TNF GDT Cowboys vs. Seahawks: No turkey coma to save us this time

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Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Quiet Feet posted:

I think a better treatment for menopause is gyoza, but my peers have only laughed at me.

lol look at this loser

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:29

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# ? May 7, 2024 12:22

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Lol Al with the "in the backfield all night" call on the second play

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:29

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Black Lighter posted:

I swear, the '99 Rams could play on Thursday night and the final score would be like 15-9

It'd be their NFC Championship game: Final score 11-6, winning touchdown by Ricky Proehl of all people.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

great googly moogly!

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

poo poo

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

HOLY poo poo

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

gently caress the Cowboys

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

How bout deem cowboys

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

vroom

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

TOUCHDOWNS

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

chamois: Oct 24, 2010

lmaoboys

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

What the gently caress is this poo poo :argh:

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

lmao

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:30

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Yeesssss gently caress you dallas

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

lol
Lol
LOL
LMAO

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

THE LEGENDARY DALLAS COWBOYS DEFENSE

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

lol

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Adios, Metcalf.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

my word what a snag

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

That was a great throw by Geno

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

I would simply throw the ball to the biggest fastest guy

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

throwing a ball right past Bland of all people is impressive af

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cowboys are frauds gently caress the Cowboys :hawksin:

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Alright that was first drive Geno, time to settle down until last drive of the game

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:31

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

lol nice safety coverage you guys

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:32

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

drat Al roasting Bland.

"Bland won defensive player for November. They forgot to count the last day."

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:32

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Maybe the Cowboys are just elementally weak to the NFC west 🤔

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:32

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

No one that big should be that fast. :stare:

Anyway LOL gently caress the Cowboys.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:33

Cognac McCarthy: Oct 5, 2008; It's a man's game, but boys will play

Betting is stupid but :lmao:

at anyone who took the under on Metcalf's yards tonight immediately losing

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:33

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Quiet Feet posted:

I think a better treatment for menopause is gyoza, but my peers have only laughed at me.

did someone say GYOZA

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:33

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Nervous posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

This

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:33

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Android Apocalypse posted:

drat Al roasting Bland.

"Bland won defensive player for November. They forgot to count the last day."

he is right to do it

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:33

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Android Apocalypse posted:

drat Al roasting Bland.

"Bland won defensive player for November. They forgot to count the last day."

lol drat

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:33

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

throw it up to the big man, good idea

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:33

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Love the TD. gently caress the Cowboys

Black Lighter posted:

lol look at this loser

On day dumpling based medicine will rule this country! :argh:

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:34

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

bean mom posted:

did someone say GYOZA

Ma'am your open shirt while cooking near an open flame seems unwise. Also what iyazaka has a lizard man running the establishment?

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:34

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

bean mom posted:

did someone say GYOZA

I caught this on Netflix and gotta say it was way better than I thought it'd be.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:35

Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Please stop running Pollard up the middle

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biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Kurgarra Queen posted:

No one that big should be that fast.

yup, wtf

# ? Dec 1, 2023 02:35

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