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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Most leftist pasta shapes
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
 Bucatini is lib pasta but penne is leftist

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Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

 strozzapreti, 'priest strangler'

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
 whichever ones cheapest

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
 mac and cheese, developing a taste for adult food is counterrevolutionary

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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Ohtori Akio posted:

mac and cheese, developing a taste for adult food is counterrevolutionary
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Ohtori Akio posted:

mac and cheese, developing a taste for adult food is counterrevolutionary

Cheese isnt a shape

* # ? Dec 1, 2023 08:12
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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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pappadelle is probably amongst a top 3 for me. cavatappi is probably my favorite, it's amazing in pasta soups

linguine sucks rear end, for only the most deranged of consumers

spaghetti is the true proletariat pasta however

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Cheese isnt a shape

sure it is
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The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

 it's lasagna

and mondays are reactionary

* # ? Dec 1, 2023 08:24
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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

The Oldest Man posted:

it's lasagna

and mondays are reactionary
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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
the simple humble spaghetti.

Farfalle is the most reactionary pasta.

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Farfalle is the most reactionary pasta.

tucker carlson of pasta

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1u8M9m4-cY This is the only real Pasta, sorry haters

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

evilmiera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1u8M9m4-cY This is the only real Pasta, sorry haters

looks bourgeois

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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

 i like penne

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Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


 only nazis like penne lisce tho

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


 fiori, the butthole pasta
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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

 rotelle, the most proletarian shape

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woke operator
Nov 17, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
limpest, wettest noodle u got

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Bucatini is lib pasta but penne is leftist

cacio e pepe is revolutionary, foh

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

 couscous most lib pasta shape tho

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

 pasta is italian and therefore fascist

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
That's why the most leftist pasta shape is spaghetti, but cut into small pieces.

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Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

 most leftist pasta shape is 扯面

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goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Sextro posted:

most leftist pasta shape is 扯面

That's right

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

 those bags of mixed pasta shapes are 100% fascist

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

woke operator posted:

limpest, wettest noodle u got
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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
 swastica shape, goldmine

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

the simple humble spaghetti.

Farfalle is the most reactionary pasta.
I wasn't sure what the latter was, but I knew it instantly when you called it reactionary.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

those bags of mixed pasta shapes are 100% fascist
actually, those are woke forced diversity.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
pho

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Al! posted:

pho

:hmmyes:

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Al! posted:

pho
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500 bad dogs
Nov 22, 2023

 naengmyeon

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
elbow macaroni, symbolizing the bent arm of the worker under the yoke of the capitalist

gnocchi = fascist

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

 linguini is ableist and thus not leftist. no i will not be explaining further

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Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

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 those letter-shaped ones, as they promote literacy

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
elbow, but make sure it's on the ri... left side. yeah. something like that.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Did you know back in the day packets of spaghetti in Italy were sold with a tiny axe?

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

 Rotini

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Jul 12, 2023

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