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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

# ? Nov 29, 2023 05:15

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Thread delivers

# ? Nov 29, 2023 05:17

MaliciousBiz: Mar 28, 2010; I Pay to Poast on Internet

The best kind.

# ? Nov 29, 2023 05:17

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

That
Ebony
Boner

# ? Nov 29, 2023 05:25

Entorwellian: Jun 30, 2006; ~~Northern Flicker~~
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.

Gas

# ? Nov 29, 2023 05:48

Gertrude Perkins: May 1, 2010; Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth

DOVT BE STRANgE
BE ThE Chage

# ? Nov 29, 2023 05:58

RavenousScoot: Mar 22, 2013

BIG BLACK - Shlongs About loving

# ? Nov 29, 2023 06:12

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ngl I saw the title and saw the OP and I really did assume Nooner made a thread with a picture of a penis in it

I was all ready to mash some buttons

# ? Nov 29, 2023 06:13

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Thanks OP. Can we have another?

# ? Nov 29, 2023 06:13

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

what the gently caress is a SHARK SHUGHE

edit: oh its a Sacramento thing

# ? Nov 29, 2023 06:13

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Ngl I saw the title and saw the OP and I really did assume Nooner made a thread with a picture of a penis in it

I was all ready to mash some buttons

whats the probe length for posting the shrek pic

u know the one

# ? Nov 29, 2023 06:18

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

mannerup posted:

what the gently caress is a SHARK SHUGHE

edit: oh its a Sacramento thing

Lol I have no idea but yeah this was in Sacramento :iiam:

# ? Nov 29, 2023 06:22

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

I listened to Songs About loving a couple weeks ago. They were way ahead of their time and in a just world would be considered equals to Kraftwerk

# ? Nov 29, 2023 06:41

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

this is the only schlong i care about. (seriously this album owns.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykbCzYVpZRU

# ? Nov 29, 2023 07:13

XYZAB: Jun 29, 2003; HNNNNNGG!!

Do it be strange?

It do.

# ? Nov 29, 2023 09:18

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Ngl I saw the title and saw the OP and I really did assume Nooner made a thread with a picture of a penis in it

I was all ready to mash some buttons

I bet you were

# ? Nov 29, 2023 09:27

The Loin King: Feb 16, 2017; Check out this goddamned cat

Shlong was described to me the other day as a large semetic penis and i thought it was funny.

Shlomo's super shlong

Its funnier if you say it like you have braces

The Loin King fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Nov 29, 2023

# ? Nov 29, 2023 09:45

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Ngl I saw the title and saw the OP and I really did assume Nooner made a thread with a picture of a penis in it

I was all ready to mash some buttons

Right click > Save As?

# ? Nov 29, 2023 09:54

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
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SHARKS
HUG
HE

:tinfoil:

# ? Nov 29, 2023 09:57

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Ngl I saw the title and saw the OP and I really did assume Nooner made a thread with a picture of a penis in it

I was all ready to mash some buttons

# ? Nov 29, 2023 10:50

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Charles Bukowski posted:

Right click > Save As?

lol

# ? Nov 29, 2023 11:14

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Charles Bukowski posted:

Right click > Save As?

off to the goldmine with this thread

# ? Nov 29, 2023 11:53

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

off to the goldmine with this thread

probably the other place tbh

# ? Nov 29, 2023 12:03

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

probably the other place tbh

Your mom's house?

# ? Nov 29, 2023 12:04

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Charles Bukowski posted:

Right click > Save As?

Lol get his rear end

# ? Nov 29, 2023 12:06

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Milo and POTUS posted:

Your mom's house?

my mom's a saint!! gently caress you!

# ? Nov 29, 2023 12:36

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Ngl I saw the title and saw the OP and I really did assume Nooner made a thread with a picture of a penis in it

I was all ready to mash some buttons

schlonged

# ? Nov 29, 2023 13:39

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

i mashed ur mom's buttons last night

# ? Nov 29, 2023 13:42

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

I'm pleased you preserved the capitalization for the thread title I feel it's very important and maybe the AP style guide should be informed

# ? Nov 29, 2023 13:44

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

DONT BE STRANgE

BE ThE CHANgE

JOIN THE JOHN BIRCH SOCIETY CONSERVATISM IS THE NEW COUNTERCULTURE

# ? Nov 29, 2023 13:45

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

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Man finds Big BLACK Shlong - names it 'Chonk'

# ? Nov 29, 2023 13:51

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

RavenousScoot posted:

BIG BLACK - Shlongs About loving

# ? Nov 29, 2023 13:59

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?