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 It was with great joy today that I learned this bloated toad of detante has finally shuffled off this mortal coil....  A true man of the people, he died at home reportedly when his son whispered "Dead Asians" at which point he got a raging erection, finally draining whatever was lubricating his rusty innards. The man was responsible for the extension of the Vietnam War by some say as much as five years (costing millions more lives), coups in several Latin American Countries, assassinations as well as looking like a cross between Peter Sellers and Jabba the Hutt. So let's celebrate this travesty of a human being's demise as we know best. Lets start with topical....  Philosophical...  And finally (for now), some colloquial...  You can find the unedited  version here. edit: don't focus on the hands. I couldn't fix them myself and AI was no help at all Your turn goons. Go. Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Nov 30, 2023 |
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Good im glad of it
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A good source of source images can be found in the Washington Post obit archived here or in any of the others likely to be published today
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 Australians and Brits might be more used to the version found here
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Cable Guy posted:And finally (for now), some colloquial... More like...colonquial, right? 
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 for being the most obvious joke to make
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  edit: tweaked Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Dec 1, 2023 |
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Cable Guy posted:
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TheWorstAmy posted:
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There's a bleeding obvious one out there that I'm not touching... You know it. It's a regular entry. You might even have used it before so you have all the layers you need...  edit: To make it easier, here's a link to an imgur library for the images in the WaPo obit. https://imgur.com/a/BifUzst Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Dec 1, 2023 |
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They say Death waits for no man. I beg to differ...    
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Obligatory: https://i.imgur.com/AP5l4x0.gif
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:They say Death waits for no man. I like how the reaper is so excited he’s jerkin it right there in his robe
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Practically the goon hello.
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:They say Death waits for no man. Lol, thanks for a real laugh while I’m miserable with a bad cold.
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:They say Death waits for no man. 
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it's been deleted. what was it
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Zoeb posted:it's been deleted. what was it
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Zoeb posted:it's been deleted. what was it Henry Kissinger
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Zoeb posted:it's been deleted. what was it
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You're viewing your cache. Posting the goatman on imgur will eventually get removed every time.
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I'm still holding off working on the obvious one... for a little while...
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Holy gently caress dude...! If I could vote  on posts
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Who is the woman?
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Sandra Day O’Connor, I think
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Anders posted:Who is the woman? Sandra Day O'Connor a 93yo American politics woman who died a day or two after the 100 year old American politics man loving her rear end in heaven.
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 This was much harder than I thought and I am much more unskilled...
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Cable Guy posted:It's still there for me... right clicking and copying the link to clipboard then pasting in a browser works. It redirects to removed.png You're seeing it because it's in your browser cache.
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Duct Tape Engineer posted:It redirects to removed.png https://i.ibb.co/3p97yDj/AP5l4x0.gif ========== And yet still the bleeding obvious remains unposted....
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Cable Guy posted:Yep... reposting on another host for posterity... and it's everything I could have hoped it would be
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Reposting with the "mature" tag, let's see if it sticks https://i.imgur.com/AVb63zy.gif
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