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Precondition the car to whatever temperature you want in the app. If you share your calendar with it it'll know when you want to leave and do this anyway without you having to ask.
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We all think the same as Madeley when we get wronged. We just don't have the opportunity to go on telly the next day and yell it, and also like get encouraged to think like even more killing them
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Dec 2, 2023 00:35
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Tesseraction posted:If you think petty theft deserves hanging that's more a you thing I'm afraid. I've been mugged and my worst desire was that they get a longer sentence. Bollocks
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Dec 2, 2023 00:41
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It's not petty theft. It's a direct attack on you. And that can never be forgiven. It's the same way posters in this thread have decreed that thinking things different to the way they think things should be a death sentence.
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Dec 2, 2023 00:44
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kecske posted:100% of people of think, die exactly
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Dec 2, 2023 00:53
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forkboy84 posted:It's true, there are zero examples in history of people being attacked and then later forgiving their attacker. lol. do you think thats like my thoughts or like...
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Dec 2, 2023 01:07
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I've committed assaults against people on a few occasions and fortunately never had to deal with the consequences.
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Dec 2, 2023 01:35
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Previous posts answering one another
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Dec 2, 2023 02:05
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people in this thread have called for my death on several occasions for having the wrong car or being a landlord. But gently caress... some silly oval office on itv or wherever the gently caress he is means something
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Dec 2, 2023 02:13
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forkboy84 posted:Nicking a celebrity's phone is a victimless crime OP, being a landlord or driving a car (let us be clear, there is no right car) are not. Hope that helps. one worthy of death?
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Dec 2, 2023 02:33
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forkboy84 posted:Nicking a celebrity's phone is a victimless crime By the way it isnt. i'ts often a threat of violence. And if you want to debate the hierarchy of violence... then oh dear
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Dec 2, 2023 02:36
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If you're getting frequently cut up by other drivers it sounds like you might be the problem. Like I don't get frequently cut up?
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Dec 2, 2023 11:33
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Guavanaut posted:Was there ever any follow up to that SUV driver who plowed into several small children who were having a picnic on the grass? She's been bailed until january. And blaming SUVs is dumb, its just as ridiculous as blaming women drivers.
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Dec 2, 2023 11:44
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i dont think blind spots are hugely relevant to the case in question. edit. lol infact the car in question, the new defender has zero blindspots. It has a top down 3d camera view. It can literally see underneath itself. NotJustANumber99 fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Dec 2, 2023 |
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Dec 2, 2023 11:50
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Guavanaut posted:I'm not up to speed on my very basic biology but I don't think women drivers have blind spots larger than small children. That graphic is so daft. Sorry, but that is desperate. The terrible craze of children crouching in front of parked cars in a mist of blood.
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Dec 2, 2023 11:56
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domhal posted:Looking forward to UK cars getting larger so automakers have more markets for stupidly large vehicles, even though they are totally unsuitable for 90% of UK roads/car parks. The largest uk vehicle on that graphic is the bmw x5. It is 64mm longer than a ford mondeo and actually 28mm shorter than a standard 5 series saloon.
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Dec 2, 2023 13:14
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cat botherer posted:yeah SUVs are great. The problem is everyone else trying to get intentionally cut up by them, and stupid children on sidewalks where the SUVs are trying to go. Honestly, I think a lot of it comes down to anti-landlord sentiment. Wtf is a sidewalk?
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Dec 2, 2023 14:23
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yeah gently caress him. He sounds like kind of a knob anyway
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Dec 2, 2023 22:07
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usually if you eat it all you get it free though
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Dec 2, 2023 22:19
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what flavour tinsel?
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Dec 3, 2023 00:10
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imagine eating Christmas dinner and giving a gently caress about the broccoli
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Dec 3, 2023 00:22
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i hope you've all got your christmas broccolis booked and ordered. imagine xmas morning and mum yells out gently caress theres no broccoli
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Dec 3, 2023 00:35
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i prefer mushy sprouts.
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Dec 3, 2023 01:14
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FiftySeven posted:The Yorkshire Party, I don't know anything about them, what racist stuff have they done?
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Dec 3, 2023 15:30
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With so many more famous people dying than being born you'd think we'd start to run out.
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Dec 3, 2023 18:54
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fuctifino posted:
Sorry about your mum (I think?!?), and definitely sorry about you getting screwed over. But why 8% specifically? Like why not just gently caress you over down to zero?
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Dec 3, 2023 20:14
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I don't think I could inherit from my dead mum like essentially 90% while my brother gets the leftovers and not just gently caress that off and re divvy up the money.
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Dec 3, 2023 20:30
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From what I understand the laws around inheritance are very different in France where they dictate fair shares between siblings. Certainly with property. I might be totally wrong, but that's where my parents live now and it's what they said. Although I wasn't really listening.
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Dec 3, 2023 20:44
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Sadly it sounds like one of those battles you're never going to win and will be detrimental to your health to focus on too much. But at the same time, if it was a movie, you'd go to the funeral and force the vicar or whatever to let you speak and just lay into every fucker.
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Dec 3, 2023 21:11
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SixFigureSandwich posted:Netherlands is the same, you straight up cannot disinherit your children. I've been told it's why there's so many derelict rural run down properties in France where they've been split so many times between family that no one can agree what to do with them that they just end up blocked and left to ruin.
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Dec 3, 2023 21:13
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take the 25g and move to france? I guess brexit hosed that
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Dec 3, 2023 22:07
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i would defo do a fraud and gently caress everyone over, family and friends. But its a morally large number to do so
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Dec 3, 2023 22:55
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its also usually bollocks
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Dec 3, 2023 23:18
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Tesseraction posted:I wouldn't be able to afford a skilled worker visa at my new salary then. I don't understand what you're saying. The current level is 26 or something. So anyone currently here earning between 26 and 38 would no longer be eligible? I reckon that's probably quite a lot of people.
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Dec 4, 2023 14:56
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a story so big it took two of them to break it
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Dec 4, 2023 22:07
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i was just trying to predictive text type poo poo on my phone and it brought up "owlfancier". wtf.
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Dec 4, 2023 23:18
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basically the failure of the thread idiot king
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Dec 5, 2023 00:17
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smellmycheese posted:Good old Jezza. This is like a Spot the Ball competition to find how many different ways it will enrage the Daily Mail. Why the gently caress is he promoting that letting agent? Disgusting behaviour.
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Dec 5, 2023 12:20
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i consume passable content.
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Dec 5, 2023 13:16
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Pablo Bluth posted:The best American serial tv show was Spartacus. That was new zealandish
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Dec 5, 2023 13:51
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