UKMT Winterval 2023/24 - Zero-Tolerance Zones in Hotpot Areas

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

you can hang one of those pine smell car fresheners on it for that eye searing pine scent

# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 10:33

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 10:12

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

100% of people of think, die

# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 00:51

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

smellmycheese posted:

However the restaurant's own most recent breakdown of what the challenge includes fails to mention any salad.

landlord of another stripe doesn't want to pay out? quelle surprise

# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 22:28

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

happyhippy posted:

I'm a vegan. This £50 challenge gonna be a piece of piss!

I don't think piss is vegan

# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 23:42

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

please don't cumin my food thanks

# ¿ Dec 3, 2023 10:48

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

otherwise normal, functional family units can fall apart as soon as theres money to be had from an estate to settle. Cash sums like that suddenly being within grasping distance make people go nuts

# ¿ Dec 3, 2023 22:10

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Diet Crack posted:

an unseen level of incompetence

lol

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 00:54

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Ms Adequate posted:

Oh and Succession always looked really boring to me, also why is everyone talking about it the last day or two, I've seen more conversation about it than when it was airing

an angry red faced old guy yells 'gently caress!' a lot. you have now watched succession

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 10:37

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Kin posted:

We've currently got a £10k a year nursery cost that's going to go up to £20k from next summer (that's including the childcare support, and assuming it doesn't go up again).

When £2k comes out of your pocket every month for just one thing, things start to feel a bit worrisome.

2 kids also under 4 and both in childcare, but only 3 days a week for the low low monthly cost of

childcare is utterly hosed

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 16:12

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Sad Panda posted:

As someone without kids - what? How does childcare cost north of £2,000 and how can people afford it? Is this because you're classed as rich so get no support? Is it some super fancy place?

a combination of factors. Post brexit skills drain of early years carers reducing availability of supply is the principal one, even with the drop in birth rates it's tough to get a spot. it's not unusual to have parents registering a baby (even pre-birth) for nursery spaces only to have the child age out of the group by the time they get assigned a spot.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 19:41

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Guavanaut posted:

persons of Finnish descent

isn't that just called 'landing'

# ¿ Dec 6, 2023 00:15

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Farage rides the wave of popularity off the back of eating eyelids and anuses in the jungle and becomes PM somehow

# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 13:16

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

i vaguely remember she crowdfunded all that money for a leadership bid, and then went off the radar for a bit before resurfacing as if nothing had happened but now with a nice new extension on her house

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 13:58

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

ive got stephen fry's voice reading Mr Bears Christmas burned by repetition into my brain

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 19:15

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

I moved not so long ago and while checking out my next MP found this nugget:

quote:

[Mike Freer] read accountancy and business law at the University of Stirling but did not graduate with a degree.

Freer worked for a number of fast-food chains, including Pizzaland, Pizza Hut and KFC, prior to a management career in the financial sector. Freer worked for Barclays Bank as an "Area Performance Manager".

quite the suspiciously meteoric career change trajectory

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 22:07

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Tedsville posted:

uhh 2021???

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 11:49

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

the general election

# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 00:45

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

he said before he was going to step back iirc? he's like 70 so no surprise tbh

# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 12:57

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

woke archaeology lol, loving kill me now

# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 20:49

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1734961174968422689

just lol

# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 22:55

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

my front door also opens into the lightness shadow realm

# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 15:42

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

quote:

The government is considering further action despite bringing in the Online Safety Act, which requires social media platforms to shield children from harmful content or face fines of up to 10% of a company’s global revenue.

lol ok sure, good luck with that

# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 21:37

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Bobstar posted:

phwoar

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 17:32

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

crispix posted:

everything they do is based on the belief that british voters are thick as pig poo poo, op

we are, op

# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 17:11

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

depending on how much over 50k you are, you can just up your pre-tax private pension contributions until your gross paid salary is at or just below 50k. bing bong

if you're way over 50k then wtf just pay for childcare

# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 20:55

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Wonder why they didn't want a ceasefire when it was 'only' thousands and thousands of Palestinians being slaughtered? But now they do.

because now the houthis scaring everyone away from sailing through bab-el-mandab is costing people money

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 11:06

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

retroactively applying the hannibal directive

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 15:11

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

I am sick to my rear end of hearing about demands for common sense, its always the same puce dickheads with frictionless spheres for brains saying it

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 16:04

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

can't wait for the frothing daily mail letters when Barry Jones, Nuneaton has to wait a bit longer for his aliexpress phone charger

# ¿ Dec 18, 2023 19:36

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Pizzaballa :discourse:

# ¿ Dec 18, 2023 21:27

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Tesseraction posted:

Primate and Patriarch

a king kong type character

# ¿ Dec 19, 2023 00:01

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

smellmycheese posted:

I regularly just burst into laughter at the INSANE price of basic food items these days.

you can already pay for takeout deliveries in installments, only a matter of time until tescos start offering Clearpay for your bread and eggs

# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 13:16

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Skull Servant posted:

Greggs' vegan sausage roll. Very little taste

# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 16:55

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 17:57

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

maybe it's you that reeks op, try showering sometime

# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 16:05

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

bessantj posted:

One of the examples that the YouTuber used was a trans woman breaking the leg of a cis woman during rugby training, when he said that I had to give up on the video. I had payed rugby, in various forms, for nearly 20 years I've seen people break bones during training, I've gotten a bad injury in training. It felt like a very disingenuous thing to bring up.

its (allegedly) about perceived unfair advantage, although nobody ever gave a hot gay gently caress that michael phelps was racking up the golds with more cheat code advantages than anyone. Including but not limited to having a body that was observed to produce only half as much lactic acid as any peer athletes, massively reducing fatigue and recovery times in comparison.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 20:45

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Tesseraction posted:

Did someone mention music and then DooM?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcEVvIwpel0

will they continue now that fightstar are doing things again

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 11:53

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

quality street is nestle, 1 hours detention to learn your chocolate lore

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 20:27

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Jedit posted:

I want Frankie Boyle to choke to death on his own blood

a very normal and not unhinged thing to say

# ¿ Dec 23, 2023 11:28

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 10:12

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Darth Walrus posted:

What was this joke folks are talking about, anyway? Because while it may have been bigoted and awful, I'm struggling to see how it wouldn't be incredibly tacky to compare it to a loving hospital bombing.

fair warning the spoiler text is obviously going to be the joke in question

:redflag:

‘Apparently Jordan and Peter Andre are fighting each other over custody of Harvey, well eventually one of them’ll lose and have to keep him. I have a theory that Jordan married a cage fighter cause she needed someone strong enough to stop Harvey from trying to gently caress her.’
:redflag:

very crass etc but not exactly comparable to using military aircraft to bomb hospitals full of people

# ¿ Dec 23, 2023 14:34

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