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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > kissinger dead
 
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Jan 11, 2004

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GROUND FLOOR

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lmao once again

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lmao the political science department groupchat is getting lit rn

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Murdstone posted:

I’m glad Jimmy Carter outlived him.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My condolences to the demons who now have to spend eternity with him.
Hell just got a VIP

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Toxic Mental posted:


I wonder how long that one has been sitting in their archive, please release the original Hunter S. Thompson version

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R.L. Stine posted:

every news source immediately publishing the 100 billion word death announcements theyve had ready for decades
sucks that David E. Sanger got the NYT byline for it imo

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lets remember the good parts of Kissinger's legacy: investing in Theranos

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with Kissinger’s death, every member of the Nixon cabinet has finally passed on

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I’m getting a gin and tonic, need a proper toast for the occasion

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sure okay posted:

wheres the line to piss on his future grave?

gotta get my spot early

we are gonna reach PlayStation 2 levels of people camping outside

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AlmightyBob posted:

https://x.com/zackfox/status/1730052548566921577?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg
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AlmightyBob posted:

how...

https://x.com/me_im_chloe/status/1729930571080450276?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg

ESP is real

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I said come in! posted:

I honestly dont know much about Kissinger other than the Cambodia bombing campaign. Looking him up on Google, everything in searches is super neutral and tries really hard to hide his war crimes lol.
ever heard of Pinochet? yeah that was Kissinger

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former Press Secretary for George W. Bush weighs in

https://twitter.com/arifleischer/status/1730052995356762621?s=61&t=p0lkU7ZX97mSkS8t9yVjfg

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https://twitter.com/rogerjstonejr/status/1730062196439204178?s=61&t=p0lkU7ZX97mSkS8t9yVjfg

I... actually believe Roger Stone on this (yes, Nixon wanted credit for those foreign policy accomplishments)

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Seth Pecksniff posted:

This does actually seem like something Nixon would do

And I take it to mean opening relations with China rather than Vietnam but I could have been both!
yeah its mostly referring to China, considering Kissinger was the first US official to meet Mao before the official trip which is probably a fact that annoyed Nixon on a personal level when he would bring it up in interviews

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Chinatown posted:

im gonna gently caress his wife


yeah bitch i said it
lmao I had to look up whether she was still alive, and well what do you know

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Takes No Damage posted:

I was a little fuzzy on some of the details, but from reading a few of the articles posted here it sounds like he was pretty much the US Hitler, but without the common human decency to kill himself?
imagine if Hitler was still alive and world leaders still regularly sought out his advice ranging from every Chinese Premier since Mao, a quarter of all US Presidents (including every sitting President from Nixon onward with exception of Biden), every post-Cold War Russian President (as well as Brezhnev, Andropov and Gorbachev) and the list goes on...

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saving this post below for a couple weeks in the future

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I will not eat a single morsel of food until Henry Kissinger is dead and buried

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also lmao
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Best article



Opens with this
Hunter would be proud

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sucks we won't get anything as good as what Hunter wrote in the end of his eulogy for Nixon

"If the right people had been in charge of Nixon’s funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin."

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I will say one nice thing about Kissinger: the world would have been a much better place if he just became a historian instead of a diplomat, because Diplomacy is a good book with Chapter 7 & 8 ("A Political Doomsday Machine: European Diplomacy Before the First World War" and "Into the Vortex: The Military Doomsday Machine") being the best written and concise explanations of the cause of World War I

shame he loved war crimes so much tho

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