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gently caress-up-whole-life-via-bad-decisions dumb
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:drat I think this waitress is really into me 
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I said "carrot" in the "say an animal" thread
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ChickenHeart posted:Extremely, utterly dumbshit-idiotic to the point where I've nearly ruined several important relationships because I can't read people at all and make awful, awful jokes during someone's life-threatening illness or show a PTSD-addled friend "Robocop" because that movie always cheers me up Couldn't pass calc 2 or differential equations either.
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My greatest hits include turning down promotions and making fun of people for being attracted to me
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I stubbornly refused to be a stem major money earner type for years thinking there was some sort of meaning of life to be had in some unspecified way and the second I started attempting a real career my income and experience in life improved, I only wish I’d started sooner I might survive into my old age ok now but it could have been like, more comfortable? climate change will prob wreck us all soon anyway should have just partied harder
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A Moose posted:I... I play video games That's okay, it's not like you're a full grown adult. You've got time to get out of that hobby and into some real mature poo poo like working with wood or making lava at home.
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Bought the Ace Attourny conplitation, knowing every single answer.
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N. Senada posted:That's okay, it's not like you're a full grown adult. You've got time to get out of that hobby and into some real mature poo poo like working with wood or making lava at home. is making lava at home a real hobby I can get into
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Compilation, compliation, who knows. Objection, I'm guilty.
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Treecko posted:Compilation, compliation, who knows. Objection, I'm guilty. Cumpleaños? Congrats!
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Or Geisunhight.
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I assume the best of people, even when I shouldn't. Even in Battle Royale video games where the objective is literally to kill everyone else, I'll think to myself, "I'm just minding my own business, they won't bother me"
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I took French in high-school. Je ne parse Englais
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Treecko posted:I took French in high-school. MDR, toi aussi? j'aime le pain
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That kind of dumb where you know its bad and dumb, but you keep doing it anways.
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redshirt posted:That kind of dumb where you know its bad and dumb, but you keep doing it anways. I'll be honest, I still touch stovetops to see if it's hot. Even when I know the answer.
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Grey Cat posted:I'll be honest, I still touch stovetops to see if it's hot. Even when I know the answer. Do you lick your finger first? Old Hawaiian trick.
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Got covid for second time, day two bed ridden only thing that sounded good was 3 hard shell Taco Bell tacos.
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Grey Cat posted:I'll be honest, I still touch stovetops to see if it's hot. Even when I know the answer. Same, but my hands are basically oven mitts at this point. It's mostly just to tell other people not to touch the hot things
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You can just put your hand very near to the stovetop and get the same information. Wow that really is dumb. Way dumber than it ever occurred to me before. What the hell kind of dipshit moves their finger than extra few mm closer to discover if the the thing they already know is hot is hot! 
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Mnoba posted:Got covid for second time, day two bed ridden only thing that sounded good was 3 hard shell Taco Bell tacos. The heart wants what it wants 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You can just put your hand very near to the stovetop and get the same information. Wow that really is dumb. Way dumber than it ever occurred to me before. What the hell kind of dipshit moves their finger than extra few mm closer to discover if the the thing they already know is hot is hot! Can’t trust the air
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N. Senada posted:Can’t trust the air #Truth
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I’m that politician that Borat tricked into saying the n word while literally exposing my rear end on HBO
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I'm a Jungian personality INFP kind of dumb.
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Who Is Paul Blart posted:I’m that politician that Borat tricked into saying the n word while literally exposing my rear end on HBO thank you for your service
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My sense of direction is completely shithouse. If I'm going anywhere and there's a left-right-left turn I have no idea which way I'm facing. This applies to the real and virtual worlds. Of course it gets way worse If I'm high as well. I smoked a joint the other night and got lost in a linear walking sim lol.
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Entorwellian posted:I'm a Jungian personality INFP kind of dumb.
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Drug addled Post covid Gettin senile Not that smart to start with
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Gimme 5 dee
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Treecko posted:I saw Bruno in theaters I saw Master of Disguise in theaters
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Nowher posted:My sense of direction is completely shithouse. If I'm going anywhere and there's a left-right-left turn I have no idea which way I'm facing. This applies to the real and virtual worlds. I’d watch your streams if this kept happening
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