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Orunitier
Dec 5, 2010

Sarah posted:

New invite codes for BlueSky:

bsky-social-l7t6v-k2wio
bsky-social-vfeeh-kk3wx
bsky-social-nmt4s-fnn7g
bsky-social-n3svz-rusmj

Thank you for the code.

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Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Was funny watching Ron call Newsom "slick" and then start licking his lips like some kind of lizard person. Plus his strange, alien smile he always does.

"We both have something in common, neither of us will be our party's nominee for 2024" was a pretty good burn too.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

pantslesswithwolves posted:

GIRL, 👧 HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?📰 Another Diva👑💅🏽🫦 is Down ❌❌😵 after being expelled from Deez Nuts 😤😤that’s right ✅✅ gWHORGE Santos put his whole SANTUSSY😎😇 into Congress 😝 he SERVED🫡 so the rest of us 👶 could get our CUMMIES😋😋, yummies, and TUMMY tucks on SLAPitol Hill🇺🇸🇺🇸 he bought a Birkin👛🤑💼💼 and that rear end is twerkin 😍😍 but now that he’s San-TOAST🥵 and ferra-GONE-o😪 he may be boTOXIC 💉💅🏼 and un-CUNTstituional📜 but poliDICKS🫨🍆🫨aside, stealing of BABIES👶👶, commitment to CAMP⛺️🪵, and his DICKlaring🍆🍆🍆 of lies🤫🤭 will never be forTHOTten🧠🫨. with ONLY 114 FANS that voted to keep him, he must SASHAY AWAY💃💃 or be DRAGgged out SCREAMING😩😩😩 so spread those legs 🦵 wide, open that throat 😜😮🥰 and pour one out 🥂🥂🥃🍾 for a Jew-ISH 🤴 he gave a new meaning to House eTHICCs🤤 committee 😜😜

This is as good a time as any for me to go ahead and log off of the internet.

Namaste 🙏

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


fknlo posted:

Did Newsom rip off Desantis' head and poo poo down his throat as hard as my tiktok feed is making it look?

Would appreciate someone linking some greatest hits, so that I may avoid both tiktok and

Stultus Maximus posted:

Well if my YouTube suggested videos from Fox and Forbes are true, Desantis DESTROYED Newsom.

Tia

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





M_Gargantua posted:

Somewhere out there is the person who writes the original version of those and I want to meet them. Are they a generational genius like Dril or Chuck Tingle? Or are they confined to a basement to protect the world from their madness?

genius and madness are two sides of the same coin

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.
BlueSky codes that are still open:

bsky-social-l7t6v-k2wio
bsky-social-gzrc6-kt3te

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

fknlo posted:

Did Newsom rip off Desantis' head and poo poo down his throat as hard as my tiktok feed is making it look?

dude. desantis got so desperate he pulled out a poop map and pocket porn


i wish this was a joke

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Sarah posted:

BlueSky codes that are still open:

bsky-social-l7t6v-k2wio
bsky-social-gzrc6-kt3te

Thanks!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
this poop map is supposed to show how bad gavin is

:lol:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



facialimpediment posted:

Leadership didn't really care, as they didn't whip the vote. So none of the leaders voted to can the five-time rookie of the year in pickleball, but did the legislative version of "eh, vote how you want, we don't care".

Also, this current GOP House simply can't provide a majority of the majority... in anything. They can't provide 218 for anything at all.

Majority of the majority is 111 at the moment that's how Gym was able to force floor votes.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

Majority of the majority is 111 at the moment that's how Gym was able to force floor votes.

Oh yeah, whoops! I thought it was that way, then thought "at least 218 Republicans must be for it" and instead it's "more than 50% of the yeas must be republicans". I guess that's why everyone complained when only like 10 Republicans torpedoed McCarthy.

AFStealth
Jun 24, 2006

Shut up baby, I know it

Grabbed the other one. Thanks

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
here is 5 more

Only registered members can see post attachments!

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk
And another three:

bsky-social-3iien-p52se

bsky-social-3v2up-5piwg

bsky-social-uikje-ndiqx

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

SerthVarnee posted:

And another three:

bsky-social-3iien-p52se

bsky-social-3v2up-5piwg

bsky-social-uikje-ndiqx

grabbed the top one, thank you

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
grabbed that middle one, thanks

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ded posted:

this poop map is supposed to show how bad gavin is

:lol:



Oh man if newsom had pulled out a map of florida to counter I'd vote for him

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




this is violence.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

ded posted:

here is 5 more



Took the second from last (last one looked like it was taken), thanks!

Seekhay
Sep 11, 2001


College Slice
Another 5 codes up for grabs:

bsky-social-q6gtl-2efin
bsky-social-aqnkn-o6opn
bsky-social-rdu2b-ks54t
bsky-social-np2hf-thamo
bsky-social-pvi6g-2juwj

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Took the second from last (last one looked like it was taken), thanks!

That was me, sorry. Thanks for the code!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
here is whats left : easier to copy mode


bsky-social-x6vbd-afr2n

bsky-social-tfbkm-hwg2s

bsky-social-nwf5s-yofvh

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
Here’s 4 more

bsky-social-36sme-laxss

bsky-social-pulgi-nlu3v

bsky-social-uhf7l-eby6n

bsky-social-ttoyd-o7wae

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
he's not going away!

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1730820572983316817

you will take his 24/7 hardcore intercontinental championship from his cold, dead hands

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Stultus Maximus posted:

Gonna be great to watch the New York Democrats sit on their own balls in the special election.

Dude you just know they're going to run Chelsea Clinton.

ZombieApostate
Mar 13, 2011
Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

:allears:

facialimpediment posted:

he's not going away!

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1730820572983316817

you will take his 24/7 hardcore intercontinental championship from his cold, dead hands

If he had just done this from the start instead of running for congress, he'd be a hero.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

What the hell is going on at the Interservice/Industry Training, Simulation and Education Conference?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7e...an-presentation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVO4SJqIIIw

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

facialimpediment posted:

he's not going away!

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1730820572983316817

you will take his 24/7 hardcore intercontinental championship from his cold, dead hands

Oh, no, don't spill dirt on other congresspeople, that would be terrrrrrible.

golden bubble posted:

What the hell is going on at the Interservice/Industry Training, Simulation and Education Conference?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7e...an-presentation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVO4SJqIIIw

:stare:

Also, DECEMBER Current Events: Homo Robocopus

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I would be so owned if George Santos ended the careers of multiple other congresspersons.

It would absolutely ruin my month. I pinky swear, George.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Midjack posted:

Dude you just know they're going to run Chelsea Clinton.

Ugh, I'd rather have Santos

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Snitch you rat bastard hahahahaha snitch muthafuckaaaaaa

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

golden bubble posted:

What the hell is going on at the Interservice/Industry Training, Simulation and Education Conference?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7e...an-presentation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVO4SJqIIIw

Let's go live to the Raytheon basement!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZq7fW6ftlU

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

he's not going away!

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1730820572983316817

you will take his 24/7 hardcore intercontinental championship from his cold, dead hands

Some people are saying the man who invented homosexuality is now outing other chuds:

https://twitter.com/MrSantosNY/status/1730807823318036499?t=E2aXtEHO4iwFPMHchtq1YA&s=19

Twitter says the out count is 2.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Wonder how he will process it when nothing happens to every one he's poo poo talking. They've spent decades building up the fortress around their bullshit, nothing happens to those inside it. Now he's outside throwing handfuls of poo poo on the wall just angry angry angry that they kicked him out.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
When the primary mechanism for holding a congress person accountable is other seat holders, yeah, I don't think Santos ever understood how that organization works, which was kind of evidenced by him scamming the donors and other office holders, instead of 'only' his constituents.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
How much dirt would Santos even have? It's hard to imagine anyone trusting that twerp with any sort of actual secrets.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Wingnut Ninja posted:

How much dirt would Santos even have? It's hard to imagine anyone trusting that twerp with any sort of actual secrets.

It is telling that both Madison Cawthorn and George Santos left office spinning crazy tales about corruption or reacharound across the aisle sex parties. I rule nothing out.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I do not doubt congresspeople are so brain dumb that despite the overwhelming evidence they should have their guard up that they told Their New Colleague Friend George a bunch of stuff they shouldn't have shortly after he arrived.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
If anything it's probably the smartest thing you could do. Nobody is going to believe Santos. Dude could have blackmail on every single sitting congressperson and he wouldn't be able to get anyone else in the world to believe it because he's so transparently full of poo poo 100% of the time.

Dude could tell me the sky was blue and I'd have to go look through a window just to be sure.

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
I seriously doubt other congresspeople were going "Yo George check out all these sick crimes I'm doing." It's much more likely that these are rumors that trickled through Congressional staffers.

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