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Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
Congratulations to our much anticipated first sacking: Paul Heckingbottom, now formerly of Sheffield United, who are also, hecking bottom. I will look even more stupid than usual if this doesn't actually happen, but at least it would also be funny.

Look at all these fixtures! We shan't want for football this holiday season as we cherish the crunching of snow beneath the crunching of knees. You can open the image in a new tab if you want to actually read the text.



also:



furthermore:



football

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Christmas Eve foot!!

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Next Barclays TV package deal is done. No Amazon and no 3pm kick offs till at least 2029.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Nuclear Spoon posted:

furthermore:



football

lmao

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

When the Christmas card off your gran has no money in it

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

they got charged for this

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67618251

J Hume
Apr 23, 2013

What is the best number?

Which team hates this beautiful chimera most? I'm going with Arsenal. Lots of history with Mourinhaaland as a player for City and as manager of Chelsea.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I just put a cheeky tenner on you know what.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Weekday games are here and I’m ready for it

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Ten Hag next?

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


the sex ghost posted:


When the Christmas card off your gran has no money in it

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Prem foot on thursdays? A rare treat

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March


We did it, we got one

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
I'm sure Wilder will do all he can to keep them up *glances at table* by which I mean above the Derby record for fewest points

No but really it's funny how because of Everton's deduction they are only 4 off safety still. Could we have a record low points total required to not get relegated coming up?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
:rip: Paul Heckingbottomofthetable, the board sold all your players and you would have kept your job if you had been worse at it last season

Also ken bates appears to have bought man united for £1:

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Would be funny if Everton splashed some cash in January and stayed up. They can just keep deducting points every season.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

the sex ghost posted:

:rip: Paul Heckingbottomofthetable, the board sold all your players and you would have kept your job if you had been worse at it last season

Also ken bates appears to have bought man united for £1:



Just stop having news conferences, they're utterly pointless.

"They're a good team, a strong team, but we'll be prepared for them"
"They're on a good/bad run of form at the moment, that makes them a dangerous team"
"We had a good training session yesterday, the lads are ready"

On and on and on, it's all utter nonsense.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Anything that fucks off the utter charlatans Mark Ogden and Samuel Luckhurst is a good thing.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Vegetable posted:

Would be funny if Everton splashed some cash in January and stayed up. They can just keep deducting points every season.

must've left this toggled



Not shown: City with all the assists turned.

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

It’s time to decide who will do the best soccer in December 2023.

My bet is on a team with a bald.

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

Shrapnig posted:

Just stop having news conferences, they're utterly pointless.

"They're a good team, a strong team, but we'll be prepared for them"
"They're on a good/bad run of form at the moment, that makes them a dangerous team"
"We had a good training session yesterday, the lads are ready"

On and on and on, it's all utter nonsense.

i think managers would love to not have to do them but seems like they're contractually obliged to do them for PL marketing reasons

at least, every so often, you get antonio conte having a meltdown or something

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bonus Situation posted:

It’s time to decide who will do the best soccer in December 2023.

My bet is on a team with a bald.

So neither Arsenal, Spurs, or Liverpool. Should be a fun posting month

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

Well personally I’m backing Arteta to hit some form of stress related overnight bald at some point. Why not now?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


How long would he wear a hat for before admitting it

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Bonus Situation posted:

Well personally I’m backing Arteta to hit some form of stress related overnight bald at some point. Why not now?

He had access to more advanced doping techniques than Pep did.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Shrapnig posted:

Just stop having news conferences, they're utterly pointless.

"They're a good team, a strong team, but we'll be prepared for them"
"They're on a good/bad run of form at the moment, that makes them a dangerous team"
"We had a good training session yesterday, the lads are ready"

On and on and on, it's all utter nonsense.

bring back joe kinnear

J Hume
Apr 23, 2013

What is the best number?

Bonus Situation posted:

Well personally I’m backing Arteta to hit some form of stress related overnight bald at some point. Why not now?

He's bald underneath that hair, OP. If Arsenal are top of the table going into 2024 it proves it.

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
Chelsea enacting their long-term plan to make Man U look good and keep ETH in his job for another 6 months.

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

Only 3 points separating the Manchester Cue Balls

frameset
Apr 13, 2008

The battle of the balds.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Good ebening to all the short-time Villa fans

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Tonight, we are all bald

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari



The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

wicka posted:

Tonight, we are all bald

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



This explains Unai's unconventional training method of having his players bounce on a trampoline while carrying a rocket launcher

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
good baldening

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