TNF GDT Cowboys vs. Seahawks: No turkey coma to save us this time

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

amaaazing pass pro

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:20

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# ? May 7, 2024 18:23

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

The Seahawks are pretty suck

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:20

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

how the hell are defenses not keying on Dak's "here we go!" cadence every loving time?

Washington tried it last week and wound up offsides

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:20

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I've seen gas station toilet paper with more resistence than this Seahawks defense

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:21

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

The NFC does not have seven playoff worthy teams. I don't even think it has six.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

c'mon seahawks you big ol' frauds, step up and expose the cowboys

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:21

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Guys got an enternity to throw a pass

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:22

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Can Amazon figure out a way to replace the 'Here we goooooo' with something less grating, like a rusty drill boring its way through steel?

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:22

Dog Faced JoJo: Oct 15, 2004; Woof Woof

Has anyone trademarked "legion of whom?" This is my verbal trademark

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:22

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
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?

No?

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:23

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Pollard is not a power guy stop trying to make him a power guy

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:23

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Pollard just sucks now, huh

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:23

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Black Lighter posted:

Can Amazon figure out a way to replace the 'Here we goooooo' with something less grating, like a rusty drill boring its way through steel?

it's the lamest cadence i've ever heard

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:23

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kirios posted:

The NFC does not have seven playoff worthy teams. I don't even think it has six.

I would genuinely rather have the 5th seed in the NFC than win my division if I wasn't going to get the bye

because lol @ having to play whoever wins the NFC South

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:23

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Android Apocalypse posted:

?

No?

They called it off.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:23

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

The line got blown up on that play. Pollard had nowhere to go on the handoff

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:23

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

fartknocker posted:

how the hell are defenses not keying on Dak's "here we go!" cadence every loving time?

because the timing of the cadence isn�t the same every snap?

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:23

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Kirios posted:

The NFC does not have seven playoff worthy teams. I don't even think it has six.

The NFC would be lucky to have four

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:24

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

lol pollard just dodge that rusher?

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:24

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Red zone offense strikes again

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:24

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Pollard absolutely whiffed on pass pro there

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:24

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

kinda feels like if you hear "here we goooooooo" you can go one-onethousand in your head and then rush

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

c'mon seahawks you big ol' frauds, step up and expose the cowboys

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:24

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

wow way to stand up

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:24

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Not happy about red zone struggles.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:24

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:24

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Yeah, here we go...

Cowboys Field Goal!

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/TLddw6L.mp4

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:25

Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

dallas cowboys field goal dot gif

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:25

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

SAK pRESCOTT

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:25

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

If Dak insists on that "here we go" cadence I demand he does it in the Mario voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VvkXA6xpqI

Also :lmao:

Dallas.

Cue "Dallas Cowboys Field Goal" gif.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:25

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

s a c k

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

MARTHA!

THAT GODDAMN THIEVING SNOWMAN IS BACK

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:25

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

All that fuckin work for dogshit

Fat Mike I don't want to see a run play called unless we're at 1 you dumb rear end

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:25

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

I swear, the '99 Rams could play on Thursday night and the final score would be like 15-9

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:25

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Cowboys Field Goal should be an eternal meme on this dead gay forum.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:26

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Black Lighter posted:

I swear, the '99 Rams could play on Thursday night and the final score would be like 15-9

You'd hope this one would be better since both teams played on Thanksgiving

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:26

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

That was one long commercial for Veozah.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:27

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Pleasantly surprised the Seahawks didn't give up a TD on that drive. Not expecting that to last.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:27

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# ? May 7, 2024 18:23

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Android Apocalypse posted:

That was one long commercial for Veozah.

I think a better treatment for menopause is gyoza, but my peers have only laughed at me.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:28

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