TNF GDT Cowboys vs. Seahawks: No turkey coma to save us this time

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Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

That was embarrasing.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

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# ? May 7, 2024 08:55

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

fuuuck parsons picked the perfect time to show up

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Tweak posted:

most frustrating game ive ever watched

Not the most but pretty drat close.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Bring on the eagles

Death to bird team

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:38

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Shindragon posted:

Already at the 40. Not bad not bad.

Narrator: It was bad.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

The last 4th down the Cowboys sent the house

The next 4th down they learned nothing from it and ran a slow developing screen

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

lol that was awful

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

gently caress the Cowboys, but Micah Parsons owns.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

I'm now pissed I stayed up for this

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

logis: Dec 30, 2004; Slippery Tilde

no punts?????????

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

really queer Christmas posted:

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

IT WAS TWO YaRDS

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

darkforce898: Sep 11, 2007

Terrible play calling. Just awful.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Yeah

Here we goooo

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Also, you should prob block Parsons.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Phew

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Seahawks you really loving suck.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Tom Sellout posted:

Yeah

Here we goooo

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:39

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

They should have run it on 4th

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:40

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

audible and run to the left? there was no one over there.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:40

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

I don�t think that was a screen, guys

It was just the world�s worst blocking assignments

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:40

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

It's alright Seattle, at least for the next couple of games you should...

oh.

oh.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:40

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

i have this theory you should block Micah Parsons

hit me up NFL teams I work cheap

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:40

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

logis posted:

no punts?????????

Correct. 5th NFL game all time without any.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:40

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

Correct. 5th NFL game all time without any.

Lmao nice

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:40

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Mr. Nice! posted:

Correct. 5th NFL game all time without any.

Oh wow�

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:41

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:41

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

The real winners of this game - the punters. They got to make thousands of dollars to sit on their butts and drink Gatorade.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:41

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

rjmccall posted:

I don�t think that was a screen, guys

It was just the world�s worst blocking assignments

It was a blown assignment. Nobody loving blocked Parsons.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:41

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Mr. Nice! posted:

Correct. 5th NFL game all time without any.

hell yeah the exact opposite of that big division

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:41

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

Abugadu posted:

It's alright Seattle, at least for the next couple of games you should...

oh.

oh.

Just don't show up. Forfeit, it will hurt less.

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:41

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Saving this one for the inevitable Cowboys Playoff Moments�

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:48

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Never a doubt

# ? Dec 1, 2023 05:53

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Chillmatic: Jul 25, 2003; always seeking to survive and flourish

really queer Christmas posted:

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