TNF GDT Cowboys vs. Seahawks: No turkey coma to save us this time

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Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

The last time we saw these teams, the Cowboys were getting Jack Del Rio fired and the Seahawks were getting blown out of their own building. Now with the holiday novelty behind us, it's just another mid-rear end Thursday game. But at least Seattle is wearing the sick throwbacks again.

This will not be competitive. Be stronger than me and don't watch this.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 01:24

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# ? May 7, 2024 13:51

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

gently caress the Cowboys

# ? Dec 1, 2023 01:25

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Oh look, a grifter grifting live on Amazon

# ? Dec 1, 2023 01:25

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Nervous posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Dak Prescott hugged Kissinger live on TV this one time and called him a personal inspiration and like the grandfather he always wanted. He said Kissinger is why he likes dropping bombs places they shouldn't be.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 01:30

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Nervous posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Checking my notes, and yep... Checks out.

Quiet Feet posted:

Dak Prescott hugged Kissinger live on TV this one time and called him a personal inspiration and like the grandfather he always wanted. He said Kissinger is why he likes dropping bombs places they shouldn't be.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 01:33

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Quiet Feet posted:

Dak Prescott hugged Kissinger live on TV this one time and called him a personal inspiration and like the grandfather he always wanted. He said Kissinger is why he likes dropping bombs places they shouldn't be.

how does the AI make kissinger more human than Dak lol

# ? Dec 1, 2023 01:53

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Nervous posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

# ? Dec 1, 2023 01:53

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

The only turkeys I see today are in this subforum.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 01:57

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

what the gently caress is a dude perfect

# ? Dec 1, 2023 01:59

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

*taps microphone*

*clears throat*

"gently caress the Seahawks."

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:00

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Nervous posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

This.

Except

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:01

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

RoastBeef posted:

what the gently caress is a dude perfect

Bunch of low-key evangelical bungholes doing crazy-rear end basketball shots and other tricks on social media

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:02

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Go Geno

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:05

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Seahawks throwbacks remain cool

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:06

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

AndrewP posted:

Go Geno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQO2wEJefjM

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:06

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

AndrewP posted:

Go Geno

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:08

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Amazon has an option to watch this broadcast with Dude Perfect.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:08

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Amazon has an option to watch this broadcast with Dude Perfect.

Yeah, I'm good

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:09

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Gocowbs

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:09

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

Amazon has an option to watch this broadcast with Dude Perfect.

I'd rather Kissinger still be alive than watch that

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:11

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Let�s go Cowboys, need a hot game so we can come out of this and take out the trash next week

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:13

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

fartknocker posted:

I'd rather Kissinger still be alive than watch that

Hey, whoa, let�s not go too far

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:13

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I am gonna watch the football game

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:14

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

part of the Prime intro graphic was :romo:

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:14

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

i dont care about either of these teams but gently caress the cowboys

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:15

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Android Apocalypse posted:

Amazon has an option to watch this broadcast with Dude Perfect.

probably better than the manning cast

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:15

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

I dunno why everyone's complaining about this game when we're gonna get a special appearance by DUDE PERFECT on top of everything

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:15

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Having a Casamigos Anejo with ice to celebrate the death of Kissinger and some Orange Chicken and Lo Mein.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:15

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

This time of year I like to remember the golden rule set down by baby Jesus

gently caress the Cowboys!

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:16

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

I'd rather Kissinger still be alive than watch that

Yesterday was the first peaceful transition he'd ever been involved with, let's not take that away from him.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:16

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Those beautiful throwbacks are wasted on this game

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:17

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Big game requires Big('s) Chicken.

Housemates took the dog to CA for the weekend so no doggo pics.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:17

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Takes No Damage posted:

Yesterday was the first peaceful transition he'd ever been involved with, let's not take that away from him.

It's a failure of the human race that it was peaceful, tho

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:17

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Gatts posted:

Having a Casamigos Anejo with ice to celebrate the death of Kissinger and some Orange Chicken and Lo Mein.

ive had a bottle of champaigne ready for this day for years, im still kinda buzzed from last night

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:18

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Yeah... Here we go...

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:18

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

gently caress the Cowboys

gently caress Dak's stupid 'YEEEH HERE WE GOOO' cadence

Seahawks throwbacks own

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:18

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

how the hell are defenses not keying on Dak's "here we go!" cadence every loving time?

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:18

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

It sucks that Al is stuck calling nothing but lovely Thursday night games now

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:18

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

Takes No Damage posted:

This.

Except

what shape are minnie's feet

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:19

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# ? May 7, 2024 13:51

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Trick handoff :getin:

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:19

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