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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday and you know what that means! It's time for Rampage, and tonight is packed with tag team action!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1730625303750353281?s=20

In eight man tag team action, The Best Friends' quartet of the AEW International Champion Orange Cassidy, Trent Beretta, the returning Danhausen, and the FTW World Champion HOOK take on The Dark Order's Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds, and 2point0's "Daddy Magic Mennard and "Cool Hand Ang" Angelo Parker!*

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1730580005271281837?s=20

In Women's Trios action, Anna Jay teams up with The Outcasts, Ruby Soho & Saraya, and they'll face the trio of former AEW Women's World Champion Hikaru Shida, former TBS Champion Kris Statlander, and Skye Blue!**

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1730700800496918618?s=20

In a Men's Trios match up, The Mogul Embassy's "The Machine" Brian Cage teams up with The Workhorsemen, Anthony Henry & JD Drake, and they will square off with the amazing trio of Penta El Zero Miedo, Komander, and Vikingo!***

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1730361063756214360?s=20

The Don Callis Family will be in action! I don't have much hope for whoever their opponents are!****


Also,
https://x.com/AEW/status/1730670601910841826?s=20

We'll hear from the duo of STIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! And Ric Flair.


*What do you think Chuck Taylor and John Silver are doing during all this?
**Will we see The Outcasts' spray paint can do battle with Skye Blue's poison mist?
***Which luchador will Brian Cage launch the farthest?
****I'm a bit of a pessimist.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
lets roll

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Rampage. Baby

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Where is Chuck

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023
When you think above it, stone is usually brittle and would be a terrible thing to have your bones made stone.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Davros1 posted:

Rampage. Baby

its the show ive been waiting on

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Davros1 posted:

**Will we see The Outcasts' spray paint can do battle with Skye Blue's poison mist?

Absolutely, and it's going to be EXACTLY like Dragonball Z with kamehamehas being blasted at each other. EXACTLY.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Oh wow Danhausen actually got to wrestle a bit

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Uno looking colorful

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

RandolphCarter posted:

Where is Chuck

Dave says he has a foot injury, no public word on timeline or severity

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


drat hook way to gently caress up

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


got to give the people what they want

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Hook ruined it.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Barry Bluejeans posted:

Dave says he has a foot injury, no public word on timeline or severity

Dang that sucks

escape artist
Sep 24, 2005

Slow train coming
Holy hell, it's the "how many people can we squeeze onto an hourlong tv show" extravaganza!

Four matches, 24 competitors?

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Uno needs to take off the shirt, he loving rules - love fat piece of poo poo wrestlers. rip Vader

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

escape artist posted:

Holy hell, it's the "how many people can we squeeze onto an hourlong tv show" extravaganza!

Four matches, 24 competitors?

You've got to the give the people what they want

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


drat that stall was cool gently caress you yuta

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


the little poo poo!

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
here comes that little shithead, god he sucks, it rules

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Wheeler Yuta and his ps1 cutscene music

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Little poo poo

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
It’s only 9 in Minneapolis Wheeler

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
This is starting out as the greatest Rampage of all time

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"It's a great question, answer him Tony!"

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
yeah Tony answer him :mad:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
very glad we are allowed fat uno again

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Maxwell Lord posted:

It’s only 9 in Minneapolis Wheeler

Yuta refuses to change from Daylight Savings

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
lol was not expecting the glasses on Yoots

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023
Holy crap, glasses Yuta.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Barry Bluejeans posted:

lol was not expecting the glasses on Yoots

grandma rear end glasses no less

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
OC is so cool

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Love Yuter but he is not very good at this 'sounding like a convincing heel on commentary' thing.

Edit: Although he gets points for the glasses

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Wow it’s been forever since I saw uno hit that

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DADDY MAGIC SOLD FOR THE CURSE!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
A foreign object

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The look on Danhausen's face as he realized he was getting the pin :lol:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Danhausen's finisher, the rollup

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


LOL - cursed hat

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