TNF GDT Cowboys vs. Seahawks: No turkey coma to save us this time

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Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

...why did you throw that in the middle

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# ? May 7, 2024 21:28

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

fat mikes dumb play calling is going to give me a stroke

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:36

Papercut: Aug 24, 2005; The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

Dallas is gonna lose this by 1 point just like Fat Mike planned when he didn't go for 2 that first time

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:37

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Ahahahaha, everyone predicted a Cowboys blowout.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:37

solarjetman: Jan 27, 2001; Fun Shoe

Noah Fant's butt,

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:37

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
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Start the Love Train!

Mike McCarthy pissing away a game against the Seahawks?

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

run it Hawks

they'll never expect that

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:37

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Geno needs just a split second more time

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:37

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

solarjetman posted:

Noah Fant's butt,

My favorite Star Wars character

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:37

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Papercut posted:

Dallas is gonna lose this by 1 point just like Fat Mike planned when he didn't go for 2 that first time

And passed on the field goal after Bland�s interception

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

oh boy this ain't looking good

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

LMAO

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

A loving SCREEN

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

lol

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

wet fart

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

seattle you have disappointed the entire world

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

I love Micah Parsons

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

YESSSSS

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Nit Wit Dog Shit: Sep 28, 2000; Toilet Rascal

YES!

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Tweak: Jul 28, 2003; or dont whatever

most frustrating game ive ever watched

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Geno......

You can't throw it away on 4th down.....

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Lol geno

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Should've run on third down

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

"fart"

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Wow.

That playcalling was garbage

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Uh, parsons just unblocked? Ok good job Seahawks

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

trevorreznik: Apr 22, 2023

Lmao did he forget it was fourth down

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

biceps crimes posted:

I love Micah Parsons

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

McCarthy saved from himself

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

4th down with the game on the line is probably a situation where you�d like to block Micah Parsons

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Parsons literally saving Fat Mike from himself

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

My god I saw that coming.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

nice throw away on 4th and the game lol

guess i cant blame him for not wanting to take a hit

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Booooooo

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Micahhhhhhhhhhhh

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

lol

lmao even

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Holy loving poo poo Parsons, lmao

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# ? May 7, 2024 21:28

solarjetman: Jan 27, 2001; Fun Shoe

Did they call a screen on 4th and 2??

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