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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




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It was with great joy today that I learned this bloated toad of detante has finally shuffled off this mortal coil....



A true man of the people, he died at home reportedly when his son whispered "Dead Asians" at which point he got a raging erection, finally draining whatever was lubricating his rusty innards.

The man was responsible for the extension of the Vietnam War by some say as much as five years (costing millions more lives), coups in several Latin American Countries, assassinations as well as looking like a cross between Peter Sellers and Jabba the Hutt.

So let's celebrate this travesty of a human being's demise as we know best.

Lets start with topical....



Philosophical...



And finally (for now), some colloquial...



You can find the unedited :nws: version here. edit: don't focus on the hands. I couldn't fix them myself and AI was no help at all




Your turn goons. Go.

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Nov 30, 2023

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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A good source of source images can be found in the Washington Post obit archived here or in any of the others likely to be published today

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Australians and Brits might be more used to the version found here

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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:hmmyes:



edit: tweaked

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Dec 1, 2023

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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TheWorstAmy posted:

:effort: for being the most obvious joke to make


:vince:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




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There's a bleeding obvious one out there that I'm not touching...

You know it. It's a regular entry.

You might even have used it before so you have all the layers you need...

:justpost:

edit: To make it easier, here's a link to an imgur library for the images in the WaPo obit.

https://imgur.com/a/BifUzst

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Dec 1, 2023

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

They say Death waits for no man.

I beg to differ...








:vince:

:golfclap:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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:perfect:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Zoeb posted:

it's been deleted. what was it
It's still there for me... right clicking and copying the link to clipboard then pasting in a browser works.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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I'm still holding off working on the obvious one... for a little while...


:justpost:

:wow:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Holy gently caress dude...! If I could vote :five: on posts

:vince:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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This was much harder than I thought and I am much more unskilled...

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Duct Tape Engineer posted:

It redirects to removed.png

You're seeing it because it's in your browser cache.
Yep... reposting on another host for posterity...
:nws: https://i.ibb.co/3p97yDj/AP5l4x0.gif :nws:

:golfclap:
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And yet still the bleeding obvious remains unposted....

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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smdh...

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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General Dog posted:

Could we get a more specific thread title? If I knew it was about making fun of Kissinger I wouldn't have clicked.
I'll see if I can have it changed... sent a PM to Seth asking for it to be changed to

Kissinger (The Warcrimes Forrest Gump) Photoshop Thread

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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:hmmyes:

Holy poo poo....!

:vince:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Medium Chungus posted:

I'm on part three and the combination of The Dollop and Behind The Bastards is masterpiece craftsmanship
Their 'Behind the Dollop' comment was my inspiration for...

Cable Guy posted:



Australians and Brits might be more used to the version found here
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:wow:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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blight rhino posted:

Lol, yours is so much better than mine


Is good...!

:justpost:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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:wow:

Edit: just saw your edit...

blight rhino posted:

IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE IS WEIRD AND MISSHAPEN


:vince:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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(By the way, the other image host is having Cloudflare issues at the moment if images are missing)

(edit: tweaked)

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Dec 7, 2023

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