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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
I like when people have lots of names. Here's some of my favorites, maybe some of you have some.


Keith Matthew Thornton:
Kool Keith, Dr Octagon, Dr Doooom, Black Elvis, Dr. Ultra, Crazy Lou, Poppa Large, Rhythm X, Keith Korg, Dicky Long Docking, Platinum Rich, Underwear Pissy, Number One Producer

Daniel Dumile:
MF Doom, Zev Love X, King Geedorah, Viktor Vaughn, Metal Fingers, Doom, Metal Face

Will Oldham:
Palace, Palace Brothers, Palace Songs, Palace Music, Bonnie "Prince" Billy

Sean Tillmann-Hauser:

Har Mar Superstar, Sean Na Na, Calvin Krime

Nathan Barnatt:

Dad, Keith Apicary, Trale Lewous

Mike Skinner:

The Streets, The Darker the Shadow the Brighter the Light

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Mick Foley:

Cactus Jack, Dude Love, Jack Foley, Mankind, Mr. Socko

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Grassy Knowles posted:

Mick Foley:

Cactus Jack, Dude Love, Jack Foley, Mankind, Mr. Socko

You forgot Cactus Sac

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

maybeadracula posted:

You forgot Cactus Sac

gently caress I also forgot Nick Foley

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
The Ting-Tings:

hell
Stacey
her
Jane
quiet
Mary-Jo-Lisa

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

credburn posted:

The Ting-Tings:

hell
Stacey
her
Jane
quiet
Mary-Jo-Lisa

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Grassy Knowles posted:

Mick Foley:

Cactus Jack, Dude Love, Jack Foley, Mankind, Mr. Socko

You could fill the entire thread just with wrestlers. One of my favourite bits of wrestler name trivia is that Rock "the Dwayne" Johnson at one time performed under the name "Flex Kavana".

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
I’d be cool with that

But we have musicians too

Russell Tyrone Jones:

Old Dirty Bastard, ODB, Dirtiest Man Ever, Dirt McGirt, Dirt Dog, Dirty McDirtster, Knifey McStab, Big Baby Jesus, Ason Unique, the Specialist, Osiris, Joe Bananas

(Not one of my favorites being a murderous sex pest and all but…)

Sean Combs:
Sean John, Puffy, Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Diddy, Brother Love

(Also not a favorite but feels needful)

George Santos:

Anthony Devolder, Anthony Zabrovsky, Kitara Ravache, Will

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Honey Trap Queen

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

in before smarxists' 30 alts get smited.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Tiggum posted:

You could fill the entire thread just with wrestlers.

Why shouldn't we?

Dustin Rhodes also wrestled under the names of Dustin, Dusty Rhodes Jr , Goldust, Gold Dustin, The artist formerly known as Goldust, Black Reign, and his real name Dustin Runnels. He was Seven briefly but that didn't even get to a match. It's unclear if "The Natural" was ever the entire ring name or if it was just the title.

Ed Leslie went has been Ed Boulder, Dizzy Boulder, Ed Hogan, Dizzy Hogan, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Brother Brutai, The Butcher, The Man with No Name, the Zodiac, Booty Man, and the Disciple. I think I forgot one.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Why shouldn't we?

Dustin Rhodes also wrestled under the names of Dustin, Dusty Rhodes Jr , Goldust, Gold Dustin, The artist formerly known as Goldust, Black Reign, and his real name Dustin Runnels. He was Seven briefly but that didn't even get to a match. It's unclear if "The Natural" was ever the entire ring name or if it was just the title.

Ed Leslie went has been Ed Boulder, Dizzy Boulder, Ed Hogan, Dizzy Hogan, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Brother Brutai, The Butcher, The Man with No Name, the Zodiac, Booty Man, and the Disciple. I think I forgot one.

Lmao totally forgot about the artist formerly known as goldust thank you.

Steve Miller: Space Cowboy, Gangster of Love, Maurice

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Butthole Surfers

quote:

The Dick Clark Five
Dick Gas Five
The Ashtray Babyheads
Nine cm Worm Makes Own Food
The Vodka Family Winstons
Ed Asner Is Gay
Fred Astaire’s rear end in a top hat
The Right to Eat Fred Astaire’s rear end in a top hat
The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire’s rear end in a top hat
Abe Lincoln’s Bush
Zipgun

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Ray J. Johnson
Ray, J., Johnny, Sonny, Junie, Junior, Ray J., RJ, RJJ Jr.

But NEVER Johnson.

Also, just finding this out for the first time... his real name is Bill Saluga.

I genuinely thought Raymond Johnson was his real name and he built a bit around that, not that it was a 100% invented character/name. :negative:

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Ray J. Johnson
Ray, J., Johnny, Sonny, Junie, Junior, Ray J., RJ, RJJ Jr.

But NEVER Johnson.

Also, just finding this out for the first time... his real name is Bill Saluga.

I genuinely thought Raymond Johnson was his real name and he built a bit around that, not that it was a 100% invented character/name. :negative:

Is this the guy famous for having sex with a Kardashian or something?

I was introduced to this character on these forums like a decade or more ago as Rayj and I asked if it was pronounced "Rage" and someone told me yes :(

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

credburn posted:

Is this the guy famous for having sex with a Kardashian or something?

I was introduced to this character on these forums like a decade or more ago as Rayj and I asked if it was pronounced "Rage" and someone told me yes :(

Somehow this is the first time I’ve seen someone confuse Ray J and Ray J Johnson.

Beezle
Oct 19, 2008

Happy Steve Perry Day!
Paul Cafaro a.k.a.
Blag Dahlia
Blag Friday
Blag History Month
Blag Jesus
Blag The Knife
Blag The Ripper
Paint It Blag
Blag Diamond
and
Julius Seizure

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
Richard D. James

Aphex Twin
AFX
The Dice Man
Polygon Window
Blue Calx
Bradley Strider
Brian Tregaskin
Caustic Window
GAK
Karen Tregaskin
Phonic Boy On Dope
Power-Pill
Q-Chastic
Ricardo Jamiro
Rutchkfard Games
Smojphace
Soit - P.P.
The Tuss
user18081971
user48736353001

Morton Haynice
Sep 9, 2008

doop doop
doop doop
doop doop
doop doop
This guy:
https://youtu.be/Cu7C5X6sAOc?si=gWtmZJuxP08E55yQ

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
The Fat Chick Thriller, That 70's Guy, The Canadian Career Killer, Mike Awesome, may he rest in peace.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Laserjet 4P posted:

Richard D. James

Aphex Twin
AFX
The Dice Man
Polygon Window
Blue Calx
Bradley Strider
Brian Tregaskin
Caustic Window
GAK
Karen Tregaskin
Phonic Boy On Dope
Power-Pill
Q-Chastic
Ricardo Jamiro
Rutchkfard Games
Smojphace
Soit - P.P.
The Tuss
user18081971
user48736353001

PRichard.D.Jams too probably, on the liner notes for squarepushers feed me weird things.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Grassy Knowles posted:


Daniel Dumile:
MF Doom, Zev Love X, King Geedorah, Viktor Vaughn, Metal Fingers, Doom, Metal Face

also Villain, but maybe that doesn't count

Grassy Knowles posted:

Underwear Pissy

lol

Robert Diggs:
Bobby Digital, the RZA, the RZArrector, Prince Raheem, Bobby Boulders

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
God has way too many names

Just pick one, dude

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

maybeadracula posted:

God has way too many names

Just pick one, dude

Yah way to tell that rear end in a top hat

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Lionel Fanthorpe wrote a lot of pulp sci-fi back in the day. AKA Victor La Salle, John E. Muller, Karl Zeigfreid, Neil Balfort, Othello Baron, Noel Bertram, Oben Leterth, Elton T. Neef, Peter O'Flinn, René Rolant, Robin Tate, Deutero Spartacus, Erle Barton, Lee Barton, Thornton Bell, Leo Brett, Bron Fane, L.P. Kenton, Phil Nobel, Lionel Roberts, Neil Thanet, Trebor Thorpe, Pel Torro and Olaf Trent.

Couldn't find a complete list.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

WWWAA-WWWAAAAOOWW

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

The Chemical Brothers have also performed as...

The Dust Brothers
The 237 Turbo Nutters
Chemical Bros.
Chemical Ed & Chemical Tom

wankel13b
Jan 23, 2005

quak

Ziv Zulander posted:

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

Brian Peter George St John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
King Charles III aka

His Royal Highness Prince Charles of Edinburgh
His Royal Highness The Duke of Cornwall
His Royal Highness The Duke of Rothesay
His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales
Earl of Carrick
Baron of Renfrew
Lord of the Isles
Prince and Great Steward of Scotland
Earl of Chester
Duke of Edinburgh
Earl of Merioneth
Baron Greenwich
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, King of Antigua and Barbuda and His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, King of Australia and His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God King of the Commonwealth of The Bahamas and of His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, King of Belize and of His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
Charles the Third, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
Charles Trois, par la grâce de Dieu, Roi du Royaume-Uni, du Canada et de ses autres royaumes et territoires, Chef du Commonwealth, Défenseur de la Foi
Charles the Third, by the Grace of God King of Canada and His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
Charles Trois, par la grâce de Dieu, Roi du Canada et de ses autres royaumes et territoires, Chef du Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, King of Grenada and of His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God of Jamaica and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, King of New Zealand and His Other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
Te Arikinui Kīngi Tiāre te Tuatoru, i runga i te Atawhai o te Atua, ko Ia te Kīngi o Aotearoa me Ērā Atu o Ōna Whenua, Rohe hoki, ko Ia te Upoko o te Kotahitanga o Ngā Whenua i Raro i Tōna Maru, ko Ia te Kaipupuri i te Mana o te Hāhi Mihingare
His Majesty Charles the Third, King of Papua New Guinea and His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, King of Saint Christopher and Nevis and of His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, King of Saint Lucia and of His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, King of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines and His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, King of Solomon Islands and His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, King of Tuvalu and of His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth
His Majesty Charles the Third, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
Charles y Trydydd, drwy Ras Duw, ar Deyrnas Unedig Prydain Fawr a Gogledd Iwerddon a’i Deyrnasoedd eraill, yn Frenin, yn Ben ar y Gymanwlad, yn Amddiffynnwr y Ffydd
The Most High, Most Mighty and Most Excellent Monarch, our Sovereign Lord, Charles III, now, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, and Sovereign of the Most Noble Order of the Garter
Permanent Master of the Worshipful Company of Shipwrights, a Freeman of the Worshipful Company of Drapers, Honorary Freeman of the Worshipful Company of Musicians, Honorary Freeman and Liveryman of the Worshipful Company of Stationers and Newspaper Makers, Honorary Liveryman of the Worshipful Company of Farmers, Honorary Member of the Court of Assistants of the Worshipful Company of Goldsmiths, and a Royal Liveryman of the Worshipful Company of Gardeners
The Son of the Big Boss
The Helper of the Cows
The number one child belonging to Mrs Queen
Great Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath
Sovereign Head of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem
Sovereign of the Order of the National Hero
Grand Commander, the Order of the Lion of Malawi
Member of the Most Glorious Order of the Benevolent Ruler
Member 1st Class of the Order of Sheikh Isa bin Salman Al Khalifa
Commander of the Order of Agricultural Merit
Commissioner-in-Chief of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police
Colonel-in-Chief of the Life Guards
BA, MA, KG, GCB, KT, PC, AK, QSO, SOM, OM, GCL, PC, CC, CMM, CD, DK, CSG, FB, RE, RSerafO, GCoiTE, GOM, D.Mus, LittD, LLD, LLD, LLD, DCL, DLitt, D.Sc

some days i wonder if he wakes up and forgets who he is under all of this

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


They should make him list all his titles from memory, and any he forgets, he loses.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Arivia posted:

King Charles III aka


The Son of the Big Boss



"Metal Gear" ?!

Grumio
Sep 20, 2001

in culina est
Settra, Great King, the Imperishable
Khemrikhara
The Great King of Nehekhara
King of Kings
Opener of the Way
Wielder of the Divine Flame
Punisher of Nomads
The Great Unifier
Commander of the Golden Legion
Sacred of Appearance
Bringer of Light
Father of Hawks
Builder of Cities
Protector of the Two Worlds
Keeper of the Hours
Chosen of Ptra
High Steward of the Horizon
Sailor of the Great Vitae
Sentinel of the Two Realms
The Undisputed
Begetter of the Begat
Scourge of the Faithless
Carrion-feeder
First of the Charnel Valley
Rider of the Sacred Chariot
Vanquisher of Vermin
Champion of the Death Arena
Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert
Emperor of the Shifting Sands
He Who Holds The Sceptre
Great Hawk Of The Heavens
Arch-Sultan of Atalan
Waker of the Hierotitan
Monarch of the Sky
Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands
Champion of the Desert Gods
Breaker of the Ogre Clans
Builder of the Great Pyramid
Terror of the Living
Master of the Never-Ending Horizon
Master of the Necropolises
Taker of Souls
Tyrant to the Foolish
Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade
Scion of Usirian
Scion of Nehek
The Great
Chaser of Nightmares
Keeper of the Royal Herat
Founder of the Mortuary Cult
Banisher of the Grand Hierophant
High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets
Guardian of the Charnal Pass
Tamer of the Liche King
Unliving Jackal Lord
Dismisser of the Warrior Queen
Charioteer of the Gods
He Who Does Not Serve
Slayer of Reddittras
Scarab Purger
Favoured of Usirian
Player of the Great Game
Liberator of Life
Lord Sand
Wrangler of Scorpions
Emperor of the Dunes
Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions
Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert
Curserer of the Living
Regent of the Eastern Mountains
Warden of the Eternal Necropolis
Herald of all Heralds
Caller of the Bitter Wind
God-Tamer
Master of the Mortis River
Guardian of the Dead
Great Keeper of the Obelisks
Deacon of the Ash River
Belated of Wakers
General of the Mighty Frame
Summoner of Sandstorms
Master of all Necrotects
Prince of Dust
Tyrant of Araby
Purger of the Greenskin Breathers
Killer of the False God's Champions
Tyrant of the Gold Dunes
Golden Bone Lord
Avenger of the Dead
Carrion Master
Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands
Breaker of Djaf's Bonds
etc

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.
George Herman Ruth

https://youtu.be/FK5ArhEioNE?si=6_WVb_h001wz6hxI&t=115

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



https://youtu.be/ZCqh5ROtQRg?si=bYNJWaqNWnH1PMGA

kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

Big McLargeHuge
https://youtu.be/RFHlJ2voJHY?si=JGkUpiDCm8GBF72J

Helluva
Feb 7, 2011



:five:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I was always fond of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Why don't we ever talk about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm more often?

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O5TxWQkfr0

quote:

Love when a guy is just named poo poo like Zargothrax, Master of Nightmares. That's cool as poo poo, dude. Keeper of the Celestial Flame? Give him as many titles as you want, man. It's goofy as hell and I'm here for it. Let me bathe in the cheese. Love that poo poo. Zargothrax, you are valid.

His other titles include:
Dark lord of Dundee,
Chaos incarnate,
Bane of Cowdenbeath,
Scourge of Auchtermuchty,
Arch-Foe of the Questlords of Inverness

Suleman has a new favorite as of 16:42 on Jan 7, 2024

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


At first I swear heard

quote:

He fellates the Laser blasters
Dark lord of Dundee
He’s a sorcerer, nefarious
And he will bring the kingdom to its knees

which is a completely different type of awesome.

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