
|
|
|
Funky See Funky Do posted:I sometimes forget what I went into the kitchen for that's normal
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 03:42
|
|
|
I’m a literal baby
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 03:45
|
|
|
Any math more complex than basic algebra is like alien scribbles to me.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 03:46
|
|
|
Henry Lee Mucus posted:I fart in me own mouf
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 03:47
|
|
|
I do know a lot of things but I'm definitely dumb about more things than I know
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 04:06
|
|
|
not dumb enough to have me own ted talk, but close. very close.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 04:10
|
|
|
I'm 44 and pretty ladies still make me nervous.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 04:18
|
|
|
neato burrito posted:I'm 44 and pretty ladies still make me nervous. why, they want nothing to do with you
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 04:35
|
|
|
Every time I have to fart, I get a little bit excited if I think it's going to smell really really bad.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 04:46
|
|
|
ninjoatse.cx posted:why, they want nothing to do with you yeah but still. I said I was dumb.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 05:37
|
|
|
Not dumb enough to be suckered into this thread Edit: gently caress
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 05:47
|
|
|
dumb in a way that causes long term harm to myself while also being insufferable to others. so, like really dumb
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 07:33
|
|
|
Sweaty IT Nerd posted:that's normal Oh, well that's reassuring. Nothing like the word of a stranger on the internet to set you straight.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 07:36
|
|
|
Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh, well that's reassuring. Nothing like the word of a stranger on the internet to set you straight. I concur
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 07:37
|
|
|
Art degree
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 09:28
|
|
|
neato burrito posted:I'm 44 and pretty ladies still make me nervous.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 09:28
|
|
|
Funky See Funky Do posted:I sometimes forget what I went into the kitchen for I sometimes forget where the kitchen is
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 13:01
|
|
|
BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I sometimes forget where the kitchen is I don't even know where your kitchen was.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 13:08
|
|
|
I’m so bad at math that if I’m in a place that only accepts cash, I just wave whatever bills I have around until the cashier feels sorry for me and tells me whether it’s enough. The number of times they’ve handed back a dollar or two is downright embarrassing.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 15:05
|
|
|
i just met a nurse i could go for
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 15:51
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 12, 2024 12:51 |
|
|
MoonshineWilly posted:I’m so bad at math that if I’m in a place that only accepts cash, I just wave whatever bills I have around until the cashier feels sorry for me and tells me whether it’s enough. The number of times they’ve handed back a dollar or two is downright embarrassing. Not wise. I've encountered plenty of math-challenged cashiers who will count out incorrect change
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2023 19:59
|
|