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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

GTA VI will now be a retro throwback fps built on the GZDoom engine.

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


theres a app in the game called DikDok and it has trends go viral so as u are playing the game all of a sudden the npcs all will be doing the same dance or whatever for a bit until the next thing goes viral

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


my uncle works for rockstar and he said the game connects to remote controlled vibrators and as ur playing the game will vibrate your dick/prostate/clit etc.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


I have a challenge to Rockstar. In GTA6, create a storyline in which Lucia gets breast cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable Lucia still persisting on her worldly adventures despite her illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Lucia's character more meaningful. We love Lucia, but it's about time the industry had a big shock for a change.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


also boob physics

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Smugworth posted:

Shiny pokemon that are super rare to catch

A console game where you go around a semi realistic open world to play Pokemon Go is stupidly plausible

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
GTA Kabul its 2006 and u play as a merc who can fight for the Taliban, The Coalition, or al Qaeda. If you take certain quest paths you can meet bin laden or saddam and maybe even kill them.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

also boob physics

yes like crazy boob physics where the breast move wild and make you say "i never see a boob move like that." and thats how you know its cutting edge next gen.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
toll booths

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Bonzo posted:

toll booths
GTA IV has you covered

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
if you're on foot spray shops will give you a spray tan and you lose your stars

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Annual taxes. Making sure to get receipts for deductions.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Private Cumshoe posted:

A console game where you go around a semi realistic open world to play Pokemon Go is stupidly plausible

It would be better than the last 3 or 4 mainline Pokemon games.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ai generated feet

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Parking tickets are charged directly to your credit card.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

numberoneposter posted:

Chewable gum that you have to spit out or else your character eats it and gets a tummy ache.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
in a stunning and avant-garde reversal of roles, the train follows cj

Synesthesian Fetish
Apr 29, 2008

Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.

JediTalentAgent posted:

Terminator Mission Mode where you're hunted down by a T-800 in a 2 hour long escort mission.

Just found this thread and catching up but I would love to play this

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

The game should be set in the midwest, with the broadest definition possible, and the characters constantly arguing about what "is" and what "isn't" the midwest.

As someone who grew up in Idaho and moved to San Diego 15 years ago this is so frustrating to me. People think Idaho is either Iowa or Ohio or near it. And they consider it the Midwest. Show me one loving legitimate map where Idaho is in the Midwest. It's WEST of Montanta, Wyoming and Colorado...all states in the rockies!

I had a girl cutting my hair hear I was from Idaho. She mentioned Boise (I grew up on the other side near Yellowstone and Jackson Hole) and potatoes. And then she says "I've never been to the east coast but it sounds nice".


GTA contribution: You start as a kid Fable-style but in poverty and not matter how try you never "make it" or "get rich" as you grow up. The best you can hope for is $100 dispensible income each month after rent, streaming subscriptions, etc. You have to commit crimes undetected to no get downgraded from section 8 to trailer park.

Collectors are constantly calling you and people try repoing your cars. You have to pay alimony to strippers who got pregnant from you.

Also, you can join D&D groups and have to play them in real time including scheduling conflicts and no shows

Edit: but you get bonus points if you are the star in the equivalent of a "Florida Man" news headline

Synesthesian Fetish fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Dec 15, 2023

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

Show me one loving legitimate map where Idaho is in the Midwest.

does Idaho touch an ocean? is there a beach? no? then its the midwest, sorry.

you know what Idaho does touch? Canada. gross.

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

Earwicker posted:

does Idaho touch an ocean? is there a beach? no? then its the midwest, sorry.

you know what Idaho does touch? Canada. gross.

just the tip

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

GTA Kabul its 2006 and u play as a merc who can fight for the Taliban, The Coalition, or al Qaeda. If you take certain quest paths you can meet bin laden or saddam and maybe even kill them.

They made that game, only it was set in North Korea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercenaries:_Playground_of_Destruction

Pac and Cheese posted:

if you're on foot spray shops will give you a spray tan and you lose your stars

It should make you gain stars. You know... racism.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


testicle electrodes so when you get shot in the balls in game your real life balls are fried to a crisp.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Earwicker posted:

does Idaho touch an ocean? is there a beach? no? then its the midwest, sorry.

you know what Idaho does touch? Canada. gross.
i dont think anyone except idahoans knows where idaho is

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


cop pull you over if you dont come to a complete stop at a stop sign

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Doctor Dogballs posted:

cop pull you over if you dont come to a complete stop at a stop sign

Mafia 2 already exists

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Junk posted:

wait, for real?

https://www.gamedeveloper.com/busin...2023%2C%202021.

https://www.eurogamer.net/five-years-later-warner-bros-gets-its-middle-earth-shadow-of-mordor-nemesis-system-patent

Yeah. I guess? IDK. There was a lot of talk about it when it happened. I have no idea if they actually challenged anyone about it since, but people made it sound like a big deal.

edit: I never played Warframe, but there's a forum thread by people who did about why it's different: https://forums.warframe.com/topic/1248332-nemesis-system-patent/

Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Dec 16, 2023

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

warframe always seemed kinda neat but everything i read about it involves it being an insane time sink

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

lock picking minigame

you are in luck

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

I have a challenge to Rockstar. In GTA6, create a storyline in which Lucia gets breast cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable Lucia still persisting on her worldly adventures despite her illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Lucia's character more meaningful. We love Lucia, but it's about time the industry had a big shock for a change.

lmfao
posting in the biden years...

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