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OwlFancier)
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people like richard madeley, jeremy vine and pretty much everyone involved with the guardian are always one nicked phone away from calling for the death penalty lol
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Dec 2, 2023 00:21
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remember them on twitter during the riots in... 2011 was it? WE MUST HAVE MARTIAL LAW NOW, STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 2, 2023 00:22
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THEY'VE SMASHED TOPSHOP'S WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOPSHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Dec 2, 2023 00:24
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Tesseraction posted:If you think petty theft deserves hanging that's more a you thing I'm afraid. I've been mugged and my worst desire was that they get a longer sentence. lol yeah i'd be surprised to see "actually i think that too" responses were it not from the usual suspect
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Dec 2, 2023 12:10
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OwlFancier posted:I often think that most people work that way, to be honest. man i would love to see you post something even mildly upbeat, even just one time
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Dec 2, 2023 12:12
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I always wanted flashy eyes so if someone wronged me, I could flash my eyes at them and they would just disappear in a puff of smoke never to be seen again. In minecraft, obviously. 
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Dec 2, 2023 12:31
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Guavanaut posted:The pro hanging types also tend to have a lot of opinions about bins. IN AR DEY PROPUR BIN MEN AND AR DA WUD GIV US WE'S WEEKLY THRASHIN AFTER PUB OF A FRYDAY FOR ALLT THINGS WED DONE BAD HE HANT SEEN AND ARNT DUN US NO ARM *tics uncontrollably, thumps side of head to make it stop*
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Dec 2, 2023 14:45
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or get so drunk you don't know what you're eating
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Dec 3, 2023 00:36
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how can you not want sensible big pink prime minister in waiting keir ?!?!?
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Dec 4, 2023 19:59
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gently caress DA MODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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Dec 5, 2023 00:31
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fuctifino posted:All the problems are down to immigrants according to Turning Point, and it's also down to people voting for Labour, because look at the mess Corbyn's made of our country over the past 13 years. little my fell in with a bad crowd eh :/
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Dec 5, 2023 23:48
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smellmycheese posted:The DUP are more Dr NO than Dr WHO LOL you should get a bit on that quiz show with Da on 
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Dec 6, 2023 12:44
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xtothez posted:This dystopian bullshit just landed in my inbox courtesy of a school mailing list. they're going to shove that snowman's carrot up his bum and take a hairdryer to him when they get him back to the cells
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Dec 6, 2023 12:45
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i've the same soft spot for dr whom that a lot of people who grew up with british TV seem to have but i do resent any show that gives CAFFRIN TAYTE AAMABOVAHED screen time 
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Dec 6, 2023 12:51
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NORMAN! WHAT IS A """MEEM""", NORMAN?!?
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Dec 7, 2023 18:28
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please refrain from norman lore heresy >:/
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Dec 7, 2023 19:00
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it's honestly fascinating how unpopular starmer manages to make himself while in opposition to such a poo poo government lol
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Dec 7, 2023 22:51
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smellmycheese posted:Keith has now flip-flopped on wanting to shag Thatcher lol it's like he thinks people still get their news off teletext
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Dec 8, 2023 18:27
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not even a noteworthy event now for people to poo poo on train tracks
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Dec 8, 2023 21:01
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keir's going to come out swinging his handbag thatcher-style and say those people going toilet on train tracks only did it because they're hooligans who enjoy that kind of thing
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Dec 8, 2023 22:40
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BalloonFish posted:'Everything about the period'...except the food, clothes and fuel rationing, the lack of 'exotic' fruits and out-of-season veg, the National Service, the tuberculosis, the rampant air pollution, the primitive health/dental care, the 33% Purchase Tax on luxury goods, the 50% income tax rate on anyone with an income to afford an Austin Cambridge, not having shops open on a Sunday and the boozers shutting at half ten...etc. etc. I bet. i miss winda winders
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Dec 9, 2023 15:27
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if you were cross, you could give that winda winder a good, angry pumpin, for to intimidate the person you were about to have a shout at
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Dec 9, 2023 15:37
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we convinced some horrible old oval office to vote for our party aren't we great! 
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Dec 10, 2023 22:06
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cock piss rishi cock piss keith
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Dec 11, 2023 20:36
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cock piss DAVEY
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Dec 11, 2023 20:36
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yurra talking queef LOL 
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Dec 11, 2023 20:37
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Dec 11, 2023 23:35
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sebzilla posted:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/dec/11/keir-starmer-promises-red-wall-voters-the-basics-of-government-done-better christ that's depressing
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Dec 13, 2023 00:20
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get hosed, thangy debbs
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Dec 13, 2023 19:30
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Google Jeb Bush posted:was it twisto (rip) who did those amusing deep dives into old school obituary listings? wormes
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Dec 15, 2023 17:37
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Private Speech posted:The best bit about it is the whole "my dad everything they do is based on the belief that british voters are thick as pig poo poo, op
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Dec 16, 2023 17:03
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i prefer a wee korma or a mild chilli, my holes get plenty stimulated by means other than spices
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Dec 16, 2023 17:05
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Microplastics posted:I prefer chicken i actually make it with quorn, op, i call it my quorma!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Dec 16, 2023 17:21
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bake like a skelpt arse
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Dec 16, 2023 17:52
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yeah stop all this politics and put their heads togever and come up wiv a solution, common sense isn't it!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 17, 2023 16:39
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fuckin israeli dalek force
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Dec 17, 2023 20:50
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2023 eddie izzard is the double of my 1990s french teacher
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Dec 18, 2023 00:12
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too colossal a oval office even for the colossal oval office party
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Dec 18, 2023 17:29
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Tigey posted:I can smell Boar Taint so did not know you worked at Xformerlyknownastwitter, op
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Dec 21, 2023 19:31
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INaction man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Dec 22, 2023 13:13
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