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In my house today is known as “Shaky Day”. There will be a ceremonial playing of “Merry Christmas Everyone” later as the decorations are brought down from the loft
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Dec 1, 2023 09:30
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I saw a Christmas tree made of Jameson bottles yesterday in Luton Airport duty free
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Dec 1, 2023 09:37
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2.30 on Dec 1st and I’m already tucking into the Orange Matchmakers
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Dec 1, 2023 15:41
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Dec 1, 2023 18:17
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josh04 posted:Was scrubbing older threads to find something and turned up this classic, content warning former Prime Minister: I’d certainly run through her wheat field
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Dec 1, 2023 22:44
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Madeley should have been hanged when he nicked all that booze from Tescos
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Dec 2, 2023 11:00
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Lovely review of Nadine’s unhinged banquet of bollocks https://thecritic.co.uk/issues/december-january-2024/the-plot-thins/
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Dec 2, 2023 20:14
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Guess the technicality he failed on?
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Dec 2, 2023 21:50
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 Owner Gary King, who opened the steakhouse seven years ago, has defended his team's decision to deny Dan his prize and charge him by simply declaring 'the challenge is to eat everything'. However the restaurant's own most recent breakdown of what the challenge includes fails to mention any salad. He admits he did feel sorry for the stuffed customer but claims he should have asked to swap the salad for more chips or onion rings before the challenge began, but he didn't. Gary said: 'It's simple. It's a challenge and the challenge is to eat and clear everything, otherwise it wouldn't be a challenge. 'Had he said to us that he didn't want any salad then we'd have put a few more chips or onion rings on. He didn't say anything at the start or while he was eating it. His exact words were 'I know it's stupid but I'm not going to eat that salad. Not even for £50 because I don't eat salad'. 'I felt sorry when I saw the pictures because if I'd have spoken to him beforehand then he may well have said he didn't want salad. 'Once it's on that table, that's it. there's no point in telling us afterwards because we're not going to strip the salad off and give him a bowl of chips and a bowl of onion rings, are we?’ smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Dec 2, 2023 |
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Dec 2, 2023 21:54
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I have this with brussel sprouts. They just taste like tinsel
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Dec 3, 2023 00:09
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Owlfancier outdoing himself on controversial veg-posting tonight
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Dec 3, 2023 00:13
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I now do “posh” broccoli cheese by tossing broccoli in oil and garlic and then roasting, then grating Parmesan over for the last 5 mins. I recommend it for your Xmas dinner
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Dec 3, 2023 00:20
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NotJustANumber99 posted:imagine eating Christmas dinner and giving a gently caress about the broccoli Well cooked veg isn’t a chore to eat or something you push around the plate to get to the turkey. Nice veg cooked well enhances the other stuff
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Dec 3, 2023 00:31
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:What is celery even for? People keep putting it in stews and stocks and stuff, and I'm pretty sure that they would all be improved by just not adding the celery in the first place. Congratulations on uncovering the false narrative at the bedrock of all French and Italian cuisine
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Dec 3, 2023 10:07
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When she chilli but you keep cumin
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Dec 3, 2023 13:08
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If you want something more depressing I am convinced we are looking at PM Farage in 6 years time
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Dec 3, 2023 15:29
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I don't know anything about them, what racist stuff have they done? Puddings rather than Gammons
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Dec 3, 2023 15:39
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Dec 3, 2023 16:42
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Bobby Deluxe posted:The forever war must continue. Although at least if they gently caress off and do it in space we don't have to put up with people on earth being displaced. I’m more concerned that Grant loving Shapps, of all people, appears to have knowledge of deep space alien threats of a coming space war
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Dec 3, 2023 17:11
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Happy 4 December - the 45th anniversary of the raid on Cynthia Payne’s house in Ambleside Avenue, Streatham, in which police found men (including, apparently, a Lord, an MP, and some vicars) queueing on the stairs waiting to pay for sex with luncheon vouchers, to all who celebrate. https://mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day-036f6ff4d4a1
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Dec 4, 2023 09:49
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The luncheon vouchers were the cornerstone of her cunning system. Kind of like ride tickets at the funfair. 
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Dec 4, 2023 10:27
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Nuclear Spoon posted:succession is also a comedy disguised as a prestige show I read the Succession thread on here throughout the shows run and I feel like a lot of people were determined to see it as a serious drama rather than a sitcom of increasingly insane situations that is a direct successor of The Thick of It and Veep
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Dec 4, 2023 11:53
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Anneka Rice reprised her role in Treasure Hunt when it was rebooted by Channel 5 earlier this year. It tanked badly and got dropped from its weekend slot after 2 eps.
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Dec 4, 2023 13:34
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I, for one, can’t wait to submit to his strict fiscal rules
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Dec 4, 2023 20:10
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Dec 4, 2023 21:54
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Let nobody say life is dull in Milton Keynes
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Dec 4, 2023 22:06
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Nice mod work. Bullying a guy who is obviously going through personal trauma and wanted to discuss it amongst friends. Reallly cool
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Dec 4, 2023 23:38
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:a probe is not bullying Mod shill detected
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Dec 5, 2023 00:28
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crispix posted:gently caress DA MODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Justice for Fuctifino
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Dec 5, 2023 00:32
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To celebrate Mod Justice please enjoy this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_74N7KJmEj4
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Dec 5, 2023 10:09
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I don’t know if this helps but they are all supposed to be grotesque caricatures of Murdoch and his children. They are all intended to be revolting and dislikeable in different ways. It’s not a show where you are supposed to be rooting for someone. They are all terrible people that you are encouraged to laugh at for being cunts.
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Dec 5, 2023 11:30
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Miftan posted:
Someone gave me Bob Igers autobiography to read a while back and it explains a great deal about how Disney has managed to gobble up and gently caress up so many media properties. It’s just eye wateringly dull. A corporate drone micromanaging the poo poo out of what should be a place of amazing fun and creativity
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Dec 5, 2023 11:56
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Guess I just think it sucks then.
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Good old Jezza. This is like a Spot the Ball competition to find how many different ways it will enrage the Daily Mail.
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Dec 5, 2023 12:10
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Who wants to see photo evidence of what a massive Breaking Bad nerd I was?
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Dec 5, 2023 12:23
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Lest we forget - Jerry Hall had a clause in her divorce from Rupert that NDAd her from talking to the producers of Succession
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Dec 5, 2023 12:43
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Miftan posted:I think more often than not they just pitch 1 season and it's very noticeable. It’s worse than that - they pitch the pilot and that’s why you end up with so many shows piling far too much into the opening episode and then desperately backfilling
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Dec 5, 2023 12:45
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Robocop was on ITV4 last night and good lord does it feel tight, to the point of insanely rushed, compared to how that kind of thing.would be produced now. It would be the final episode of season 1 before Murphy even gets shot to bits by the bad guys.
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Dec 5, 2023 13:01
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Failed Imagineer posted:Well, it is a movie Well yes, and a product of its time. But the pace of it, now we are used to episodic big budget TV , is insane. Not necessarily a bad thing. Basically a line of crazy Dutch director cocaine right up the cinematic nostril
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Dec 5, 2023 13:06
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fuctifino posted:I'm really happy to see that Farage is experiencing Hancock levels of success I’ve been watching the show and all it has done is spotlight the fundamental genius of Farage’s brand of conservatism. He’s come across as the jolly, affable man down the pub with a pint of bitter in his hand , as opposed to the insane shrieking weirdos who make up the majority of the Tory party. The idea that he was going to go in there and become a hate figure for his monstrous views was laughable.
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Dec 5, 2023 13:31
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What I’m saying is - Ant and Dec will ultimately be remembered for ushering in 20 years of BritFash under PM Nigel Farage
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Dec 5, 2023 13:33
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