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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007



Please imagine a backstory for each of these long gone great grandmas.

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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

I don't know, but they seem awesome.

Probably super racist, though, so

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hi I'm the one in the middle and I don't like illegals

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

If I drink the memories don't keep me up at night hahahah

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
teen girl squad lookin pretty racist

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Is the one on the bottom putting out a cigarette in a jar of peanut butter?

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
We can all agree the one on the floor is the most likely to still be alive due purely to her raging hate for minorities

My ex's grandfather would have gone to school with these ladies and he is still around. He even lived in Texas for a while! I bet he dated all five of them

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
which one, do you think, holds the goose meat?

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Second from the left with the tequila bottle can call me (from the grave where she surely moulders)

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

They hosed every Waffen-SS POW who was sent from the nearby camp to do landscaping.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Szyznyk posted:

They hosed every Waffen-SS POW who was sent from the nearby camp to do landscaping.

This is why we had a rocket program!

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Big queer energy from all these roommates

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

im the one on the left after you mention star trek:
"huh i gotta go bye nerd"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They look like they’re in their 30’s. I guess when you start drinking and smoking at 12 it catches up with you pretty quick.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

They look like they’re in their 30’s. I guess when you start drinking and smoking at 12 it catches up with you pretty quick.

have you really never seen a picture of an 18 year old born before 1970 before

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

They’re celebrating the birth of cancel culture: nuking a million japanese

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

redshirt posted:



Please imagine a backstory for each of these long gone great grandmas.

Lady on the left is in charge, her second threatening her neck.

The head of sales in the middle up. The head of R&D below.

The lady on the right in charge of the Welcoming Comittee.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Girl sitting on the floor is actually the inspiration for the Misfits from Jem and the Holograms.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

JediTalentAgent posted:

Girl sitting on the floor is actually the inspiration for the Misfits from Jem and the Holograms.

Betty Boop?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The one on our right is a ghost.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

harlots! uncouth!

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
all these people are almost certainly dead now

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Hollismason posted:

Is the one on the bottom putting out a cigarette in a jar of peanut butter?

I think it's a glass (they haven't invented plastics yet) receptacle for filling with whatever prohibition era swill people swallowed before the age of suburbia.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

seems like they're enjoying themselves, good to see

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


what kind of psycopathic pervert puts their loving shoes on the bed im breaking stuff mad.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:



Please imagine a backstory for each of these long gone great grandmas.

All their fathers died in foreign wars

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I betcha they've all done IT. (not the book, I mean I bet they;ve had sex)

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

People are living to their 90s+ now. One or more of those women could still be alive today.

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000
i bet none of them have done IT (information technology, not sex)

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
All of them went on to commit a series of violent bank robberies from 1945-1956.

The FBI labeled the them "The Diamond Dames". Of the 5 women, only two were caught. The other three, known in the press as "Slicing Sally", "Crusher LuAnne", and "Nurse Stabs" were never apprehended.

In recent years, historians have been taken to rechristening the latter as "Doctor Stabs" to reflect modern feminism sensibilities.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
The one in the upper middle is really into horses.

She bought the entire original run of My Little Pony toys for her granddaughters back when they were first made. She also lived long enough to experience the more recent run and stabbed a Brony with a pocket knife, despite her advanced years and bad arthritis.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
it is no longer possible to be happy in this dimension

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
They just don't make them like they used to.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Bedframes: ribbed for their pleasure

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
the one sitting on the floor went to create the first database then changed her name to glenn danzig and had a brick pile collection

Philthy fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Dec 3, 2023

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Hollismason posted:

Is the one on the bottom putting out a cigarette in a jar of peanut butter?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
The girl standing in the middle joined the Air Force. She flew a B29 during the Korean War nicknamed The Feisty Flyer.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I'm imagining a backstory right now iykwim.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I think the one sitting on the ground became Betty Boop

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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Is that a gas light on the wall?

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