do you feel lucky, punk? does your rap sheet? cat probes ITT... MAYBE?

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Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

This is Zot:

i have about seven billion photographs of Zot, because, well, look at her! those pictures are just collecting dust on several hard drives and a variety of broken phones, so i thought now might be the time to put them to good use!

~~If you post in this thread, you will receive a 6 hour probe accompanied by an adorable photograph of Zot on your rapsheet~~. 𝒹𝒾𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓎? 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝓈𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒯𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒮𝒰𝑅𝐸𝒮 𝓈𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓁𝓎??? 𝓕𝓞𝓞𝓛. :mrgw:

*ahem*, sorry about that. 𝓌𝑒 𝒹𝑜 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶𝓅𝑜𝓁𝑜𝑔𝒾𝓏𝑒. If you post in this thread, you will probably receive an adorable photo of Zot on your rap sheet... 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓁𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓎. I'll be rolling dice, 2d12, and if you don't make it above the threshold of 5 points, well... you may instead find an 𝒾𝓂𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇 on your rap sheet. Stay safe out there, folks. 𝓸𝓻 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽. :greenangel:

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 29, 2023 17:05

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# ? May 3, 2024 20:18

Vitamin Me

i like to live dangerously

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# ? Nov 29, 2023 17:35

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

phew!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 29, 2023 17:49

RavenousScoot

feelin lucky enough to roll with one die behind my back thats rite I only need 1 :smugbert:

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THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Nov 29, 2023 18:04

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

well i'll be damned

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 29, 2023 18:09

Dumb Sex-Parrot

to Zot or not to Zot let's find outt!

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thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Nov 29, 2023 20:14

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

phew, no impostors yet! maybe we'll all be safe...

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 29, 2023 20:28

Ass-penny

computer dice??? :lol:

# ? Nov 29, 2023 21:18

Ass-penny

anyway, I'm here for the cattes

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# ? Nov 29, 2023 21:18

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

rear end-penny posted:

computer dice???

i planned to roll real dice but i can't find my dice set anywhere :smithfrog:

i actually delayed posting this thread for a few days to search the house but never managed to find them

ANYWAY, you barely scraped by :toot:

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 29, 2023 21:43

sb hermit

I feel lucky. Only one die for me!

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# ? Nov 29, 2023 22:19

Arse Porn Cage

Let's roll.

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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:15

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

sb hermit posted:

I feel lucky. Only one die for me!

🙀🙀🙀

Arse Porn Cage posted:

Let's roll.

i actually worded the OP confusingly... "above the threshold of 5 points" is unclear if that means 5 or 6, so i'll rule that you scrape by with the barest of margins :hmmyes:

you get a "special" Zot, though

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 30, 2023 00:17

xcheopis

I heard tell a dice game was happin' round these here parts

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Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Nov 30, 2023 05:31

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

high roller!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:12

World Famous W: BAAAAAAAAAAAA

got to live dangerous

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# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:21

sb hermit

Zoya posted:

🙀🙀🙀

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# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:55

Ass-penny

Zoya posted:

i planned to roll real dice but i can't find my dice set anywhere

i actually delayed posting this thread for a few days to search the house but never managed to find them

ANYWAY, you barely scraped by

maybe Zot hid them? they love to slap them off a table if you leave them out for any time. Zot is a beauty whom I would love to see on my rap sheet some more :allears:

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# ? Nov 30, 2023 17:41

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

time to wake up with some cat probes!

phew, two normal rolls and the prestigious 9/11 roll, that's worth a special prize!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 30, 2023 18:22

Simsmagic: im beautiful

Cat me up, I'm feeling frisky

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thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:53

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Zoya posted:

i planned to roll real dice but i can't find my dice set anywhere

I really dig that I live a couple blocks from a comic shop with good selection of dice. I do only have a single d12 on hand, but hit a 5 and I'm feeling lucky. btw, that's a very nice kitty photo.

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# ? Dec 1, 2023 03:58

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

two rolls coming up!

many less impostors trying to infiltrate everyones rap sheets than i was expecting, phew!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Dec 1, 2023 04:18

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

I want to hear those dice go clickety clack!

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# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:42

Manifisto

I would die (dice?) for a chance at a Zot probe!

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ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 1, 2023 06:18

Mr. Smile Face Hat: Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

See what happens.

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# ? Dec 1, 2023 06:32

buglord: Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

roll on me daddy I�m feeling lucky

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# ? Dec 1, 2023 07:46

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

bedtime dicetime!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Dec 1, 2023 09:03

PrincessDoom

One cat, please.

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# ? Dec 1, 2023 15:07

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

phew!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Dec 1, 2023 21:43

ChubbyChecker

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# ? Dec 1, 2023 22:09

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

banger role, bestie :hmmyes:

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Dec 2, 2023 01:31

Ass-penny

going for the hat trick :regd20:

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thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Dec 2, 2023 02:06

ultrafilter: It's okay if you have any questions.

I'm rolling the dice.

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# ? Dec 2, 2023 02:58

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Could you roll a d10 for me? seems risky, but darn it to heck, I'm in a mood.

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https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Dec 2, 2023 03:31

Loser Error: Have you tried turning your monitor on and back off again?

Big money big money, no whammy no whammy, mama needs a new cat probe!

roll

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# ? Dec 2, 2023 05:52

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
goddamn, a literal 1 lmao

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Dec 2, 2023 08:15

Vitamin Me

They said I couldn't get probed twice in a row but i'll show em

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# ? Dec 2, 2023 09:04

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Zoya posted:

🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
goddamn, a literal 1 lmao

I got cocky, then rolled a crit fail :one:

That's actually hilarious and I got exactly what I deserved.

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# ? Dec 2, 2023 14:47

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

roll initiative

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Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Dec 2, 2023 17:27

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# ? May 3, 2024 20:18

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Zoya posted:

Yesss! Im HOT tonight, all in double or nothing

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# ? Dec 2, 2023 20:14

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