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if you die in the game you get to collect life insurance in real life, but all of it goes to your lovely selfish family and you don't get to spend any of it yourself
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like GTA San Andeas where you can get buff or fat but instead it's receding hairline and you can get a hair transplant
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Dec 3, 2023 05:04
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More radiostation stuff
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Dec 3, 2023 05:18
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addition of 40-man raids, starting with Molten Core
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Dec 3, 2023 05:26
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No, but seriously, the gently caress was in Love's magic box and what happened to him?
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I heard from my GenX uncle who works as a 'script writer' for GAT6, that the game will be so next gen and have radiant simulation mechanics like never seen before in an open game world. Piloting a heli will come with a thousand page manual and the pre-flight will be more involved than the upcoming MS flight sim. Hacking a bank vault will require at least one of the members to be fluent in low-level assembly language. The NPC crew/gang affinity gameplay will be powered entirely by the Rockstar mainframe AI that contains actual brain scans of developers' personalities and will react accordingly to incessant requests to go bowling by popping a cap in the fool's rear end. Who am I kidding, the only cool crime of this game is that anyone who mattered at Rockstar has cashed out a long time ago and it'll be a completely outsourced lower-quality-than-Starfield Unity engine asset flip made by an intern army under the penalty of death by an NDA, that's solely designed to sell Shark Cards over the following decade.
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Dec 3, 2023 05:40
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Good Red Dead Online.
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Dec 3, 2023 05:56
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Runs on my i5-3570k and GTX 670
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Saints Row 2
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Dec 3, 2023 08:12
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You have to spend real money for ammo.
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Dec 3, 2023 08:19
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A return of oven mitt style hands
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Dec 3, 2023 08:32
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Grey Cat posted:If you get caught, you have to sit through trial and jail in real time. and if you "die" you have to spend months of real time in the hospital but of course you can simply pay real money to make the time go faster* *if this mechanic appears in the game i demand 10% for coming up with the idea dm me rockstar devs
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Dec 3, 2023 08:59
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Missions cost money to start. Earning enough money to run a mission requires about 3 hours in the Taxi activity.
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Dec 3, 2023 09:01
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more remote control airplane mini games ft. david cross
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Dec 3, 2023 09:07
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The Lone Badger posted:Missions cost money to start. Earning enough money to run a mission requires about 3 hours in the Taxi activity. But in 2024 taxi companies will be bankrupt so you'll now do that side-gig using the "Güber" app
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Dec 3, 2023 10:41
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I'm really hoping there will be some proper "live service" features. And maybe a battle pass.
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Dec 3, 2023 10:45
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Strip clubs but that actually show bush and lips
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Dec 3, 2023 10:55
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david cross returns and yells at you while you fly a drone around to teach that loving berkley a lesson once and for all
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Dec 3, 2023 11:15
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Your character checks their phone every five minutes and you can't stop them from doing it. They'll do it even if there was no notification sound.
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Dec 3, 2023 12:41
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One decent 80's radio station, preferably that runs 24 hours, and features slots from all the old dj's who are now in assisted living facilities. Fernando Martinez, Toni, etc. I'd also be happy with a vaporwave and/or synthwave station.
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Dec 3, 2023 12:50
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Gloryhole minigame
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Howard Beale posted:david cross returns and yells at you while you fly a drone around to teach that loving berkley a lesson once and for all Every time you put a bullet in him he apologizes for the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies.
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Dec 3, 2023 13:09
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Gloryhole maxigame
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i recently bought the new saints row and id like to see the issue of "being a criminal and cant go to a hospital, because then youd be caught" issue. its like such a defining thing in tv/movies. i think having to go to criminal docs would make sense huge titty slider pay taxes or go to jail
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Dec 3, 2023 13:55
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emSparkly posted:A poo poo meter so you have to strategize around avoiding bathroom breaks in the middle of a heist. There can be a speed run category to finish the whole game before you poop your pants.  but pooping your pants in the game slows you down, even your driving (it's hard to concentrate with poopy pants)... until you attack another player and steal their clean pants to change into.
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A nice country / rural farm area with plenty of terrain to jump motorcycles and dirt bikes like in GTA San Andreas
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i hope you can inventory different drugs and just do them wherever for example, i want to crouch down and smoke crack behind an astrovan in gas station parking lot
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Dec 3, 2023 15:00
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I want it to bring back those I've lost, and bring them back better.
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Also bring back the gordita at Taco bell
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Dec 3, 2023 15:15
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A library where you can take a break from all the criming and relax with a good book.
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Dec 3, 2023 15:17
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I like vice city so whatever made that good idk let rockstar figure it out I'm not their maid  Also maybe a remake of Space Station Silicon Valley as like a bonus unlockable Maybe not a remake I guess, I think I added that to make this post sound more like a whiny clueless demanding backseat game dev nerd rear end in a top hat but also for real it would be cool to play neat ancient rockstar crap on modern poo poo like Space Station Silicon Valley and Body Harvest Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Dec 3, 2023 |
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Dec 3, 2023 15:20
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The game should hold a gun to your head and ask "Do you want to die? Did you know there is a heaven?"
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Dec 3, 2023 16:06
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you should be able to take your pet cat to the vet as well if they get sick or just for check ups and stuff too
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Dec 3, 2023 16:07
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Scratch off lotto tickets
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Dec 3, 2023 16:15
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I just want it to be released on PC day 1.
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Dec 3, 2023 16:33
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Convex posted:every mission completed adds an extra cousin until you have a trail of them following you everywhere like lemmings And they should all be dressed like Elvis.
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Dec 3, 2023 16:57
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your character has a foot fetish and there is a foot bar that slowly goes down the entire game and you refill it by looking at feet
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Dec 3, 2023 17:14
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500excf type r posted:Scratch off lotto tickets I made mad cash at the OTB in San Andreas.
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Dec 3, 2023 17:47
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Its own crypto currency and you can run a full ponzi scheme on the annoying 8 years olds that still play online.
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realistic sewage system including fully simulated sewage treatment plants. ideally you can do a big poo poo in a toilet and then follow it through the system all the way maybe with some kind of turd radar
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